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I am Stephanie. This meanings that I am 24. I am a law student, but will be graduating in May 2008. This means that I will soon be a lawyer. I want to try my hand at writing, but I'm not so sure there will be time for that between school, studying for the bar, and actually you know, having a more-than-full-time-job. This makes me sad. One-shots may be in order. I am from the Los Angeles area. I went to university at UC Berkeley. I then moved to the Midwest for law school. I will be moving to DC for my last semester of law school. And then I will hopefully end up back in (Northern) California. But if not, I will stay in DC for a few years. Yeah, I have trouble staying in one place. It's a blessing and a curse at the same time. Le sigh.

Twilight & I are like this (I am crossing my fingers). I recently became obsessed with the new HBO show True Blood. I read the first book in the series it is based on and thought that the plot was fascinating but the writing too juvenile. So I picked up Twilight at a friend's urging. Yes, I went from a too-juvenile adult novel to a young adult novel. I am nonsensical. I sat down and read the entire book only stopping to eat & use the restroom. I then proceeded to devour the other three books in less than a week (school and a bit of traveling got in the way). I am obsessed. I read a few other young adult vampire novels to quench my thirst, but really only liked Evernight. So I have turned to fanfiction. I was a bit embarassed at first because during high school my geeky friends used to write FF based on anime series, but I'm currently proud of my dorkiness.

My favorite of the series is Twilight. Then Eclipse. Then New Moon. I only really loved Jacob's portion of Breaking Dawn--it was filled with such emotion and made me cry. Pregnant Bella made me puke. The Twilight movie also made me puke--the script was terrible and RPattz had nothing to work with. They also ruined the meadow scene. Enough of that.

Random Thoughts on Twilight FF:

1. Can we please stop raping/abusing Bella? Killing off her parents/getting her heart broke by some third party works just as well in creating the "Broken Bella" that Edward apparently needs to save. I just don't understand the need to do that to one of our favorite characters.

2. Why can't bella be a player? She seems to want it a lot more than Edward does in the books.

3. Bella is quiet, not shy and giggley.

4. Can we also stop with making Jacob abusive? Okay, he practically sexually assaulted her in the series, but I think it was more of a desperate attempt to make her feel what he feels--to show her. He would never actually abuse her. He might not respect her personal space, though.

5. I love snarky E&B. It's cute.

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There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 5389 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ABC Outtakes by kyla713 reviews
These are outtakes from various points of Anything but Conventional. Hope you enjoy them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,236 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6122 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5435 - Favs: 5,500 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,430 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind by babysis reviews
A tale as old as time about best friends who can't see that they're made for each other. Will they realize it before it's too late? It's better than it sounds, I promise. At least, I hope...Usual couples, rated for some language and suggestions. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,399 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,739 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete