The story that presently has all of my love, devotion and attention is my newest Harry Potter fic, Who Wants to Live Forever. It is kind of a rehash of my very old, crappy Harry Potter story Harry Potter and the New Marauders. Please check it out if you have time!

For those of you here for my X-Men story Jade of the Night - don't give up! I have not forgotten about Gwen and her story. I will pick back up with her again, someday.

Status on my Currently Listed Stories:
Who Wants to Live Forever - more chapters coming soon!
Jade of the Night - currently on hiatus, but, never fear, I have not forgotten about Gwen!
Behind Closed Doors - um, I'm quite sure what is going on with this fic. No one seems to like it.
Harry Potter and the New Marauders - currently defunct

Some Quotes That Amuse Me:
"You're not smart enough to do drugs, the only coloured pills you're popping are Smarties." - Tony from . . . uh, some British show

" . . . but visions of the big fat reward danced through your head like sugar plum faeries on steriods . . . " - Ryan Harrison, 'Wrongfully Accused'

"Remember what the Monty Python boys say . . . nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" - James, 'Sliding Doors'

"Everyone is born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact: they should be called 'The Fetals'." - James, 'Sliding Doors'

"I'm invicible!" "You're a loony." - The Black Knight and King Arthur, 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'

"DON'T EVER SALT MY BED AGAIN!" - my cousin Jennifer

"One bright day in the middle of night two dead boys rose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too." - Unknown

"Murder does not make you cool, it makes you fantastically lame." - a local DJ talking about Sid Vicious

"I was talking to God, and she says 'Yo, what's up?' and she wants you to lose the gun." - Debbie, "Empire Records"

"Who knows where thoughts come from, Joe, they just appear. Hm-hmm!" - Lucas, 'Empire Records'

"Dude, you were like 'Whoa!', and we were like 'Whoa!' and then you were like 'Whoa.'." - Crush, "Finding Nemo"

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our main weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two main weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again." - Cardinal Ximinez, "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

"Shh! We're hiding. Everyone be quiet. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again." - King Julian the Lemur, 'Madagascar'

"We killed them and ate their livers." - the Penguins, 'Madagascar'

"What is a bite on the butt amongst friends? C'mon, gimme a nibble . . . " - King Julian the Lemur, 'Madagascar'

"I have a bad feeling about this . . . " - all 6 'Star Wars' films

"You're fucking up my chi." - Stanley, 'Swordfish'

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." - Old Klingon Proverb, 'Kill Bill: Volume 1'