League of Sinners
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921338, Profile Updated: 12-13-09

my inner dragon

Moon Dragon

In the war between good and evil, a Moon Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one.
As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Dragon Description:

The Moon Dragon has translucent scales and emits a soft white glow from it's body, thus earning it's name.

The moon Dragon is an especially large Dragon, but beautiful and graceful. It makes it's home in mountainous regions, often picking a large cavern to be it's lair.

Moon Dragons are nocturnal in nature, only coming out at night. They silently fly through the nighttime sky, hunting deer, antelope or other woodland creatures. The Moon Dragon has a particularly long lifespan even amongst dragonkind.Some Moon Dragons have been known to live for several millennia, making it one of the longest lived creatures in existence.

Quotes:

Don't call me crazy! The correct term is mentally unstable. But only slightly

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

the newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a

truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitel

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

There's over six billion people on this dirtball, you're bound to find at least one nut-job who agrees with you."

"There's no better way to escape Reality than to create your own."

"When life gives you lemons, beat the shit out of it and shout: "Fuck it, I'll get my own damn candy bar!"

“I never really understood the concept of the “human race”. If humans are a race, then what’s with all these other races I’m hearing about on TV?”

“People say that love is an indefinable thing, but in my opinion, love is what drives people to go that extra mile for someone, to jump in and help them no matter the situation, even if it means losing their own life. That’s what I think anyway.”

"I don't give a rat's ass about going to hell. I guess it's because I feel like I'm already there."

-from: Mugen, Samurai Champloo

"Just blast some music, so we can dance around like RETARDS and sing like were ON CRACK

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

"Superman is dead, good people die young, love is a dangerous and misleading emotion, countries with nuclear power want our destruction, we have a complete idiot leading us, and this world and race is headed on a downward spiral...isn't life golden?"

"That was crazy I hope I didn't brain my damage."

Don't call me crazy! The correct term is mentally unstable. But only slightly

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
the newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
You've gotta die in creative ways.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by atruck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.
When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitel
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
There's over six billion people on this dirtball, you're bound to find at least one nut-job who agrees with you."
"There's no better way to escape Reality than to create your own."
"When life gives you lemons, beat the shit out of it and shout: "Fuck it, I'll get my own damn candy bar!"
“I never really understood the concept of the “human race”. If humans are a race, then what’s with all these other races I’m hearing about on TV?”
“People say that love is an indefinable thing, but in my opinion, love is what drives people to go that extra mile for someone, to jump in and help them no matter the situation, even if it means losing their own life. That’s what I think anyway.”
"I don't give a rat's ass about going to hell. I guess it's because I feel like I'm already there."
-from: Mugen, Samurai Champloo
"Just blast some music, so we can dance around like RETARDS and sing like were ON CRACK
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"Superman is dead, good people die young, love is a dangerous and misleading emotion, countries with nuclear power want our destruction, we have a complete idiot leading us, and this world and race is headed on a downward spiral...isn't life golden?"
"That was crazy I hope I didn't brain my damage."

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord, League of Sinners(ALL HAIL FANDOM!)

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,658 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Battousai's Apprentice by Bloody9Fox reviews
Dark!Naruto, but later Evil!Naruto. After training under the Battousai ever since he was four, Naruto is forced to come back to Konoha after the Battousai's death. Unlike his sensei though, Naruto will become strong using his hatred. Naruto/FemHaku
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,760 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Kenshin, Naruto U.
Shock of the Lightning by battousai222 reviews
Two and a Half years can do a lot to a person. Naruto returns a different man: Strong, smart, deadly, powerful, a true ninja in every way. His path in life will reshape the Shinobi world. NarutoXFemale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,995 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The Jinchuriki's Note by Naruto6023 reviews
When Light met Ryuk for the first time, the shinigami remembers a particular blonde he had previously- accidently given the note to, when he was a new shinigami with a brand new death note thousands of years ago. Clever, Deceptive & Genius Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,826 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Naruto U., Ryuk
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11124 - Favs: 6,678 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 3,372 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Idol by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,084 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Devil's Blade by RisenInfection reviews
AU/AR. He grew in a society of blood and steel. He became strong and his lust for blood became even stronger. Now, Uzumaki Naruto, the feared Devil of the Flood, roams the land, seeking a new opponent to defeat him. Will that person... be you
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,557 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4049 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Disappear With the Wind by Kalashnikov2092 reviews
This is the life of Uzumaki Naruto after he succeeded in retrieving Uchiha Sasuke. As he moves on as a brand new shinobi, he must deal with the repercussions of the mission. To the day that he dies. NO PAIRING! EVER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Prophecy Of The Uzumaki Clan: A Mother's Sacrifice by Suavesky reviews
Long ago it was foretold that the one to lead humans past the gates of heaven would be born to the clan of the swirl. This is the story of that leader, how he lived, how he destroyed the demon armies, and how he became a legend. NarutoX? Epic Length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,472 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Cold Blue Edge by zero0000 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto finds himself the linchpin that allowed the continued existence of an elite clan. Now all he has to worry about is surviving the political power plays that will be sure to follow...Rated for safety. Rewrite of Cold Blue Metal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Nine Tailed Serpent: The Darkest Era by LT2000 reviews
Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,127 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Manager of:
Community: greatest Naruto Fanfiction Authors
Focus: Anime/Manga Naruto