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 Author has written 1 story for Sherlock. Hello my munchkins! I am Sharon, I know this is the place I am supposed to write down my whole bio data for some random stalker who wants to scare the life out of me, so I'd rather not write anything of great importance. I kid, LET ME LOVE YOUUUU! I love reading fanfiction, one of the best procrastination methods ever invented. I must thank my friend, Gen for introducing me to this site - oh so long ago. There goes my grades I have written tonnes of fanfics, but I am still in the self conscious phase of writing. So, yeah - that's my reason for not uploading them. That was 4 years ago. Now: I write Johnlock fanfiction. I joined tumblr and my life tumbled: Johnlock is my OTP, no one can convince me otherwise, but I also ship many other pairings (millions). I'll mostly be sticking to writing Sherlock fics though (who's complaining?) ;) I hope you like my work - toodalloo cumberbitches! |
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Marriage and University by fantasybean reviews
Husbands, John and Sherlock, start their University courses and life together in London, how will they deal with being away from their family, making new friends and maybe even some enemies (this is Sherlock Holmes, he isn't the best with people now, is he?). Sequel of 'To be so young and in love'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 92,933 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Academia by AlwaysFidelius reviews
*Secondary school AU* Sherlock Holmes, the class genius, and John Watson, an avid football player, become an unlikely team within the halls of the elite Newcastle School.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,299 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Tomorrow Never Knows by PandaRaver reviews
Growing up isn't easy. Growing up with the person you're supposed to spend the rest of your life with is even harder. (Omegaverse, by the way. SH/JW and MH/GL, both pairings in an 'arranged marriage'. Starts from when they're kids)(Part 1 of Days).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Feel the Tide by positivelymeteoric reviews
Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A. Befriend his possibly mad roommate. B. Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his most likely mad roommate. C. Fall slightly or not so slightly in love with his definitely mad roommate. D. All of the above.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And So Begins Our Epic Romance by fAteD lOvE reviews
WARNING - Update is not a new chapter. Just a little note to whoever is still wanting to know what's going on with this fic. The war of Galbatorix's era has long passed, but the fated love between Eragon and Arya has not. A tale of how the old acquaintances meet again, fall in love and find their heart's desire. Will they realize it in time, through past lovers and lurking foe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,923 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only By The Night by CSIBakerStreet reviews
A teen AU in which John works in his aunt's café and one day runs into the mysterious Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
3,554 miles by PaperPrince reviews
AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 176 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Man's Heart by ellie.hell reviews
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Teach Me by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
Sherlock's never dated or been in a relationship and is suddenly showing interest in a young woman he met at a party. Naturally, he goes to John for very personal, intimate, 'hands on' advice. Most likely a one shot. John/Sherlock. Rated M for the ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Sherlock by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whispered Admiration by Cuboid reviews
Sherlock and John are pressed together in the most compromising position, in a closet, while hiding from criminals. John should be scared, but it's hard to be when your mouth is only a few inches away from your infuriatingly captivating flatmate...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A World Upended by SfumatoSoup reviews
John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,487 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Things You Hide by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ten Days by Ealcynn reviews
After that night at the pool, something changes. It takes Sherlock ten days to deduce what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Possesive by Devil.and.Porcelein reviews
John did not belong to Sarah. John most definitively belonged to Sherlock. And Sherlock was going to prove it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 12,866 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by LOVEZINKSY reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teaching Sherlock A Lesson by Jennistar1 reviews
John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Exchange to Blackthorne by mysticmoon95 reviews
Cammie is still wondering about the kiss Zach gave her,and still NO CONTACT.Well I guess she will find out when her school does a program like the Blackthorne school did.Well at least she is not alone she has her friends and her spy skills.Is that enough?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,348 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 376 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inside the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Arthur is Assistant Director at a museum of medieval art. Morgana's the senior curator. Lance is the armour specialist, Gwen works with tapestries and textiles. Merlin is a new employee with a reputation for quirky brilliance. My first AU, please review.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,017 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Lets Play Hockey by FluffBomb reviews
I can't really summarise this story as I don't really know where its heading. *le gasp* Okay so the rest of this story is on my other computer which i may or may not have stepped on, I will get it as soon as IT guys have fixed it XD
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Philematology reviews
After solving a particularly difficult case, all John wants to do is to curl up with a cup of tea. But Sherlock is acting a little strange, John's curiosity leads to a surprising, yet pleasant development in their friendship. Fluffy, slashy goodness. What's not to like?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete