Bonjour Bitches

My names Alison, but please call me Ali.

Actually I don't give a fuck what you call me.

My Fanfiction is a place where you can express yourself. I will always tell you when you're being a jack ass but please: BE YOURSELF

(Notice how I bolded My Fanfiction? Because its MINE. Don't review my stories telling me how you wouldve written the story, okay? Have any suggestions; leave 'em in my I don't give a fuck box.)

I'm sorry if I'm offending you with my language or my attitude but thats who I am!

Well, I don't know what else you want from me!!!

My fanfics are below but be warned. Most of them will be rated T or most likely M.

Tbh, my fanfictions are written when I want to read a story but:

A) There are no good ones

or

B) I've read them all...

Things You Should Know About Me

I'm a bitch

Yes I will criticize you and challenge you to a fanfiction challenge which I will lose

I'm a girl

16 yrs old

Nope! Can't drive.

I'm a straight A student (YEP YOU READ RIGHT) I've never gotten below a B... Sad right? I bet you were all thinking I was a sad, depressed high school drop out. But no, here I am. The bitchiest bitch of them all and I'm an honor student. Fuck yeah.

Get a visual of me:

Blonde hair, wavy

Blue/green eyes

Supah cute :P

All the boys want to be with me, all the girls want to be me.

NO I AM NOT ALISON FROM PRETTY LITTLE LIARS HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE

Don't know what Pretty Little Liars is? Have you been living under a fucking rock? Search it up, bitch!!!!

See you around, internet geeks :P

I LOVE YOU IF YOU READ MY ENTIRE PROFILE

I LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T FUCKING HATE ME AFTER READING MY PROFILE

I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE IF YOU READ MY FANFICTIONS!!!

Yay party!!!

-A

(oh yes, bitches. Taking on the -A sig.)