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 Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Alice in Wonderland. Man I haven't edited this profile since 2013 and boiiiii could you tell. I don't know what i'm doing. YEET Short and sweet. That's me! Well...Short at least... KittyPotatoe's most hated characters list: 1. Mr. Tiny (Cirque Du Freak) 2. Doesn't even matter 3. Doesn't even matter 4. Doesn't even matter 5. Doesn't even matter 6. Doesn't even matter 7. Doesn't even matter 8. Doesn't even matter I might add more, or shift them around, but know this: Mr. Tiny will always be in the number 1 spot... I haven't even read these books in years, but this was one case where my 13 year old self was spot on. |
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White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 5,562 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mario's Jukebox by Walkazo reviews
A collection of songs with modified, "Mario"-themed lyrics. Requests closed
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 67 - Words: 30,008 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
Hating Magnus by Malec-Obsessed-Fan reviews
AU/AH. Alec: Young budding actor rising to stardom. Magnus: Irresistibly hot, sexy and famous. Problem? They have to pretend to be lovers in an up-coming film, which would be fine and dandy, if they didn't hate each other's guts. Malec SLASH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,795 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Hands by bookingbookworms reviews
One-Shot. Sabrina and Puck at coffee shop.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Smiles by The Trix Rabbit reviews
Alec's smile changes through out his life. When he was five, it was innocent and sweet. When he was fifteen, it was shy and awkward. But no doubt, they were the widest and the happiest when he's with Magnus, who's prettier than any princess Alec's ever seen. Fluff. Snapshots of Alec's life through the smiles he wears.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Tied Tongues by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
An alphabetical story that has no particular order, because when they are together Alec jumbles up his words and Magnus will occasionally speak in a different language entirely.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,652 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Flame Away by valiantmongoose reviews
Magnus Bane has lived for hundreds of years, searching for a way to distinguish himself against the backdrop of history. As he searches for a purpose, he never stops to consider that what he is is lonely - that is, until a certain blue-eyed Shadowhunter steps into his loft. One shot chronicle of Magnus's life.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Little Things by galindaby reviews
"Well, I guess at least no one can call your fear of spiders unfounded now." - Little things can have astounding effects: They can draw people to each other, and they can also cause a lot of trouble. This is the story of how Alec Lightwood encounters a tiny problem that will grow a lot bigger than he'd ever anticipated, but also serve to solve an even bigger one (post CoLS)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Between the Lines by Kiyori-chan reviews
Alec is an aspiring writer, who can't seem to find the emotional connection to make his work more intriguing. When he meets Magnus, his concepts of love and happiness are forever changed. I suck at summaries, so bare with me. Rating will likely go up.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,439 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Socks and Daisy Chains by FalseFacts reviews
She was a precocious girl with socks as colorful as her language. He was a cold and embittered man, lost in his own dark past. It was there amongst the tombstones and tearful mourners that they found one another. Oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Boy In The Mirror by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Alec never believed in ghost stories. How wrong he was.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Letters from nowhere by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
A mysterious letter at the front door, with no indication who might have sent it. And if Alec wants to find that person, he has to solve the puzzle laid-out for him...Alec/Magnus. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,916 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The MI Boys Do Gaga by LtCElizaBenn reviews
The idea popped into my head and just wouldn't go away. What was supposed to be a little one-shot that turned into a couple scenes. Basically this is what I envision as Alec's adventure into pop music. *I OWN NOTHING! I'M JUST A HUMBLE FANFIC WRITER!*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
On Your Door Step by Bel's Hime-Sama reviews
Alec shows up on Magnus's doorstep in the pouring rain.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Other Side by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec finds an old trunk full of mementos in Magnus's closet and is upset to find that there's nothing in there to remind Magnus of him. Or is there? Inspired by the short story "Magnus's Vow".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Hoping You'd Say That by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Magnus has a very serious question for Alec. His answer could affect them both, in more ways than just the obvious. Rated M just to be safe.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,531 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Mano a Mano by PenguinxHero reviews
"It started, as most disagreements did between the two of them, with the holes in Alec's admittedly threadbare sweater and a pot of multi-coloured glitter." Malec oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Broken Pieces by Manic Pixie reviews
"Alec once called their first date a blind date; when Magnus asked him why, he replied, "Well, I certainly had no clue what I was doing." - 25; 'Blind Date' 100 Malec drabbles.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Changes by blacknails512 reviews
Magnus and Alec have been friends since the 5th grade. They're practically brothers. But when Alec starts having weird feelings for Magnus, feelings that brothers shouldn't have, will their friendship crumble? Or turn into something bigger? AU. L8r lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,008 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Gift Exchange by Elfpen reviews
Horace plays a well-meaning prank on Will for his birthday, but Will isn't exactly amused. In retaliation, the ranger decides to play a prank on Horace just in time for his wedding. Unfortunately, this one is a bit bigger... And growlier. Oneshot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Horace, Will - Complete
Within The Shadow Of Doubt by FalseFacts reviews
A boy lives in misery simply for being himself. Now he may be forced to admitt to the one person who cares about him, that he is gay. Oneshot
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Sick Day by Elfpen reviews
The facts: One, Will is sick. Two, it's time for the annual Ranger Gathering, and Will isn't going to miss it. So, can the ranger apprentice use his honed skills, wit, and charm to pull a case of the flu unnoticed past Halt? Well, Will seems to think so.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Will - Complete
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Occupational Hazard by Spun reviews
Preseries. "It's tragic," Isabelle says, "but you've been demoted to family pillow. Deal."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,691 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Here in Wonderland reviews
A quick poem I started in poetry club, then expanded at home. It begins with how I view the Cheshire cat, then delves deeper into how I view Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
Prohibitum Amicitia in all languges reviews
Kitty is friends with Alexander Lightwood. Alexander Lightwood is a shadowhunter. "Shadowhunters kill demons. That is your only job. So tell me, Alexander, what part of that do you not understand?" Kitty comes back to New York, this time not only as a half-fey, half-demon changeling, but as a murder suspect. And this time, maybe Alec can't protect her.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Alec L., Jace W., Isabelle L., Magnus B.