Hello all!
First thing to know about me: I'm a total Potterhead. I love Harry Potter! And everything about it. Also I love Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock...total superwholockian right here. I'm a musical theater geek as well, I love theater in general, actually. I have an audition for Les Mis in about a month, too, which is exciting!
Anyway, I don't write fanfictions so much as I read them, but I do plan to begin writing a lot soon.
That's all for now from me, so bye!
Okay I decided to add a profile character game. Here goes!
Fav 10 Characters:
1. Fred
2. Luna
3. Draco
4. Hermione
5. George
6. Ginny
7. Ron
8. Harry
9. Neville
10. Seamus
1. Would 7 and 3 be a good pair?
Hehe Ron and Draco. Definitely not! They would probably end up violently killing each other.
2. 10 is dating 6, then dumps 6 for 8. 6 dates 4 and then dumps 4 for 5. Who is the better pair?
Seamus is dating Ginny, then dumps her for Harry. Ginny dates Hermione, and then dumps Hermione for George. Well obviously, out of these, the best pair would have to be Seamus and Ginny, just because the other ones are illogical.
3. Would 9 date 1?
Would Neville date Fred? Lol nah.
4. 9 is dating 3, but loves 4?
Neville is dating Draco, but loves Hermione. Hmm, I can actually see Neville liking Hermione. But he would never go near Draco, let alone date him haha.
5. Would 2 and 8 be a good pair?
Luna and Harry. Yes! I don't really ship them, but I think that they would be nice together. Luna's helped Harry through a lot, (thestrals, telling him about the diadem) so I guess Harry thinks of her as a really good friend then.
6. Which would most likely happen, 10 kill 9, 4 kill 3, or 7 marry 6?
Seamus kill Neville, Hermione kill Draco, or Ron marry Ginny? Well, do I really need to say it? Hermione would probably have killed Draco a long time ago if she didn't play by the rules so much.
7. Who do you like best, 8, 2, or 3?
Harry, Luna, or Draco? Hmm. I suppose I love Luna just because she's so unique and odd, but I like Draco too because no matter what people say, he really is a strong character. Having a death eater for a dad and a crazy lady for an aunt must suck. Plus, he lives in fear of getting killed off by Voldemort all the time. So I suppose I admire Draco for that. Harry is amazing because having to go through all that, and being able to defeat Voldemort...damn. So who is the best? Um...Draco I guess.
8. Most likely to turn evil, 6, 4, 10, or 7?
Ginny, Hermione, Seamus, or Ron? What...none of them would. They'd never even think about it. Sure, Ron had his moments, but they weren't evil moments, he was just...momentarily lost. Seamus may have been a bit of a jerk in book five, but he came through. So can I just say none of them?
9, 2 is dating 4, but 4 runs off with 9, now 2 is with 1, but 8 really likes 2. Would you read this?
Luna is dating Hermione, but Hermione runs off with Neville. Now Luna is dating Fred, but Harry really likes Luna. I probably would read this just because it sounds hilarious, but the only part I could ever believe is Harry liking Luna.
HEHE another character game for my profile!
List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Fred
2. Luna
3. Draco
4. Hermione
5. George
6. Ginny
7. Ron
8. Harry
9. Neville
10. Bellatrix
11. Voldemort
12. Seamus
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Ginny/Voldemort. O.O No I haven't. I don't want to either.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Hermione? Eh, i don't know how to answer that seeing as I'm a girl, but I think she's really pretty.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Seamus got Harry pregnant? That is biologically impossible hahaha.
4. Can you recall any fics about 9?
Neville? Sure. I've read many Neville/Luna ones, just because I ship them so much.
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Luna and Ginny. Nah.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? George/Neville or George/ Bellatrix. Damn, why are all of my pairings so weird? Haha but I suppose George/Bellatrix, I think that would be bloody hilarious!
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 "going at it"?
If Ron walked in on Luna and Seamus? Well, Ron is naturally awkward so I'm sure his would turn red and say, "Um, I'll just come back later...sorry..."
8. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?
Fred/Harry fluff? Eh...probably. I don't know, I haven't looked.
9. Suggest a title for 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Ron/Seamus? Well, I don't think Ron likes Seamus that much and probably wouldn't try to comfort him, but I suppose "Fire to Fire" would be interesting. Get it, because Ron's a ginger and Seamus has a "particular proclivity for pyrotechnics."
10. Would you write 2/4/5?
Luna/Hermione/George? Nah, I'm not good at writing things like that. Maybe I'll read one if those exist. But then again, I probably won't.
11. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you choose?
