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 ''Suuuupp Guys! I'm Amy (: A typical teenager, i'd say. Ya'know, in love with Edward Cullen, has to have a twilight fix EVERYDAY, that kinda thing. I doubt that anyone is actuaally gonna read this but whatt the hell :D -I am a Twilight Obsesser, yes. -I do have a uber-cool cardboard cut out of Edward that my amazing friends gave to me, yes. -I also named my neww puppy after my favourite fiction character, yes. -I am and engglishh chick who moved to Australia, and thinks it is THE coolest thing I ever did. Anddd, I haven't written anything but you never know, aye? I just LOVEEE to read some of the stoies on here, check out my favourites they are pretty awesome. Well guys, washing up too do, pm anytime, 'speshh if its Twilight related. Loveeee (LLL) |
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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10842 - Favs: 12,318 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,815 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 4,853 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
My Darling, My Light and My Love by tomorrows legacy reviews
You killed her", a voice whispered in my head. "You’re a monster." I didn’t argue with the voice; it was right. I had left her to protect her and my leaving had caused her death
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,395 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot off the Press by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
Oh hey, Bella. Yeah I've only had a crush on you for about forever. That's why I joined that website and convinced you to be my friend, basically, so that I'd stand a chance in real life. AH AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Gifts In Life by candelifera reviews
Bella and Alice are best friends with big dreams. However that is lost when Bella goes against all rules of being a best friend; sleeping with the older brother. While Bella has lost everything she gains even more. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,995 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Empty Skies by SoEagerForEternalDamnation reviews
New Moon, re-written from Alice's perspective. Her POV on Bella's party, Edward's choice, the Cullens' life without Bella and Edward, Bella's cliff diving, and the Volturi. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008