Bella's love for roller coasters lands her into an awkward position in none other than a photo booth. The aftermath is confusing and exciting for both Bella and Emmett. EmXB Rated M for Lemons.

Bookworm/nicegirls unite...in bed. And that's all the plot there can be in this Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest entry.

Even though they are both married to other people, have children, and live lives apart from each other. To her he will always be her best friend, a miracle worker, lover, and most importantly her soul provider. lemony goodness ONE-SHOT BLACKWATER FOREVER

Leah challenges Jacob to act like an Alpha. Timeline: Breaking Dawn. Written for the Twi Kink Meme on Live Journal.

Full summary inside!Please read summary inside. Emmett is told by his best friend to stay away from his little sister, who is coming to stay with them. Will Emmett be able to resit her. Will she even be interested in him as more then just a friend?

What would happen if Bella wanted Jacob as bad as he wanted her? LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS! ; review and read please!

With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.

Alice tries to get some relief from her headache and ends up getting 'relieved' in a completely different sense. Rated M for Lemons.

Hermione needs a little extra instruction in Potions class. One shot. Dub-con, light bondage, AU 7th Year with alive!Snape

Jacob's 18-years old. In fact, he has been for 18-years, 5-months and way too many days. All he wants is his beta - badly. Lemon alert. For you, Cucumber07

Reverted back to a o/s for the time being, my apologies but I just don't have the time for a multi chap FF. Maybe one day folks! Will push out a few smutty o/s to compensate. Dirty, adult things within! Consider yourself warned kids.

Bill loves ice cream and Tom loves Bill. It's short, it's fluffy, it's TomxBill. Tokio Hotel twincest. OMG I'm posting something below M.

You have to love going to work when it's in an office like this! Very VERY M! AH

Emmett Cullen and his friends find Bella Swan after she has been brutally attacked. Emmett takes it upon himself to be her protector however what happens when he starts falling in love with her. Can she overcome what has happened to her and love him back?

Do you want to know what a rarity here is in La Push? It’s me having the whole house to myself. That is until my idiot Alpha, Jacob Black shows up. Who told him he could eat my food? I didn't make it for him. No matter how hot he is. Hmmpf. Lemon alert!

What happens when the Alpha male can no longer deny his attraction for his beta? The restraints come off and neither of them are complaining. Lemon.

Lonely at home, Esme finds a virtual substitute for Carlisle. But what happens when he finds out? AH, rated M for language and lemon. Written for the FFAA Ficawesome Gift Exchange.

Jacob and Seth get stuck in an elevator. Funny how a coincidence changes lives. M for language and because I hate T rated storys lol. SethXJacob Full summary inside. ONESHOT!

Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...

Peter & Charlotte return to the South for Jasper, but he finds himself unwilling to leave without a certain newborn. Together, the four discover multifaceted relationships & body-rocking pleasure in a life without violence and war. J/BxP/C

Jacob, Quil and Embry are in the South of France, learning how to play rugby. When meeting a new girl, Jacob will quickly learn that the weather is not the only "hot" thing over there...One-shot, AH. Lemon.

What happens when a small town girl meets a famous star at a music festival,in the middle of the desert and they're both on their own? Here's what happened to Summer Storm and Emmett McCarty. This is our Entry in the *Me and Mr. McCarty* One-shot contest.

Edward goes out leaving Bella with Emmett and Jasper. She needs comfort and guess whos there to give it! r&r

Moments in the life of Jake and Bella. T for language. Formerly Something on the Porch

An unexpected imprint has Leah Clearwater bum over tea kettle in heat for one Charlie Swan, the original DILF. Rated M for an extended lemon and crude humor involving euphemisms. Collab with the fabulous Restlessxpen.

My Entry for the Forbidden Lemons contest. Bella is preparing for a house guest; her dad's best friend. She can't help but find him attractive. When Charlie's not home, Bella will play, and Carlisle is all up for playing too.

After years away from La Push, 22 yr old Leah Clearwater returns home for her father's funeral. What happens when a certain police chief catches her eye?

LEMON. One-Shot. Jasper's primal instincts take over one day while hunting with Alice. Pre-Twilight. RxR

It was Sunday, which meant no work, no play and just relaxation. He loved Sundays. "You've got to be kidding me!"

Severus, Hermione, and a bowl full of cherries.

Rated M for safety! OOC! “I did have a date, until he dumped me earlier today.” “The day before Valentine’s day? Harsh.” "Shouldn’t you be off with some bimbo?” “I’m offended Granger, I'm actually dateless as well."

Leah always loved pancakes, so did jacob, but he prefered it so much better when Leah's acting as the pancake. Shameless blackwater lemon.

Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.

Entry for "The Rain Scene" Challenge. A downhearted Leah finds herself on a deserted beach at sunset. A storm is approaching... and so is a devilishly sexy wolf. Rated M for a steamy Rain Scene!

What happens when Rosalie goes "tanning" in the wrong spot? Why does sex in the forest sound like a good idea? Why does Jacob get punched in the face? Why is Seth talking to Edward on the phone? These questions will be answered. Rosalie X Leah. Rated M.

What starts out as a fun night with friends, turns into something completely unexpected when a good girl meets a fraternity president who makes good girls go bad. An O/S written by Calikisses as an example entry for the BACK2SKOOL UNFMETT CONTEST. AH/AU

Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with EmmaleeWrites05. Full Summary Inside...

After the war, Harry wants to get away from England. So he goes to Forks, Washington. There he meets Bella, who just broke up with her boyfriend. They meet in the woods. H/B. Lemon.

Charlie accepts a new job and uproots himself to Seattle. He meets a woman in his apartment complex. Things get steamy in the elevator. OOC, AH,rated M for lemony goodness. Written for the Stacherider's one-shot challenge.

Bella gets a flat tire on the side of a dark, deserted highway. There she is kidnapped by her worst nightmare. Or, is it her fondest dream? Written for the Darkward Vampfic Contest. VERY M!

PURE SMUT!She looked over at what he had pulled out, there was a candle a belt and some blue silk material strips. He smirked up at her, "Like I said we're going to have some fun." With that he flipped her back over. Rated M for a Reason. Read and REVIEW

A burning desire for knowledge leaves Bella with a hunger deep inside, that she never knew existed. He will teach her everything...and leave her wanting for nothing. Carlisle/Bella/Emmett

When Jasper turns up to fix Alice's plumbing problem, the boiler is the last thing on their minds...One-shot AxJ A/U A/H OOC rated M for Lemon. Done as part of a mini competition with a friend of mine, the winner is up to YOU!

What are you prepared to do to get out of a speeding ticket? Smile, flirt or cry maybe? Esme has a different approach. This is set pre Twilight. Esme x Carlisle x Charlie Rated M due to a little smut! Enjoy!

**Lemon** Simple Blackwater Oneshot. Jake stumbles across Leah's, err, special spot in the forest. Post BD, no Loch Ness imprint.

This is the story of Rosalie and Esme. When left to their own devices, how will the girls get along. This story contains Yuri and Yaoi. rated M for a reason. Takes place after the fourth book.

Alice Cullen has a vision, about Bella Swan, and that time of the month. Sounds gross but its not; it's hot. contains yuri rated this way for a reason. AliceXBella Answers a major question about the Twilight vamps.

What happens when Emmett walks in on Bella and Rosalie in a compromising position? How will Edward react? Oneshot. Bella/Rosalie/Emmett.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.