Notice: (1-23-2011)

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I am here to review Yaoi stories.

What is Yaoi?

Yaoi is a homosexual pairing of two men.

EW! Thats Gay!

If you don't like it, then why the heck are you here??

Forget it. Now, how do I get you to review my story!

Just send a link via PM (Private Message) and I'll read/review it.

And what if you don't like my story?

Well, If its badly written, I'll send the link to I FLAME ALL and she will flame it!

Aww. And what if you just don't like the pairing or something?

I won't read it if I don't like the pairing. But the chance of Beth not liking the pairing is very unlikely. She will read anything!(even incest and rape!)

What If my story isn't Yaoi?

Well, If there are HetroSexual Pairings, but they are not the main focus of the story, then thats fine.

And what about Yuri?

Whats Yuri Again?

Yuri is Two girls! Hot Lesbian action!

Um. No. No Yuri. Because If Beth reads Yuri, she will demand that Jess and I make out so she can record it.

Oook. Anything else I need to know?

Just some shameless adverts for my friends accounts!

I leave good reviews: Is run by a single person, Ben! He reviews any General story! (But no Yaoi, Since whenever he reads it he gets a hard-on, the pervert!)

I FLAME ALL: Run by 15 different people from my lit class, they flame any story you ask them to flame (unless the story has been reviewed by me or 'I leave good reviews') as well as stories of their choosing that are simply utter crap.

Ooook... Can I go now?

Sure.

Bye.

Later.

'The Worlds Number One Yaoi Fangirl' is currently run by three dedicated Yaoi fangirls! Jessica, Beth, and Katie!

Don't ask to be a runner. You won't get anywhere. (except on our spam list!)