Living the life of a demon comes with a lot of banes and boons, but it can be pretty handy when you have some extra features. Rated Teen because I'll probably curse a lot and there will be mentions of gore. *Don't be fooled; lots of angst, /plenty/ of whump, as well as humor and friendship/family. :)

/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?

Set in an AU where Ghirahim rises from the lowly Fool of the Demon King Releris to the ruler of all the Lower Realms. But as the demon lord tries to destroy the Seal and take the sunlit lands of the surface for the demons, he encounters resistance...

AU Karkat is a soul reaper who is kicked from his godhead for disobeying his orders and saving a 7 year old Dave instead of killing him. This is NOT a DaveKat fic. I'm sorry to those I disappointed. It is SOLKAT. I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS.

A collection of things Itachi Uchiha has learned from or about his younger brother, ranging from funny to random to serious. Various other characters enter sporadically. NO shonen-ai

They were bound and determined to be enemies for life. Neither of them thought there was anything that could change that, and neither of them cared. Until the Captain got sick, that is. Eventual ZoSan. SERIOUSLY EDITING FIRST FEW CHAPS TO MAKE THIS READABLE.

What would happen if Link had lost the fight with Demise? Do you think he would give up? or would he rebel against his rule? Ghirahim and Link. Yaoi in future chapters. Torture. Currently being edited. Not abandoned! Chapter 5 has been updated june 11, 2013. Look at profile to see anything related to the story.

Because humanity should have never asked for something it could never handle... Zombie Apocalypse. Dexion Yaoi. Reduced rating.

After an incident in a laboratory, Ed has been turned into a six year old. Roy takes it upon himself to watch over the young alchemist. After spending much time together, Ed realizes that Roy is more of a father to him than his superior. Parental RoyEd.

Eridan Ampora was never the kindest, or the strongest, or even the smartest of trolls, but when he is dealt the one hand that will break him down, will he be able to make it through the game whole, or will everyone leave the highblood to the mercy of his mind?

It’s a new assignment for Shikamaru as well as an excuse for the chunin to goof off with his friends when he gets the opportunity to mix business with his new found hobby. Meanwhile Kankuro is left vowing revenge.

God damn it, they're at it again. Can't a dude help his baby brother eat without some weird beast fight happening outside their apartment? AU and the result of lack of sleep

Summary inside. TEASER! *He leand in close "and just so you know" he said grabbing her "you wont be able to defeat us that easily this time." He pulled her as close as he could and placed his lips on hers. . .*

Equius finds a baby hoofbeast outside his hive and proceeds to take it in with him. Nervous sweating ensues and STRENGTH becomes a problem. Inspired by this tumblr post:

this fic is bad and outdated do not read it.

Weird and random one shots based on common fanfiction facts about certain Uchiha, each one has it's own prompt and Uchiha. Not for the serious of heart. Please read and enjoy

There was a lot of lab space that never got explored, so it stood to reason something else might be lost in there with them. There was, and it struck in the one place few would ever be able to reach. Too bad it chose to target the one troll who's moirail could hear madness, a best friend who was a powerful psionic, and all three were known for their stubbornness issues.

Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck

Someone wanted SolKat smut, they got SolKat smut.

An outbreak of the "Green Flu" has infected most of the world's population; causing people to attack, devour, and mutilate friends and family. Iain, Alfred, and Arthur now have to survive a world gone mad. Warning: Blood, gore, language. Character deaths

As you have probably figured out from the title, this is a silly little Hetalia fanfiction. That means no angst, no drama, no romance. Just silliness. These 'silly little' stories (as it will be a series of drabbles, possibly connected to each other) come from the headcanons at littleaphheadcanons.. So, I hope you enjoy the read! T for language only.

Karkat constantly comes home to find his friend Gamzee dead. Let's see how the little crab reacts to all this. One shot. Rated T for Gamzee and Karkat of course

He knew he wasn't insane. He couldn't be. He knew the voice by name, even though the name had never been spoken to him. He simply knew the name without ever asking. And after doing some research, he was able to match the name he knew to a known supernatural entity. Saika. Eventual Shizaya.

Tavros never expected to fly in the sky like many of the others, not with his condition. But could a strange clown man from the sky change that for him? AU!steampunk story GamTav

In which all the Lusi earn their title as Custodian.

"You must know why I did it." Itachi never kept Sasuke in the dark about the truth of their clan. His brother on the run, Sasuke is left to handle the aftermath from within the village's borders, feigning ignorance as he struggles between playing the avenger and keeping his brother's will alive.

Sasori heard the explosions from the room where Deidara was fighting. From the pained cries that followed it seemed that his partner had managed to hurt his opponent rather badly. No surprise there. It was what happened next that took him by surprise.

26 letters in the Alphabet, so 26 one-shots! I'm picking a word that starts with each letter and using it as a theme of sorts for a one shot. So, there will be plenty of fluff and, maybe a little more?

This is a series of JR oneshots and short fics. The first few are Romantica, the rest Egoist. Enjoy! Rating of contents varies from "T" to light "M." Rated "M" for safety. Stories included complete. ON HIATUS FOR NOW with regards to new additions.

Collection of Re Born verse drabbles. Seventh Oneshot: Interlude - insight to what Gilbert's night terrors are about.

Tweek muses about dreams and social operating systems. Craig just wants to sleep.

