I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

Yo. I try to write things. (Should be fairly obvious though)

I will soon write more... hopefully. Then again, I always procrastinate and I don't spend as much time here as I used to or as I'd like.

Because I learn British English, I may spell things 'wrong'.

Me on Deviantart: FluffyFrostSheep (also not very active)

BASIC THINGS ABOUT ME

Name: You can call me Kiwi.

Age: Between 1 day and 1 century. Take your pick

Birth month: December (Sagittarius)

Gender: Female

Hair colour: Black

Eye colour: Black (dark brown)

-I live in Macau, China, but go to an English school, so it's my first language.

-Sometimes, I get a story from nowhere.

-I is a fujoshi.

-Tumblr gives me life.

VOCALOID STUFF

Shippings: MikuxKaito, RinxLen, GakupoxLuka, blah blah blah etc(elaboration 6 lines below)

Favourite vocaloid: Rin

Favourite (yo)utaite, in order: ham, 96Neko, Giga-P, Gero, reol, nqrse (naruse)

Song(s) currently obsessed with: Butterfly Graffiti (Miku), Love Letters to an Imaginary Girl (Miku), The Beast (Miku), The Butterfly, Flower and Spider (Rin, Len, VY2)

Every single pairing I ship(that I can think of for now)(OTPs/more strongly shipped couples within a fandom/whatever it is are underlined):

VOCALOID

Miku x Kaito, Rin x Len, Luka x Gakupo, Miki x Piko, Rinto x Lenka, Oliver x Yuki, Mikuo x Tei, Rei x Rui

SHUGO CHARA

Amu x Ikuto(Everyone knows that Tadase is gay, right?), Rima x Nagihiko, Kukai x Yaya, Ran x Yoru, Miki x Kiseki

DISNEY

EVERYTHANG!! As long as it's cannon, anyway. (But then again... Hans and Kristo-*shot*)

Also, Hidashi. And possibly Nick/Judy.

CARTOON NETWORK

Gumball x Darwin/Penny, Starfire x Robin, Raven x Beast Boy

NINJAGO

Jay x Nya, Garmadon x Misako, P.I.X.A.L. x Zane

(Damn but shipping the slash ninja ships is so tempting)

EVER AFTER HIGH

C.A. Cupid x Dexter, Lizzie x Daring(WHY DOES EVERYONE SHIP CERISE WITH DARING?!?), Duchess x Sparrow

HETAAAAALLIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

America x England (HELLS YES) , Romano x Spain, Germany x Italy

ANYTHING ELSE

Jack(Rise of the Guardians) and Elsa(Frozen obviously), JOHNLOCK OMG(Sherlock Holmes)

COPY AND PASTES (The rest of my profile is just this)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA *ahem ahem choke HAAAAACK cough sneeze*!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

Shadow.Alchemist13 needs to spread this around!!!!! And it's like so true!!

10 REASONS TO SHIP KAITOXMIKU AND RINXLEN (just cause I need to spread it around--hate Miku/Len with so much passion, it's insane)

1. They look hot together.

2. They're color schemes match each other (Yellow/Yellow, Green/Blue... since when did Blue/Yellow look as good as Blue/Green?)

3. (for RinLen) THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! MADE FOR EACH OTHER!

4. (for RinLen) Stop spreading useless sh-t that they are twins. They can be anything you want. And, if you insist on them being twins, then FTW! INCEST/TWINEST FOR THE WIN!

5. (for MiKai) If you say because Kaito would be a pedo, YOU ARE WRONG! Vocaloids can be any age, any way you want them to be. And, if that is the ONLY reason why you ship them together, then you should really go and listen to MiKai songs. They sound really good, so give them a shot.

6. They sound hot together.

7. OH, look! They are the top two Vocaloid couples! (well, that really isn't a reason, but lets pretend like it is)

8. (MiKai) For Project Diva 2nd, (aka the first game Kaito was in), ALL of Kaito's costumes matched at least one of Miku's, and his ONLY song was a duet/beautiful dance with Miku (aka Cantarella).

9. (for MiKai) have you ever heard the song 'Love Again' (Kaito)? It's beautiful. So is Dear you, Masquerade, Cendrillion, Demon and Daughter, Cantarella, and so on. (RinLen) There is Feathers across the Seasons, which is just flippin' beautiful. *sniff* And if that's not enough just look at everything Hitoshizuku-P has ever composed.

10. They are perfect for each other. 'Nuff said.

Element Quiz

FIRE:

[x] You have a short temper

[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

[x] You are very competitive.

] You like to play with fire.

[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

] You often lose control over yourself

] You can be quite reckless.

[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

[x] People have often called you insane.

Total: 6

WATER:

] You have a calm, laid-back personality.

] You like to go to the beach

] You rarely get angry.

[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

] You think before you act.

] You are good at breaking up fights.

