NOTE: My stories have names (of either the characters or the title) that I made up or borrowed from a copyrighted author who's a lot better at writing than I am. If I used a name that you used, I did not copy you. I probably made up that name before I knew that you or your story even existed. Doesn't that make us all feel so small and insignificant. I could just start singing 'It's NOT a Small World' or some other stupid Disney song. I definitly do not copy any names. But I do like to copy and paste!

Hi. My name is...well, let's just say it's Kathleen, and I live in well, obviously in the USA because their flag is over my profile. More info: I am not an alien from the planet Gazookazook, and that's all you need to know.

I'm guessing that nobody else has a 6-year old sister who finished the entire Harry Potter series in 2 1/2 months, and is halfway through the Last Olympian. I'm estimating that she'll be done with that series next week (2 months). She beat 1/2 of MCpooky when reading Harry Potter. The 8-year old had finished Harry Potter before she was 7, Percy Jackson in what, 2 months not counting the month's wait for TLO. I finished in about the same amounts of time. We are the speed readers!

I have two cats, Grand Master Finn With His Furious Fur (a.k.a. Finnagan) and Chairman Meow (Luna).

I am rather quiet, but do have a circle of friends. Skye (a.k.a. Wolf of Silver Dawn) and Cyan/Claire (twins, a.k.a. MCpooky) are on here, so READ THEIR STORIES!

Yes, I do play piano AND I LIKE IT!

I will write for Harry Potter, Guardians Of Ga'Hoole, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, and Septimus Heap.

Favorite Characters

Warrriors--Feathertail (so brave during the time when she and Stormfur, as apprentices, were prosecuted for being half-clan, and so sweet to Crowfeather during the journey over the mountains - SHE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE!), Leafpool(such a great medicine cat, so kind, but not afraid to fight when necessary - with words or claws), Cinderpelt (went from bouncy, excitable apprentice to strong medicine cat - SHE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE EITHER!), and Cinderheart (she got to be a warrior AND she's Cinderpelt reincarnated - I like this!).

Least Favorite Characters

Warriors--Nightcloud (evil...nasty...stole...Crowfeather...from...Leafpool...should...be...boiled...in...hot...tar...for...eternity), Ashfur (doesn't EVERYONE hate him?), Tigerstar (just stupid, a clan-murderer, a driver-away of clans, ect., ect., ect.), Brokenstar (kit-killer, murderer, grumble grumble, messing up the books.), and Heathertail (I just hate her...I don't know why ANYONE would hate her, but I do...).

Favorite Pairings

Warriors--LeafpoolxCrowfeather, FirestarxSpottedleaf, GraystripexSilverstream, and FeathertailxCrowfeather

Least Favorite Pairings

Warriors--CrowfeatherxNightcloud, GraystripexMillie, SquirrelflightxAshfur, and LionblazexHeathertail

No Comment Pairings

Warriors--BrambleclawxSquirrelflight, HeathertailxBreezepelt (they deserve each other), FirestarxSandstorm

Quotes

"Oh yeah, I should go back to the classroom. Use your stinkin' head, Kathleen!"--Me "Use your frinkin' frinkin' head!"--Cyan NOTE: KATHLEEN IS NOT MY REAL NAME BUT I AM NOT GOING TO PUT MY REAL NAME ON HERE BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN.

"Tigers have spoooooooooken, like the first moooooooorning! Tigers have eaten everyone, like the first day!"--Me and my sister before we had breakfast

"Lookie here, I just made skid marks!" --Me "That's very nice, Kate. I made some too, look!" --My sister "Oooh, very nice!" --Me "I didn't make any!"--My other sister "It's because your wheels are the wrong color." --Me

"The Bigfoot, the Bigfoot, stepping on dynamite, the Bigfoot, the Bigfoot, oops, it got blown up by dynamite!"--Me on sugar high

"You're weird, Kate."-- My sister "What was your first clue?"--Me "The fact that you've got water glasses on your ears."--My sister

"Claire (one of my friends) and I find the weirdest things to talk about."--Me "Really? What?"--Claire's mom "Well, today we were talking about what foods go best with ketchup and/or soy sauce."--Me. "Oh."--Claire's mom

"Look, it's the red M&M!"--My sister "No, that's a drop of blood."--Me

"Ooooooooooooooooh, zombies!"--My dad "No, that's the Salvation Army."--Me

"Look, there's a ladybug in my hair! Isn't that supposed to mean good luck?" --Me "No, it means that you've been setting bags full of ladybugs loose in the garden again!"--my sister "Oh."--Me

Photo footage of a jellyfish swimming in Antarctica while opera music plays in the background "How do jellyfish survive in Antarctica? I thought jellyfish only lived in warm water."--Me "They sing opera."--my sister

"You know, we're three kids wandering around in Fred Meyer with duck tape and stove fuel. Do you think anyone's getting worried?"--Me "Nope! Now let me think...Bob, Greta, Jane, Fred, Steve..."--my sister "What are you doing?"--Me "Why, naming the oranges, of course!"--my sister

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You know you're in 2009 when,

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or msn.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Copy and Paste Things!

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've gone to a movie and forgotten what movie you were at after you watched the previews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could live in the bookstore so you'd be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their heads off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, natureboy3, cats of golden moons,

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you don't have a myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

If you think Graystripe rocks, rules, and is hecka awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this on your profile:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. It's me...sorry to admit it.

If you think Millie stole Graystripe from Silverstream, copy and pates this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting that you are weird means that you are normal. Saying that you are normal means that you are odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absoutly no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If you have ever read a full profile before, copy and paste!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have inhaled any form of water, soda, coffee, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeathershould be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that everyone is now scared of you copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Random Cool Stuff

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

The same woman who plays Molly Weasley in the Harry Potter movies plays Rosie in Mamma Mia!, the movie. Rosie is the short one with spiky hair that sings ‘Take a Chance on me’. They have totally different personalities!

Ralph Fiennes (Lord Voldemort in HP movies 4-7) is the 8th cousin of Prince Charles.

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, the kid who plays eleven year old Voldemort, is the nephew of the guy who plays Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes)

Richard Harris only agreed to take the part of Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) after his then 11-year-old granddaughter threatened never to speak to him again if he didn't.

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "You're next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.

Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped right into action. They rented out my room.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

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I like you because you read my profile at least to this point. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, warriorgirl525, winxclubcrazy, dxsrox, cats of golden moons

What High School Musical 2 has Taught us as a Country

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14.The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17.If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the heck?' .

21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23.'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'back stabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27 .Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28.Iced tea from England is blue.

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. (gag me)

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31.It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.

32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down

33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.

34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

37. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.

39. Even though Chad danced in 'Get your head in the game', 'Status Quo' and 'What time is it', he apparently does not dance, according to the song 'I don't dance'.

40. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

41. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

42. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely & nbsp;

43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

I hate High School Musical. Why do you think I put this on here?

Type your name w/your knuckles: cdxsatysd ioudf gfikoklde n m,ololnjms

Type your name w/your nose: caqts o0rf gtolode4n k0o0ohjns

Type your name w/your feet: caqtsw oidf fgvoploldeewhn jmoioobns (Uhhhhhhh...what?)

Type your name w/a pen without looking: cats of golden moons OMG! Correct!

Type your name w/ an iPod or cellphone without looking: czsfds iof gikmcrfn miins (Close, but no bannanas.)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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