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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Name: Its a mystery OOOOOoooooOOOOO

Age: Somewhere between 0 and 2 million. You pick.

Gender: Girl

Inside Jokes

Fang: BombombombombombombomBOOM

-Fang: Good morning Floooooock!

-Fang: Good morning Zomgamore!

-Me and Lauren. Were in Spanish class its quiet... Tooo quiet. We are doing a workswheet on fruit. Lauren goes BANANA!! I am cracking up because aparently I am the only one who hears it.

-Me and Lauren :(watching a movie/tvshow and a really big black cat pops up on the screen I freak out and yell) GIANT KITTY!!

-Me and Lauren: MUMMIFIED MONKEY!! This one has some history. We were playing downstairs when we decide to give this monkey-like puppet creature a makeover. The lipsick wouldn't stay on so we taped him up and hung him from a swingset beacuse sometime I am pretty random like that.

-Me and Kari: The glasses the freaking glasses!! Okay so I was making a person on sims and I couldn't get his glasses off so I started yelling.

-Me and Lauren- (Watching knowing again and while they are in the museam I saw a crab and ps I cannopt spell )Me: Is that a crab? Lauren: Yeah Me: Well it's a retarded crab. Lauren: No, you're a retarded crab. Me: No you are. Lauren: NOOO you are. ME: NO IT IS!!

-Me, Lauren, Michaela, Madaline, and Megan- Old lady with the walker.

-Me and Lauren (watching Knowing where the kid is looking into the future) Me: Is that a bear? (points to the window) Lauren: Yeah, it's just a light up bear shaped like a window. (Then a bear comes out.)

-Me and Lauren: Me: This doll is creepy. Lauren: Yeah, I hate dolls. Me: ITS EYES WON'T SHUT!! (I poke the doll) AHHHHHHH.

-Me and Lauren: Build a Bear air freshener.

-Me and Lauren and Kari- at the Half blood prince movie there was a -warning spolier but it has realy nothing to do with the accuall movie- there was a giant andI mean GIant dead spider and me with my arachnaphobia I started freaking out and so I squeezed Kairs hand until she let go so I sqeezed Laurens hand and she quietly yelledc at me so I squeezed my own hand.

-Cab-i-net. Okay so in the 6th Harry Potter movie, they always say cabinet. You don't prononce it cab-i-net, just cabnet with a silent i. But the Harry Potter cast must think it's funny to always say CAB-I-NET.

-Me and "JJ" Me:I JUST SAW HAILYS COMET!! JJ: TAKE HER TO THE FUNNY FARM!!

Me Rosie and my sister- Me- (stapling a pice of paper for no apparent reason. My sister- UR WASTING STAPLES!! Me: ... IM NOT GOING HIPPY!! AHHHHH!! Rosie: Silence...

Me, Rosie, and JJ- Me: Awwwww... I just got peach juice on my pizza... Rosie: WHAT?! JJ- Choking on her milk laughing. Once she stops laughing and swalllows the milk... ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! Me: Hmmm... Maybe (Inside my head.

Me and Roise; Rosie: BEAT THAT HOPSCOTCH!! Me: WHAT!?

Me and Rosie: Watching A Haunting and this creepy possesed guy named Bob popps up and starts yelling Both: AHH!! BOB!!

Me and Rosie: Still watching a hauting and this time a possesed clown popps up. Both: EVIL CLOWN!!

Me, Kate, Rosie, Georgia, J.J.: Driving back from a baseball game. We see water towers and we just got finished doing the war of the worlds play, and in that play people were attacking water towers beacuse they thought they were aliens. We see like ten and we are like: AHHH THE ALEINS!!

Same people: Driving to the baseball game and there are some gangsta's walking around and they start yelling at our car. Me: Ahh the gangstas! Kate theyre gonna take us to their layer! Rosie and J.J.: And pull our brains out of our noses! Ahhha! Then we see some persons hubcap roll around in a circle. It was pretty funny.

Rosie and me: Rosie: BEAT THAT HOPSCOTCH!! Me: What?!

Me and Rosie: Spansih teacher: If you want to... Lauren: If you want to I can save you! Me: I had that same song pop into my head!!

Me Rosie and Lenny: Lenny: This is my happy day! I shall be GLEEFULL!! Me: (trying to get someone to make me spit out water through my nose by laughing and I sprayed it all over the ground)

(Moose had a little glass globe in her locker and Me and Rosie took it like August 21,2008 I think) ...(one day we were hiding it) Moose:what is that?! Us:AH! Me:ummm you can't see it! Moose:Why? Rosie :cause...it's a present for you! it's umm a doll! her name is ...Me:Gia! her name is Gia! (through the year) Moose:is Gia done yet? Us:nooo... (so now it's april somthing) ...(Moose found the globe and discovered that Gis wasn't real...she was mad...she hold s that over us now...haha)

Me and Lenny: Lenny: This is bad. Me: Real bad Michael Jackson!

Kari, Me, and Rosie: Kair's dad and mom were taking us to go see Harry Potter at 12:05 in the morning and we dressed up for a contest. We dressed up as moaning murtle, Prof. Mcgonagall, and Herminoie, and Kari's dad shaved his head really with like a razor and we painted it white and he was volemort.

Rosie and me Rosie: My brain just hatched an idea. Me: What?! Oh Rosie, ur vain is popping out fo your head.Rosie: WHAT?!

Me JJ and Rosie: Me: for my story in lit. I have all ur names in it! Even urs J.J. Ur Jimmy Jedidiah. J.J.: WHAT?! Rosie: She could be Jessica Joy or Jennifer Joy! Me: Well, I dont like those names!!

