Wherein Marth really surprises Ike and Link gets an unwanted eyeful. Yaoi, IkeMarth, PWP.

What the title says. Little drabbles connected by the theme of Germany and Italy being dorks. K as K can be (usually).

Just because they lived together did not mean they were doing the dirty behind closed doors. The inhabitants of this town needed to get their heads out of the gutter. [One-shot, Modern SSBB AU] -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-

It's a bit difficult to go out on dates when both you and your partner are intent on paying. [ishimondo] [oneshot] [non-despair au]

According to Mondo, they were going to go do something fun. Ishimaru wasn't so sure. Ishimondo. Oneshot. Non-despair AU.

It's the night after Leon's trial, and Mondo decides to follow Ishimaru into the bath. IshiMondo Mature Content

Things were perfect for them. They had finally said yes, joined by vows they swore to each other and two perfect rings now permanently on their hands. Italy moved in with Germany and finally lived the life they wanted. Italy still craved though one more thing from his lover, and his mind didn't seem to be dropping it anytime soon….

Sachertorte is actually quite useful for establishing relationships, although Germany was not aware of this when he made it. GerIta, K as K can be.

Deanon. Italy has noticed that Germany looks kind of nervous sometimes when they're, ahem, intimate, and he knows how to fix this. ItaGer, not safe for your children.

Germany wears reading glasses, and Italy wonders why. Dante is involved as well. K.

Lying here in the slighty wet grass, with Italy only inches next to him, the sun shining down warmly on them, heaven had sneaked up on him again. / GerIta

Feliciano has spent the past couple of months consumed by stress. His country is struggling greatly, he has been crippled by debt, and he is constantly nagged by politicians day and night. Germany has decided enough is enough and has planned a surprise weekend break for just the two of them. A romantic getaway isn't the only surprise Germany has in store for his precious Italian

A not-so-innocent Italian, a Roman statuesque German, and a love that will never die. WARNING: Yaoi, pg-13, Holocaust mention, all that jazz.

Japan and Greece are napping on a hillside together. While Japan sleeps, his husband thinks. Fluff. Nothing too serious, T to be safe. No more amatuerness.

It's in the middle of the night as Germany wakes up and hears noises coming from the kitchen. Instead of finding his brother he was "attacked" by an unknown person. AN: I edited the story a bit.

A lovely moment between Germany and his beloved stick

Gerita. Fluff.

Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.

"Well, you said something about sex earlier, what's that?" Edward blushed slightly, and turned away from Ling completely. "Sex? Oh, well, why don't I show it to you instead?" Ling said, standing up and walking towards Edward.PWP yaoi LingxEd

There was just something about those eyes that made Ed shiver in want...PWP/Lemon/Yaoi/LingEd.

Wherein Italy teaches Germany about the meaning of 'Home'. Oneshot flowery psuedo-porn, N.Italy/Germany in that order.

Contrary to popular belief, Ed cared an awful lot for his Xingese boyfriend. A collection of Ed/Ling drabbles.

While Ed and Al are away, Ling gets a little too comfortable in their hotel room. one-sided Ling x Ed

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.