![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hey!! I'm lonerlullaby and I love to read and write! I am sooooooo sorry if it takes me a while to update. Not only have I been really busy, (I still am...) but I have also been on complete writers block lately. I have trouble with certain scenes or chapters sometimes. I have also been thinking about writing some new stories along with the ones I have already started. I want to write a Rosalie&Emmet story, along with a Bella&Edward story. You can PM me or tell me in a review which one you want me to write first. A Little About Me My Story Immortal Fire-- My Story Wide Awake and Dreaming-- Some of My Favorite Sayings If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion. If you're a fan of Bella Swan, then you've got issues, girl. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. I'm on of the 8 percent that would be laughing my head off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. I'm one of the 2 percent who hasn't. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. I like bagels. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I am part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. The voices in my head keep telling me I'm crazy. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. Guys are like Slinkeys, completly useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Smile, it confuses people. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Vampires exist. Crazy is when you actually keep track of how long you zone out for. Crazy is me, and I am crazy. ;) You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway. Jerk. On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you? Sounds fun.) On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. |
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