When I cry, You wipe the tears
When I'm upset, You make me laugh
When I'm happy, You make it better
When you leave, I break

Bands Worthy of My Time:
· Fozzy.
· · Theory of a Deadman.
· · · Killswitch Engage.
· · Saving Abel.
· The Beatles.

Some Facts:
· Astrology: Taurus
· · Hair Color: Blond
· · · Eye Color: Green
· · · · Height: 5''11
· · · Religion: Atheist.
· · Sexuality: Bisexual 8D
· Occupation: Student

Favourite:
· Color: Blue and green
· · Number: 619
· · · Day: Friday
· · · · Flavor: Carmel
· · · · · Sport: Wrestling.
· · · · Wrestler: Rey Mysterio
· · · Genre: Comedy
· · Music: Any
· Band: Maroon 5

Meet the Musi:
· Rey-Rey
· · Jeff Hardy
· · · EYELINER
· · · · Jen, my co-writer in slashy crime
· · · · · The twins, Andeh and Andi
· · · · Volleyball, as of late.
· · · Khali, tall dude in said Volleyball team
· · Adreanna, Alex, Zoe, Alani, Cindy, all of which are mah bitches!
· Mi amour, Tommy.

Pairings That Don't Suck Ass:
· ReyJeff
· · PunkRey
· · · Hardycest.
· · · · Jefficho.
· · · · · ReyMatt
· · · · · · MattPunk
· · · · · MattEdge
· · · · PunkWolf
· · · JeffWolf
· · Moar PunkWolf
· ShawnHunter

Yes:
Rey Mysterio: HAWT.
Jeff Hardy: I can has colored pubes nao?
CM Punk: He's just, epic, y'know?
Eddie Guerrero: I MISS HIM D,8
Spanky: Even as a heel, he's HI-LARRY-OUS
Ric Flair: HE'S AWESOME. PERIOD.
Matt Hardy: He's adorkable.
KEN-NAH-DAY: Hot and is loud, mah kinda man.
Maria: Sweet heart :3
Shane Helms: I'D HIT THAT.

No:
Cena: Used to be cool. Key word: Used To
Miz: Kinda, off.
KOSLOFF: It's liek the hit and run of people
Youmanga: OOGIE BOOGIE TANG LAGGOOGIE
JBL: JELLY BELLY LOSER
Butistu: No.
Chavito: After he turned his back on Rey he lost almost every part of his fan base.
Vicky: NO.

Meh:
Big Show: I dun know. He's HI-LARRY-OUS but works for Vicky nao :C

RANDOM TIEMS
-I use waaaaay too much eyeliner for mah own good
-I stalk various people for various reasons
-I'm deathlys afraid of spidahs
-I plays de Volleyball
-De volleyball leaves bruises that wont go away
-I think my math teacher is a child molester
-I will write wrestling smut any time of the day and anywhere
-The guy I like doesn't realize i'm there
-I have to give my lunch money to Mrs. Knob to pay for volleyball
-I eat crushed, raw Ramen in a baggy now.
-If I ever went to a RAW live event I would and will rape Rey Mysterio in the middle of the ring
-Mah father does not know I am of de Bi.
-Mah father is a raciest BASTARD.
-Mah father verbally abuses me, threatens to throw me out and/or pur up for adoption and to kill my dog.
-I am secretly mentally unstable.
-I shall one day run to Texas to Jen and then to washington to Wolf.
-My room looks like Khali chased a fly in here
- My do- LOOK, MOAR GUM
-I'm obsessed with gum OM NOM NOM