Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

Mike's obsession with Bella is getting old. Jessica and Lauren won't leave Edward alone. What are Bella and Edward going to do? Prank them of course! AH. ON HIATUS!

Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

this is the fight scene from the book twilight.

A list of the special powers that the characters of Twilight posess.

Jacob experience tender moments with his expecting wife. Jacob/OC

Ways to piss off the numerous characters in Twilight.

Wht will happen when Bella, a New born, Decides to play a prank on Mike Newton? Will it end in divorce for Bella and Edward when he takes it seriously?

young edward

This is the entire book Twilight, only it's in Edward's point of view.

This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!