Spencer, Mrs; J. and the whole class; Mrs. J. walks in and she has her back all hunchned and stuff and her hair is all pretty. Spencer: WOW you looked like a witch!. Mrs. J.: WHAT?! Spencer: Wel, with your backall hunched and stuff...

Stephen and the whole class: In s.s. Stephen randomly falls backward. Teacher: Are you okay? Stephen; Well, I though there was a desk back there. Teacher; Well, there isn't. Stephen: Nope.

Stephen and the whole class: In math. Teacher: hmm... how many problems should we do?(Talking to herself) Stephen: How about 1-5 skip2?

Teacher, Adam , andwhole class: Calming down and counting: 1,.., 2..., 3... Adam: 4!

Nell, Teacher, and whole class: Nell: (picking out a color to draw with or something) I think I'll use Maraghrita Green! Teacher: SHOULD I DRINK THAT?!

Stephen and Teacher and whole class: THUNDER!! Stephen: WHOA was that thunder?? Teacher: No, I don't think so... ( being sarcastic) THUNDERRR!! Teacher: Stephen, that was thungder.

Me and Rosie: Teacher: I need you to use colorful words! Rosie: Georia, I call purple!!

Me, Rosie, and J.J.: Watching PUSH (SPOILER!!)) When Nick injects crap into him, were like: NOOO he can't die!! Me: I bet that was soy sause... Nick: so what did I inject into my viens? Girl that I forgot the name of: Soy Sause!! Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I TOLD U SOOOO!!

Me, Roise, Danny and Stephen T.: (In social studies doing this speech thing and we are a asmall buisness) Me: Okay so what should we do as our buisness? Danny: We should nuke Stephen E.! Me: WHAT?! How would we even get a nucular bomb?! Were a small buisness! Danny: We know SUPERMAN!! Me: Why would Superman have a nucular bomb? Danny; So he can nuke Stephen E! Me: If he "nukes" Stephen he "nukes" everyone in a fifty mile radius of him. Rosie: Im fifty ONE miles awway!! Stpehn T. face palm...

-(the boys in our class are making fun of nemo from finding nemo...they are putting one hand in their sleeve and flapping around like they have a bad fin...) Me:you guys are so mean! STOP!! danny: no.. Stephen E: (continues to do it laughing) ME: i thinks its sad that you guys are making fun of a perosn thats not even real! Rosie:you wanna know what I think is sad? that you three are stupid enough to be arguing over a freaking animation!! Jacob: THANK you!!

QUOTE TIME!!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia

They say "guns dont kill , people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people

So, if guns kill people can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

ever noticed that 'mother in law' rearranged, spells 'woman hitler'?

i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to achieve it.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

shut up voices! or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

whoever said nothings impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute. or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sence of superiority- sarcasm: the ultimate anti-drug

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

why do people always say life is short. life is the longest damn thing you can do.

oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that

nobody is perfect. I am nobody

if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump of a cliff, i laugh even harder

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

'it's always the last place you look'. well of course it is! why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

-when Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

i wish my lawn was emo...then it could cut itself...

ever stop to think and forget to start again?

slinkey+excalator=endless fun!!

-i used to have superpowers...then my therapist took them away...

-"Before you critisicize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

-never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics...

-if it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, Id be unstoppable!

-if the SAWt team busts dow your door, do they have to replace it later?

-flying is simple..just throw yourself on the ground and miss!

-if you can stay calm when all around you is in chaos, it probably means you haven't fully understood the situation..

there are 3 kinds of people...ones who can count and the ones who can't...

-the person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

-WARNING! do NOT walk in my footsteps! i tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff!

im not clumsy! the floor just hates me...

last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars thinking where the hell is the ceiling?!

don't knock on death's door...ring the doorbell and run. he hates that!

-im not scared of DEATH! whats it gonna do? kill me?

-sometimes i wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" and then i get hit in the face...

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

-shoot for the moon. even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-It IS bad and they ARE out to get you

-Taste the rainbow-EAT CRAYONS!

-newscasters always say "good evening" and then preced to tell you why it's not

-whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door

-One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

-But if the doctor is cute, screw the friut!

-Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

-secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

-Don't mess with me. I have a stick.

-Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork!

-you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-Help! I've fallen and I can't-oooo nice carpet!

-I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!

-We know the speed of light...So what's the speed of dark?

-Who gives a care if the glass is half full or half empty? Just pick the freaking glass up and drink it!

-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

-The Force and duct tap are the same thing- they both have a light and dark side and they hold the universe together!

-I ran with scissors and lived!

-When you go to court, you're putting your life in the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

-IF you can't buy friendship, then why do you have to buy Barbie's friends?

-one day my prince will come. Mine? he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask directoins

-my knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

-mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

-i'm not random! i just have thou- OH A SQUIRREL!

-Silence is golden duct tape is silver

-life is like a pack of gum...I have yet to fiure out why.

-life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over!

-Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

-I used to have have an imaginary friend...then she abandoned me because her friends thought I wasn't real...

-what hapens if you get scared half to death twice?

-When are matresses NOT on sale?

-why is it that when we say there are 4 billion stars in the sky they belive us, but when we say the paint is still wet, they have to go and check?

-why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

-People say that one that out of four people are insane...look at your friends..if it's not them...it's you...

-why is it that every time you try to catch something that falls off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?

-MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING! ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND ITS GONE...

-heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over...

-sme people learn by reading, others learn by observation. And then there are those who actually have to try the electrical fence for themselves...

BEST ONE EVER:

-If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?