![]() I am totally obsessed with Harry Potter, sporks, Young Justice, Paramore, Evanescence, Glee, and anything that doesn't make since. I have my own weird theories on everything. Please feel free to review my stories. Also ask me if you want me to include anything. I am open to suggestions. HARRY POTTER PAIRINGS Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Draco/Hermione Neville/Luna PERCY JACKSON PAIRINGS (I know that a lot of them are from hero's of Olympus, But my sis forced me to right this for her.) Percy/Annabeth Piper/Jason Frank/Hazel Leo/Emily(OC) YOUNG JUSTICE Wally/Artemis Dick/Barbara GLEE Sam/Rachel (OTP) Puck/Rachel Santana/Brittany Finn/Quinn (I honestly can't see them with anyone else) Blaine/Kurt(KLAINEBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Artie/Tina Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? You know you are obsessed with HARRY POTTER when: You make up your own theories about them You read nothing but that for seven months You shout out phrases all the time You argue with your friends over whether harry really died (He did but Dumbledore let him come back to life) You know ever word and song in a very potter musical, sequel, and senior year You can act out scenes from the books, movies, and musicals You live and breath Harry Potter You have daydreams of Hogwarts You hear voices in the walls You have two best friends who are as obsessed with it as you You try to find the spell to make homework go away You use the spells on a daily basis You have all of your school work covered in Harry Potter You nickname your least favorite teacher Snape You the get the stone away from Voldy, kill the basalik, get your godfather away form the ministry, win the Triwizard tournument, break into the ministry of magic, destroy Hocruxes, an kick VOLDY'S ASS!!! Your mother takes away your books and movies because you annoy her to much You shout 'DUMBLEDORE' when every you see someone with a beard You scream 'VOLDEMORT' when you see a bald person You hear Hinny in every song you hear MUGGLES break in with a crowbar or a hair pin HP FANS use Alohomora MUGGLES say Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders HP FANS say what the HELL is a HUFFLEPUFF MUGGLES say go away HP FANS say 'Kill the Spare' MUGGLES think HP fans are out of their minds and stupid HP FANS know that they are brilliant and KNOW that MUGGLES are out of their minds and stupid MUGGLES want to on vacation to Hawia HP FANS go to Mars and search for PIGFARTS MUGGLES don't know the meaning of awsome HP FANS follow me You Say: -Take care! We Say: -Stay Whelmed! Artemis: Do I ever cross your mind? Wally: No. Artemis: Do you like me? Wally: Not Really. Artemis: Do you want me? Wally: No. Artemis: Would you cry if I left? Wally: No. Artemis: Would you live for me? Wally: No. Artemis: Would you do anything for me? Wally: No. Artemis: Choose me, or your life Wally: My life. Artemis walks away in holding back tears, and Wally runs after her and says... "The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 15 things to do in Walmart. 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like waffles. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull— or vice versa— copy this into your profile. 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity: 1. During your lunch break, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, put "For smuggling diamonds." 7. End all your sentences in "In accordance with the prophecy." 8 Stop using punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Whenever you go out to eat, order diet water with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems "don't rhyme." 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell friends you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood." 16. Have co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom." 17. When money comes out the of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" Keep count of how many people follow you. 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go." 20. Wherever you go, always remember: turn signals are a sign of weakness. What the devil Everyone should have a sword instead of these drumsticks Draco you little shit Ok Harry, why did you call me here? I'm mad and sad and I don't have a snack and I ha- oh my god thank you Pigfarts is on mars. That is a boss Zefron poster I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I don't see the world as everyone else does. I hate people. I have a lot of problems. I'm supper weird. Does that make you any better than me? You're OVERWHELMED and Freeze is UNDERWHELMED, why can't people us be WHELMED. I'm feeling the disaster, heavy on the dis. Totally feelin the aster I'm so turbed GET TRAUGHT OR GET DEAD SWEAR ON BATMANS PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you know that dolphin's are just gay sharks? NOW TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINTY FOUR (FOLLOW ME) potterfreak394 |
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