Name: Amber ( Whatever last name u think of, but i assure u it isnt mine)

Age: Like u need to know

If u dont know anything else about me then we probably arent friends, or u just arent important. If you wanna be, the message me!

(WARNING: IF YOU DONT LIKE BAD LANGUAGE OR BAD GUIDANCE. DO NOT GO ANY FARTHER.) Well i warned you so if you dont like what you see...thats your problem.

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Jenny/Nate

Elena/Damon

Emily/Toby

Aria/Ezra

Aria/Noel

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A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will laugh along with you when you make fun of someone. A best friend sits there thinking of things to do to them while they're asleep.

If you have ever started randomly singing, put this in your profile

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that u even tried.

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

ONCE UPON A TIME there were 2 girls and 1 boy. both girls loved him. he loved the one that didn't love him as much as the other. that other was ME.

"get over him" you all say. yeah, okay. if i could, I would!

We're just silly little girls who fall for stupid boys.

Ok, so i might be quiet and shy and invisible at times; but when it comes to my friends being hurt, you better save your sorry ass.

Is there life after death...touch my boyfriend and find out.

I never let the actions of another make or break me and i never let a single person shake me because honestly i dont give a f* who hates me.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

I didn't do it! Oh wait THAT... yes i did do THAT.

I'm not mean. I just say what most people keep in their heads.

Boys are like purses; cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone"

Its funny how Hello is always

Accompanied with Goodbye,

Its funny how Good Memories

Can start to make you Cry,

Its funny how Forever

Never seems to Last,

It's funny how much you Lose

If you forget about your Past,

Its funny how "Friends" can just

Leave when your Down,

Its funny how when you need Someone

Their never Around,

Its funny how people Change

And think they are so much Better,

Its funny how many lies

Can be packed into one "Love Letter"

Its funny how people forgive

Even though they cant Forget,

Its fnny how one night

Can contain so much regret,

Its funny how ironic life turns out to be,

But the funniest part of all

Is that NONE of this is funny to me.

Stress: The confusion created when ones mind over-rides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperatly needs it!

Yeah keep fucking with me. Just know that if i pleaded insanity, there would be no questions asked.

You know what makes lettign go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

Everyone has a weakness. You just happen to be mine.

If it didn't matter, you wouldn't be spending time thinking about it.

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings? Race issues were about who ran the fastest? War was only a card game? The only drug you knew was cough medicine? Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut? The only things that hurt you were skinned knees? And we couldn't wait to grow up.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safetly in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting Holy Shit what a ride!

They didn't agree on much, infact, they rarely agreed on anything, they fought all the time and challenged eachother everyday, but despite their differences they had one important thing in common, they were crazy about eachother. - The Notebook ( I love that!)

Love is the slowest and most painful form of suicide.

I wish i knew what he was thinking when he looks at me and smiles.

Im not one to seek revenge. My opinion is that karma will be a bigger bitch than i could ever be.

Note to self: Boys suck...they break hearts. Throw things at them... like pineapples...They're pointy.

Sometimes its best not to question your best friend. Just helo them dump the body bag into the river.

Behind every beautiful girl. There's a dumbass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.

I hate you, I love you. It's like i want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.

I love talking shit about stupid whores with you.

In my world, you dont exist.

Weird is good. Normal is boring. Beind so normal its wierd is creepy. Being so wierd its normal is cool. Warning people that you are a complete freak when you first meen them, that my friends, is called being sqee. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you love the darkness, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character (COUGH COUGH * Nate Archibald* COUGH) copy and paste this into our profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (personality.)

If you love to bitch about the so-called 'popular kids' copy and paste.

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Vampire Diaries that whenever you hear screaming you think of Damon killing someone copy and paste.