Patrick Jane is the bachelor on a reality dating show called "Mr. Right". Unexpected circumstances throw Teresa Lisbon in the running for his affections-along with twenty-four other willing ladies. Does Teresa alone hold the key to his lonely heart? Extreme AU. Romance, humor, suspense. Rated T/M for adult situations.

A series of stand alone one shots examining the complex and fascinating Jane/Lisbon relationship as set forth on the show. I attempted to keep them in canon during the show, then tried to keep post show installments in time as our couple continued their life together. This chapter, Private Eyes, is the final one, completing the series. Hope you've enjoyed this journey.

Patrick Jane flipped through his program impatiently without attending to the details of its content. He'd read quite a bit about the San Francisco Symphony's new solo violinist, and he was anxious to see her in action. All the reviewers raved about her. He wanted to see if she lived up to the hype. AU/Romance

CONCLUSION NOW POSTED! Patrick Jane is President of the United States. (Yes, you read that right!) How does the most powerful widower in the world find love with a CBI agent? Please take a chance and find out. Extreme AU, partly inspired by the movie "The American President." Rated T/M for adult content and language. Beautiful cover courtesy of the awesome phoenix2812!

7x07 Tag - "He couldn't be sorry for what he'd done. She was his first priority, his only priority, and if he had to incur her wrath to protect her, so be it."

Waking up with the man she loves, Lisbon reminisces about how he came to be hers.

7x03 Tag - "It wasn't until they were nearly back to the hotel that he noticed Lisbon's triumphant smile. He was happy for her, happy she'd had her moment, and hopeful that Erica would no longer be an issue between them."

After Red John is killed, Jane and Lisbon confront their feelings for each other, as well as the consequences.

post-ep to 6x22 Blue Bird. Just my thoughts of what happens after the TSA s office. Nothing new, but I needed to write it down anyway.

Set after the kiss in 6x22- totally PWP, no plot at all. Will be a string of loosely connected, fluffy PWPs about Jane and Lisbon's relationship. Rated ABSOLUTELY M, which means ADULT SEXUAL SITUATIONS... if that's not to your liking, don't read this!

A 30,000 word Pre-Season Six Finale (Bluebird) piece I wrote for myself when having Pike around was annoying the heck out of me and my internet was down. I never intended to post this one; but, I changed my mind.

Collaboration with the brilliant Donnamour1969. Fate, aided by Abbot, sends Jane back to South America in pursuit of an arms dealer. Lisbon, left behind in Texas, is kept in the dark when her partner falls off the grid again without a trace. Torn apart once more, this time the separation could be permanent. Rated T/M for violence and sensuality.

Cho reflects on change and perception after Blue Bird.

NOW COMPLETE! Lisbon is a young cop on her first undercover mission. Guess who blows her cover. AU set in 1996 San Francisco. Romance/Mystery/Humor. Rated T/M for language and adult situations. Thanks to phoenix2812 for the beautiful cover pic!

Companion to A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair: A month before her own wedding, Jane comes back into Lisbon's life and turns it all upside down once more. They both have to sort out the pieces of life after Red John and the life Jane rejected five years ago. Jisbon of course.

6x16 Tag - "And then she sat on the floor of her shower, hot water streaming all around her, telling her heart to shut up. It was time she did something for herself. Marcus was kind and thoughtful and, best of all, he wasn't wearing a wedding ring."

A sequel to "Habit," also sort of a tag to The Golden Hammer. Spoilers for some upcoming episodes as well. "It annoyed Jane that with all his knowledge of her and skill (though admittedly rusty) at seduction, he couldn't win this contest hands down. It should never have been a contest in the first place, he felt."

Post Red John: Volker is released from prison pending a new trial and is targeting Lisbon. Cho seeks Jane out to get his help in putting Volker away, he returns to Sacramento to face his sins and the life he threw away. He has to decide if what he once said wasn't enough to save him...maybe actually is. Jisbon

Lisbon takes Jane shopping at the mall. Lust ensues. Yes, I said lust. Shameless fluff , humor, and romance, because we need some of that to pass the interminable hiatus. One shot. Rated a hard T for lusty content.

patrick's background has given him odd attitudes toward sex and marriage. strong sexual themes.

