Madmae16
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Joined 05-20-09, id: 1941510, Profile Updated: 06-22-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Shugo Chara!.

herro people who are reading my profile, ummm... Yeah, i love twilight and shugo chara.

The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xtEy951Dic

I'm gonna let you know me a bit,

Name: Mae (to clarify this isn't my real name, but it's the name all my friends call me. It's my middle name, my first name is callie.)

Birthplace: Lala land

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Most Missed Memory: When things were normal :/

Best Physical Feature: Big ass BOOBIES!

Birthdate: 11-27-95

Occupation: Hooker

School: 8th grade

Righty or Lefty: Righty

Heritage: English and Irish

Favorite Color: Pink!

Favorite Animal: Do unicorns count?

Favorite TV Show / Movie: Juno

Favorite Cartoon: Shugo Chara! (doki was my favorite, followed by normal then stupid party :L)

Favorite Song: Itsuka wa Romansu by Yahgi Sayuri

Favorite Sport: Not much of a sports person but if I had to choose… basket ball (Nagi!)

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test
BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the stall screaming, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

Bold the ones you are!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

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SC: More Like Steak by Lunar Maelstrom reviews
Because ‘well done’ and ‘rare’ should not be synonymous but rather on almost-opposite ends of the spectrum of fanfiction. And I'm joining the crusade against horrible fanfiction on the SC side of things.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010
This is NOT Mine by TheNextAliceOwO reviews
Okay, unless I got this whole biology thing wrong, I'm pretty sure I had more... Chest." When Kuukai and Amu accidentally switch bodies, what happens? Rated T for everything from jealousy, to times of the months, to annoying fangirls/boys.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
Oneshots by Aznprid3x3 reviews
Here are a bunch of one-shots, too lazy to keep renewing the guidelines so if i write a new One-shot it'll be placed it here! there will be different Ratings! Mostly T, i'll say the rating at the top of the story if it's M. ALL AMUTO.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 42,398 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Tea Ceremonies, Phony Balonies, and Possibly Love? by xRinrinx3 reviews
Rima signed up for a Japanese Tea Ceremony class with her mom for some "mother-daughter time" together, but guess who's Rima's instructor? None other than Nagihiko Fujisaki. " 'Fujisaki? As in Nagi-' I stopped at the thought of his name."
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,029 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
New girl by ninjakittywhiskers reviews
Amu is the new girl at highschool but she isnt your average girl AMUTO!plzz read r r
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Gothic Lolita: A Rimahiko by Violethairedfreak reviews
Rima has been lonely at middle school after when Amu moved away. She changes entirely and refuses to let Nagihiko get involved in her problems. But when tragedy strikes for Rima, her new computer friend is willing to help her. What she doesn't know is...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,744 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Insane Friends, Playboys, and a Facebook Account! by Violethairedfreak reviews
After getting forced by Yaya, Mashiro Rima finally owns a facebook. But what happens when their adventures both in real life and in their facebook life goes crazy? Rated T for mature references and some cursing. RIMAHIKO, AMUTO, etc.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,389 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Rima Can't Spell by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Apparently Rima's diary is full of lots of Nagihiko-bashing... oh, and other stuff. Lots of other stuff.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 134,865 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
I Don't Hold Hands with Liars by KumaKichii reviews
My first ever Fanfic, a Rimahiko poem. And the only Rimahiko poem on FF. I think. I'll be posting my oneshot soon!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Crossing paths by FOREVERBOOKWORM322 reviews
bella and jacob decided to runaway together. but wthat happens when bella runs into edward? will she finaly face what she has been running away from for almost a year? PLEAS PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!its mt first fan fiction, hope u guys like it!:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Jacob
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The Disappearance of Hoshina Utau reviews
Kairi is now Utau's manager… and boyfriend. Utau is overcome with sadness of his cheating ways and writes him a farewell song. My first song-fic, be nice :
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Utau H., Kairi S. - Complete
Together We're Unlimited reviews
Amu's sixteen and Ikuto's back. Before they know it they're gone and running away together. Read to find out what happens next!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Rima's 3 am adventure reviews
Okay, so i know the question you've all been asking is, "If rima were up at three a.m. what would she do?" my answer, go to McDonald's! rated t for mild sexual themes, and language
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Rima M. - Complete
Leah's Happy ending reviews
Leah is like the only one without a happy ending, but then again, in the end of the book she's rarely mentioned. i saw that people imprinted on relatives of people they loved so i thought of this story. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Leah, Joshua U. - Complete
New Moon alternate ending reviews
I got thinking of how conditional new moon was, what if Alice hadn't come back? What if Edward had come to check himself? What if Rosalie kept her mouth shut? This story just embraces some of my ifs. It begins at the end of chapter 17 visitor w/o alice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete