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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Lord of the Rings, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. EternalEarth here. I am a female. I love to read and write, especially novels. My favourite books include Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Name of the Wind, and Percy Jackson. My favourite films are 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy, and my obsession with Middle-Earth borders on the diagnosable. I hope you enjoy my fanfictions! |
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180 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,851 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: the Tower of Madness by ermalope reviews
A fellowship of NINE goes to Mordor to dispose of an evil ring. Except Aragorn is throwing things again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Reality TV Lower Elements Style by fuzzy-grapes reviews
When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A Christmas Incident by Annie-morphs reviews
Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Game Of Bogies by Hippopants reviews
Harry notices that the Weasley twins aren't acting like themselves, so he introduces them to the wonderful game of Bogies...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/20/2005 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Like Brothers by little-took-lassie3 reviews
Merry Brandybuck never really cared for his little cousin Pippin Took. He talked too much and never sat still. But after a few events, the two become the best of friends. Very cute . Please Review. Ch. 14 is now up! FINALLY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
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The Prom Problem reviews
Set post-BOO, and Nico is attempting to become more sociable and 'friendly'. However, when Reyna announces that there will be an inter-camp Prom, Nico is forced to face his growing feelings for a certain son of Apollo if he is to be truly happy. xSolangelo, and Blood of Olympus Spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Complete
A Week In the Life of Merry and Pippin reviews
It's amazing how much Merry and Pippin can achieve/destroy in one week. Set pre-ring, this is a story of a week in the life of tween Merry and Pippin, and charts the triumphs, games, schemes and all round idiocy of my two favourite Tolkien characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,429 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Host Club Meet Through Messenger! reviews
The Host Club hold some conversations/budget meetings using online messenger! Not good at summaries! I know it's been done before but I wanted to try it myself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
The Host Club's Trip to the Cinema! reviews
A one-shot. The Host Club take a chaotic trip to the local cinema, much to the dispair of Haruhi. Just a fun little story I wrote; yeah, I'm not the best at summaries.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Fred and George at the Ministry reviews
15-year old Fred and George are sent on Work Experience for two weeks to the Ministry,in the hopes of them taking education more seriously.Will they embrace the opportunity or cause havoc? Read to find out...Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,848 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete