Oneshots in response to the March Advent calendar challenge at LJ, a story a day during the month of March.

When it's only Monday and McGee's phone just transformed into an alien robot, you know the rest of the week is gonna suck. Tuesday's arrival of the killer blonde with a really long tongue and a crush on DiNozzo doesn't bode well either. Movie Challenge.

With Mommy and Daddy away, the Gibblets will play. When Gibbs and Jenny end up in quarantine for a fortnight, Tony and Ziva start a prank war that rapidly spirals out of control. Companion piece to Quarantine.