] You are a great swimmer.

[x] You like the rain.

[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.

[x] You are very generous.

Total: 4

EARTH:

] You are physically strong.

[x] You have a close connection with nature.

] You don't mind getting dirty.

[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

] You could easily survive in the wild

[x] You care about the environment.

] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted

] You rarely get depressed.

] You aren't afraid of anything.

] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 3

AIR:

[x] You have a free spirit.

[x] You hate rules.

[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

[x] You hate to be restrained.

[x] You are independent.

[x] You are quite intelligent.

[x] You tend to be impatient.

[x] You are easily distracted.

[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

[x] You wish you could fly.

Total: 10 (Whoa!)

LIGHT:

] You are very polite.

] You are spiritual.

] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

] You believe everything you see or hear.

[x] You are afraid of the dark.

[x] You hate violence.

] You hope for world peace

] Everyone loves to be around you

] You always follow the rules.

[x] You laugh/smile a lot.

Total: 3

DARKNESS:

[x] You spend most of your time alone.

] You prefer nighttime over daytime.

[x] You like creepy things.

[x] You like to play tricks on people.

] Black is your favorite color

[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes

[x] You don't talk much.

] You are an atheist.

] You don't mind watching scary movies.

] You love to break the rules.

Total: 5

Results: Air. Also a bit of fire and darkness. Smoke maybe?

RULES:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title to answer each question, even if it makes no sense.

1. How are you feeling today?

(The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka)

Oh, just measuring cloth, snipping threads, killing a family of four... you know, the usual.

2. Will you get far in life?

(Rin-chan Now!)

3. How do your friends see you?

(Spice!)

As a pervert? Or having a strong sexual drive? Can't tell which is more accurate worse.

4. Will you get married?

(Love is War)

Depends on how yandere I get. Which is for me to know and you to find out. But you don't really want to, do you?

5. What is your best friend's theme song?

(Deep-Sea Girl)

3depressed5me

6. What is the story of your life?

(Trick and Treat)

Apparently I used to own two dolls and they've plans to kill me.

7. What will high school life be like?

(Bad Apple)

Suicidal!

8. How will you get ahead in life?

(Gift form the Princess who brought Sleep)

By poisoning everyone in town.

9. What is the best thing about your friends?

(Witch)

We accuse people of being witches and burn them alive!

10. To describe your grandparents?

(Melt)

My grandmother used to blush and dress up cute whenever my grandfather was around.

11. How is your life going?

(Cantarella)

[whispers] My childhood friend is trying to rape me

12. What song will play at your funeral?

(Rolling Girl)

I died because of rollin'! Just so you know! (Or something)

13. How does the world see you?

(Magnet)

As someone who's homosexual.

14. Will you have a happy life?

(Baby Maniacs)

Only if the person I love loves me back. WHEN. I meant WHEN.

15. Do people secretly lust over you?

(Servant of Evil)

Nope...

16. How can I make myself happy?

(Judgement of Corruption)

MONEY!!

17. What should you do with your life?

(Po Pi Po)

Become vegetarian. Drink lots of vegetable juice.

18. Will you have children?

(Evil Food Eater Conchita)

If I will I'd eat them.

19. What is your deep dark secret?

(World is Mine)

I act like a princess.

20. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?

(Sakura Fiction)

Rode bikes with someone else. That someone else died.

21. What is your personality like?

(Daughter of Evil)

Evil and spoiled.

22. What will be played at your wedding?

(Luka Luka Night Fever)

...I...don't...know...?

23. Will you be rich?

(Odds and Ends)

If I get a mini Miku.

24. Are you a good chef?

(Butterfly on your Right Shoulder)

Who knows?

25. What will you grow up to be? (What job?)

(Go Google it)

GO GOOGLE IT!!

26. What are your parents like?

(The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku)

Somebody tried to delete them.

27. What is your weakness?

(Len-Kyun Now!)

A cute little banana lover.

28. Will you ever take over the world?

(Regret Message)

Yeah, but I'll regret it. Maybe.

29. Are you scary?

(World's End Dancehall)

No, just suicidal.

30. Are you a friendly person?

(The Last Revolver)

No.

31. Are you mentally insane?

(Romeo and Cinderella)

For a person, but otherwise no.

32. What message are you going to get from a fortune cookie next time you get one?

(Madness of Duke Venomania)

You will make a deal with the devil and get lots of women in your harem.

33. If you were reincarnated as an animal, what animal would you be?

(Triple Baka)

Very creative.

34. What is your most favorite thing to do?

(Just Be Friends)

Dating-and-dumping someone I just want to be friends with.

35. Did you like this thingy?

(Daughter of White)

Only if I get my friend back as a reward... - . -

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane from Ninjago, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar (like Zane from Ninjago), copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

And a sad sad story about a sad sad girl:

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile

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