Harry? Well, there's a lot. I suppose I would choose "Papa can you hear me?" except I would change it so that it applied to both parents. I don't know, I just sort of admire the spirituality of it, and since both of his parents are dead, he might feel like this song sometimes. If you don't know it, look it up, although look up the Glee version, I like that one better.
12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Fred/Ginny/Seamus? Um...well firstly, I wouldn't write it. INCEST IS BAD. But um, I'd say, "Don't read if you have any common sense at all!"
13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
George? About a week ago, it was a really sad one about how he felt after Fred died...:'(
14. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Fred and Ron are in a happy relationship (ew) until Neville runs off with Ron (oh God). Fred, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Voldemort (*gags*) and a brief unhappy affair with Seamus (//_-), then follows the wise advice of George (that sorta makes sense at least) and finds true love with Draco. Well. This would be one train wreck of a fanfiction lol.
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
Draco and Ron? Two words: HELL NO.
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Neville would be sad that Fred died, he'd probably have the same reaction as Harry, even though he didn't really know the twins that well.
17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?
Draco, Ginny, Neville or Bellatrix. Well Draco and Bellatrix are death eaters, so no. I would say Neville, except for the fact that he became Herbology professor, so I guess Ginny then.
18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
Luna, George, Harry, or Voldemort? Well Voldemort is technically in charge of all of the death eaters, and the others I don't think would ever go evil so...Voldy I guess?
19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?
Fred/Ginny or Luna/Hermione. Well, it's either incest or femslash, so I choose femslash just because incest is gross. So yeah, Luna/Hermione.
20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
George and Neville. I have absolutely no idea how to do that. what could go on between them that's a tragedy? Pass.
21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Ron/Seamus? Probably humor and parody just because I think that is most fitting for those two.
22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Fred kill Luna or Neville kill George. NEITHER. Neville only ever killed Nagini, and Fred died, so...
23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?
Fred, Ginny, Harry, or Bellatrix. Harry I think, just because he has all that experience and stuff...
24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9? Ginny or Neville? If it was movie one through three I would say Ginny, but then the puberty god struck Neville and produced a super hot BAMF who killed a giant snake while sporting a knitted cardigan. So yeah, Neville. :)
Bolding all the ones I am:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN (AN: heritage wise) so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and am A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
37 Secrets About Yourself
(Be honest no matter what.)
1) Have you ever been asked out?
No...which sucks :(
2) What is your default picture?
Well, right now it's Doctor who dancing to gangnam style, but I kept my pic on here the same.
3) What's your middle name?
Simone
4) Your current relationship status?
Single, but I don't mind
5) Does your crush like you back?
If I knew, he'd be my boyfriend by now then, wouldn't he?
6) What is your current mood?
Ugh
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
yellow
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
black
9) Missing something?
If this is implying what I think it's implying than NO.
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Basically all of middle school.
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A dolphin.
12) Ever had a near death experience?
apparently, when i was 2, I nearly died of pneumonia.
13) Something you do a lot?
theater and dance.
14) The song stuck in your head?
Oxford comma by vampire weekend.
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
G-L-I-M-M-E-R-ESSENCE
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Jordin Sparks
17) When was the last time you cried?
When I found out I might not get to go to Leakycon this year when I've been planning and looking forward to it since September. Oh well, we'll see how things go, but idk if i'm going now.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes, once for a talent show, and once earlier this year in our school's musical Fame. I was Mabel, so I got to sing about food.
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
I'd wanna be a metamorphagus, like Tonks.
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes I think.
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
a caramel brulee frappe
22) What's your biggest secret?
It's a secret. Meaning my profile on fanfiction is definitely not the best place to post it lol.
23) Favorite color?
Dark red.
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
...maybe. Not the new ones Disney does but like old kiddie shows like sometimes I'll find an episode of Hey Arnold on Comcast.
25) What are you?
Idk, I guess the theater geek? I'm always hanging out in the theater, helping out our drama teacher Mrs Fritz.
26) Do you speak any other language?
I'm learning Spanish I guess.
27) What's your favorite smell?
Bath and Body Works.
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Ugh.
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope.
30) What are you thinking about right now?
Freaking summer work for AP Physics.
31) What should you be doing?
Freaking summer work for AP Physics.
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
One of my friends in theater because he thinks I like this other guy in theater and he keeps giving me shit about it and it pisses me off a little bit.
33) Do you like working in the yard?
Not particularly...
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Noble. Like Donna noble.
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
nah.
36) What is your natural hair color?
brown
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Sam and Dean Winchester.
The Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape
When My heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful
For Moody’s sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”.
Yes I promise that I will
remember Harry Potter.