Mmm... Yes? Oh, you want me to type up my thoughts, so you can make a judgement on whether or not to follow me as an author?

Sure, why not. I'll keep this short.

Well I'm not much of a writer, as my muse is a drunkard passed out in the corner.

Any attempts to rouse him result in kicked shins and a yell of "Piss off!"

So feel free to spam my in-box with suggestions for fiction, abuse or trolling. You just might sober him up. (probably not)

I prefer reading other peoples work, mostly crossovers between typical nerdy things.

Star Trek, Star Wars, Video games (Halo/ Mass Effect mash-ups ho) and animé. to name a few.

There are a couple of fan fiction ideas rattling around my head, but they'll probably end up on the wrong end of Sturgeon's law.

Warning. I have whiled away hours on 'Wiki walks'. 'TV Tropes will ruin your life' indeed. So don't be surprised if a large number of clichés appear in any of my pieces.

Oh hey, it's me.

More writing from me

Where I draw things (maybe eventually)