Hi, I'm Danna's girl and I am crazy about Anime! My favorite animes are Naruto, FMA and Ouran High School Host Club and I like yaoi! I ship SasoDei, Uchihacest, HakuxZabuzu, Hitachincest, EdxHavoc. I have lived in England for nearly 4 years and English is my second language. My native language is Russian, so any corrections on my language or sentence structure is welcomed! Please write, I am willing to learn.

Sasori invites Edward, Neji and L to dinner at his/her house. What happens?

They have wild sex.

Winry tries to get Deidara and Jacob to go to a strip club.

They agree only if Sasori and Edward come too. They have wild sex.

Roy needs to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who does he/she choose?

Haku, for the wild sex.

Who does Roy choose, Sasuke, Winry or Itachi?

Itachi, for the wild sex.

Sasuke and Haku are making out. Roy walks in- what is his/her reaction?

He joins in and they have wild sex.

Neji falls in love with Itachi. L is jealous. What happens?

Neji starts a threesome with lots of wild sex.

Sasori jumps Edward in a dark alleyway. Who comes to his/her rescue? Roy, Gaara or Haku?

Haku, who then has wild sex with him.

Sasuke decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?

The kitchen is burned down ‘cause everyone is making out and having wild sex.

Deidara is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Winry do?

Everyone is going out with everyone else and Sasori is shitless scared because he is worried about his boyfriend. Then they have wild sex.

Neji has to marry either L, Sasori or Winry. Who does Neji choose?

Sasori, for the wild sex.

Haku kidnaps Gaara and demands something from Deidara for Gaara's release. What is it?

WILD SEX.

Roy gets to meet either Sasuke or Itachi. Who does he/she chose?

Itachi. They have wild sex.

Roy challenges Sasori to a chariot race. Why?

He wants a date. And wild sex.

Everyone gangs up on Neji. Does Neji have a chance in hell?

Yes. Then they have wild sex.

Everyone is invited to Gaara and Roy's wedding except for L. How does L react?

L gets jealous, but then he gets an invite and he gets cake and he is happy. Everyone has wild sex.

Why is Edward afraid of Haku?

Because he secretly fancies him. They have wild sex.

Deidara gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Two princes have wild sex.

Sasuke arrives late for Gaara and Roy's wedding. What happens? And why is he/she late?

He is late because he had wild sex with Itachi.

Haku and Winry get roaring drunk and end up at Itachi's house. What happens?

They have wild sex.

Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of Jacob's house. What are they protesting? What does Jacob do?

Jacob comes outside and invites them all in for wild sex.

Winry murders Gaara's best friend, Haku. What does Gaara do to get back at her/him?

Kills Edward Elric. Then he has wild sex with everyone but Winry.

Itachi and Sasuke are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Itachi save himself or Sasuke?

Itachi confesses his love for Sasuke, they have wild sex, it turns out they can be rescued after all, they are saved and then they have wild sex.

Out of everyone, who is most likely to fail at life?

Winry- because she killed Haku, nobody will have wild sex with her. Everyone else has wild sex.

Deidara and Jacob are trapped in a cave. Sasori comes to rescue them. What happens?

They have wild sex.

Neji and Haku start a day camp for children. What happens?

They skive off and have wild sex.

Sasori, Itachi, and Haku are doing the Hokey-Pokey and L and Edward walk in. What happens?

They have wild sex.

Sasuke starts to write a story about Winry and Roy going out. What is Gaara's reaction?

He wants wild sex.

Haku makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Yes. They eat it and have wild sex.

Edward and Sasori go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

They pass the time with wild sex.

It's Jacob's birthday. What would everyone get him/her?

They have an orgy. Everyone except Winry has wild bondage sex.

XD Hehe, just messing around. I think it's bloody awesome! God, I wish real life was like this... ;P