A much-needed Jane/Lisbon conversation post-episode. Spoilers, 6x11. Humor, friendship, hint of Jisbon. Mild language.

NOW COMPLETE! What if Lisbon had been the one sent to South America to retrieve Jane? Alternative to "My Blue Heaven," so some spoilers. Romance/Drama/Humor. Rated T/M for adult language and situations.

6x09 Tag - "In truth, though, it wouldn't have mattered if she was a federal agent in the heart of Washington, DC. She belonged with him, and he wasn't going to do this without her at his side. He had gone two years without her, and he refused to do so any longer."

Episode tag to 6-06 What a great episode. This is my take on how Lisbon may have used memories to try to fool Jane, it touches on why Jane left her on the beach. And Jane's scene in the bedroom. I hope you enjoy. Just a one shot.

Patrick Jane is a psychologist. Teresa Lisbon is his patient. Even in this Alternate Universe, they were destined to meet. Drama/Romance/Humor. Rated T/M for language and sexual situations.

Collaboration with the wonderful waterbaby134. Set post season 5 finale. Jane and Lisbon must deal with Red John's changing rules, while being forced to play a new game of their own. But when tragedy hits close to home, will they be able to get past it to catch Red John, before he catches them? Spoilers 5x22. Drama/Romance/Angst/Humor. Rated T/M for language, violence and sexuality

Red John is dead. Jane is gone. And Lisbon needs to find herself, so she starts a little journey... Rated M for later chapters. Jisbon!

Walter Mashburn shows up again, and Jane tries to get Lisbon to date him once more- just so he won't have to face his own feelings for her. But there are games you can only play so long, and this time, Patrick Jane could be in over his head... RATED a bold M for severe adult situations, so be warned!

Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.

Tag for 5.02 "Devil's Cherry". Jane has poisoned himself with belladonna to see his family again- and Lisbon finds him. Rated M for adult content! Hurt, but also comfort!

The revelations that unfold in candid conversations.

Jane's relationship record has been a complete disaster these past months- just once he wants to enjoy touching someone... someone who counts. But careful, Patrick Jane: even you can't fool around with your own feelings. Rated M, right from the beginning! Angsty!

He did bring her breakfast in bed and didn't insist when she backed off. But he also made it clear she was just a good shot and treated her like a kid. AU again, teen fic. Enjoy :3 COMPLETE

He had managed control in the car, but when she tempted him into the apartment the heat of her touch swirled up his arm and spiraled down his body, stirring his blood and pooling in his abdomen, a liquid fire. Installment #12 in the Holiday/Next Series.

Jane and Lisbon continue their conversation about death and ice cream. On the fluffy side with a little bit of angst. J/L friendship. Spoilers, 4x9. No copyright infringement intended.

Sometimes, even agent Lisbon feels small and unimportant and oh so sad. Unfortunately, Patrick Jane is bad at giving solace- but maybe he'll make an exception this time. Very PWP, adult situations, M,M,M.

Released from prison, Patrick Jane wants to leave the CBI- but is there truly nothing keeping him? Somehow PWP, definitely M, but...sadder than my other oneshots. Different. I'm not sure about that one. Just try it if you're curious.

Teresa is grumpy, and Patrick decides that maybe roleplaying might help- PWP, very explicit, even for me. Will have six installments- if you don't stop me!

Jane tried so hard to come up with a truly unique present for her birthday- but she wants something else from him...PWP, very M very, very, very M , written during my "No angst, please"- phase.

Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.

"I think I'm falling for Teresa."This time, Cho stopped reading and stared at his friend in disbelief."You're kidding man. You've been beating the crap out of each other since kindergarten." Warning, AU teenager fic. JISBON xD COMPLETE

I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!

"Hey," she slurred, "you know what your initials spell?" Jane/Lisbon fluff.

A single choice can destroy a relationship. What do you do when life throws you back together with the one person you thought you'd never see again? Based loosely on Jane Austen's Persuasion, though the story stands on its own.

This will be a collection of one-shots, centering on the characters Patrick Jane and Theresa Lisbon. No particular order, but will always involve a smile...

Two priests are murdered and Jane implements his most outrageous "brilliant plan" yet. But he might just get himself killed in the process...