(Want my advice? Skip the first chappie! It's not that funny XD) This is what happens when the Hetalia characters get onto Cleverbot...Please don't be intimidated by the number of chappies! Most are actually quite short...trust me. Basically this is meant to be a pick-me-up and for laughs! Rated T for language and because I'm weird XD ; ALL CHARACTERS

If you told Ivan one year ago that he'd be living in America today, he'd barely be able to believe you. If you told him he'd be working as a bouncer at a gay night club, he'd definitely not believe you. And if you told him he'd be in love with the quirky Chinese man he met (ran into) at the library, he'd say you're crazy. (Well, he'd best believe it)

The students, (or should I say countries), of Hetalia High are outraged after they mysteriously swap genders overnight. How will they handle their new bodies? Nyotalia :) My first fan fiction, so please be nice :) All the main characters are mentioned.

Medieval!AU. Their first meeting happened in battlefield. They were standing on the opposite sides of the war. Commandant General Aomine Daiki knew the only way to have General Kise Ryouta was to win him as spoil of war. However, it was not only Kise's body Aomine wanted. He wanted to conquer Kise's heart too. Kise was not happy with his wish.

After winning the national cup, team captain Aomine decides to indulge himself in a night of fun, what he hadn't planned though was that that fun would come in leather pants and blonde hair. Aokise, smut

Aominecchi would be forever in love with Kise.

AU. Kise Ryouta always considered himself as a decent human being, and in all his 26 years of life, he never crossed or overpassed that line. But sometimes, he found out by accident, there was something quite promising at being caught as the bad boy by an unknown handsome cop. Main AoKise, implied KiyoAka, KagaKuro and others.

Sentinels, Guides, and Normals. Arthur is an un-bonded sentinels searching for his soul mate. or maybe, a slave. Pairing: UK X China.

In order to make the Allies' meetings go by more smoothly, America does some digging into England's and China's past. He uncovers some surprises in their relationship along the way...with a little help from France. England/China

It was an anonymous letter written to pass the time. He hadn’t even meant to give it to him. But then he did, and that’s when the trouble began. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU.

Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]