Prince Zexion wasn't happy when his Step "Mother" tried to murder him. He wasn't happy living with dwarves who were freaking taller than him. Or when the talkative blonde wormed his way into his heart. That's what happens when you're fairest of them all.

Our favorite Junjou characters answer that timeless question in their own special ways. Rated for language.

In which Light's walls crash down under cover of nightfall and L is there to see it all happen, as usual.

Itachi's prank has gone too far, and Sasuke is declaring war... with help from Naruto and Sakura, who are really just along for the ride. Let battle commence. AU, crack and general silliness.

Just a little parody of "Still Alive", the end song in Portal, then made Hidan sing it to Shikamaru. I hope you like!

The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.

"I know." Dave and Rose have a conversation that really, no one else would understand. FtM!Dave and MtF!Rose

Equius is dead and happily tucked away in his dream bubble when he receives an unexpected visit from his ancestor. Darkleer has a heart breaking and intriguing story to tell, one that just may change everything...

The kiss is new sensory stimulation for Light, who is revelling in the feeling of security that comes with L's arms around him, and the way the other's lips trace delicate patterns against his own. A slow, hideously long LxLight oneshot.

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D

A parody of an Old Spice commercial. Please reveiw.

Eridan has just appeared in his dream bubble after dying and Feferi suddenly crashes in yelling at him and asking him why he killed her. Eridan explains. What I think on what happened after he died. T for language.

Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.

Subako Gaara is a teenager that was living with his siblings until they died in a plane accident. He was so devastated by the news that he attempted to kill himself by cutting. He was dead...for a moment. "You can't die. You're immortal."

Zexion is a Mute who was adopted by Vexen after being abandoned by his selfish parents. He has a reason to be angry with the world, but that changes when Axel becomes apart of his life. AkuZeku Yaoi/Lemon

Follow Misaki through his normal morning routine, dealing with two young toddlers! Fun inside! Oneshot!

What happens when Misaki and Akihiko leave their twin boys home alone for a few days? Rated T for language! Oneshot

Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.

It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.

Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru

Hiroki comes home sick, and Nowaki decides to take care of him. Yaoi! Fluff! Barfing!

Lucius does things at night when he thinks no one can hear him. No, not those things. Lucius Malfoy is obsessed with... dressing up and quoting Voldemort? In the middle of the night? Complete Crack!Fic. AVPM/S canon. Written for AVPM challenge.

Up until their thirteenth birthday, the Rowdyruff Boys are just a bunch of trouble makers. What happens once they turn thirteen? How strong will they get with the combination of Chemical X and HIM's blood running through them?

Utonium intended to manufacture perfect children. But what happens when you discover that 'perfection' is an ugly and impossible word?

In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.

A guide made by Charlie, yeah right... Filled with pranks, tips, and secrets that will make your stay at Bloors more amusing every day.

Gaara dreams of a past that may or may not have occurred. When he attends a new school, he learns he's not the only one. Alternate universe story... kinda.

Based off "Wide Knowlege of the Late Night Madness." We all know Miku's side of the night in the sanitarium. But what about the Kagamine twins? ONESHOT Mentions of LenxRin

Spiders, Clowns, Heights & Darkness, Crowds, Small Spaces, Sinning, Needles, Time & Being Alone, Death, Insanity, Weight & Society. We're not Perfect. We Do Feel Fear. Rating Could Change, Genres vary too.

one morning Brick finds out that Butch loves him more than a brother should. Read and see what happens later in the chapter. it yaoi if you don't like yaoi then don't read. brick/butch

Haiku of all the Naruto characters; Volume TWO! Featuring Deidara, Kakashi, The Third Hokage, Tsunade, Kankuro, Temari, and Kiba!

Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.

The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

Blossom and Brick are still enimies. But Brick has a sudden change of feelings for Blossom once she falls for another guy.How will he win her heart after he broke it?R&R!

Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD

Twas the night ‘fore we crashed and all through the train; Not a creature was stirring, least those not insane

The Baudelaires thought Olaf was bad - wait till they meet Nicolette, a student at their new school. Klaus encounters padded handcuffs, ill-fitting bikinis and an obsessive stalker in the pendulous Nicolette; can he keep his sanity? Set after Book 11.

What can I say? A sequel to 'Olivia's Birthday', where the CB team go off on a camping trip to Thumberdown Moor, a place where the ghosts are restless...

PRE-SLASH - ZxS - He remembers the feel of air beneath him and the sudden gut-wrenching knowledge that he was falling. For a moment, though, it was like he had paused in mid-air. Paused just long enough to look over and meet the gaze of the cook.

L wondered at the time if it was just animals or if it was all inanimate objects that Raito believed to be speaking to him... Oneshot/AU based after Wonderfalls.

REVISED 9-4-10 Oneshot. Crackfic. Akatsuki goes shopping. Naturally, all hell breaks loose. Rated T for Hidan's barnyard mouth and Tobi's sheer stupidity.

And, in some cases, Ukon as well. :D

... pretty much what the title says. For the 20 truths LJ comm.

In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarrassing ritual they know all too well.

The organization known as Akatsuki is shrouded in mystery. But behind that veil of secrets, there are nine unique individuals.

One night, all is normal except for the fact that Luffy is not raiding the fridge. Then the crew find that Luffy's hat appears to have vanished... Complete

Gaara is becoming ill, and Temari isn't sure why. She calls on a genius for help. Sequel to Step On A Crack.

One can get quite bored when their day is eight hours longer than everyone else's... [rereposted due to website eating my stories]

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.