After suffering every human ailment imaginable, from physical illness to sexual attraction, Megatron et al are finally headed to America to find the Allspark and regain their Cybertronian forms. The Decepticon Empire will rise again! There's just the little matter of a promise Megatron made to a god, a Seeker he doesn't know how to love, and a brother he'd rather forget.

Megatron angers one God too many and Primus finally deems it time he and his Decepticon followers learnt a cruel lesson. But will they change after seeing life through the eyes of the humans in one of the poorest places on the planet? Eventual Slash. Revised (and eventually finished) with permission from The-spoon-of-doom.

Knock Out recruits his fellow sports cars into the Cabal of Irresponsibility. Clearly this will end well!

No one would have thought Bumblebee and Knock Out were capable of getting along, but when they're stuck in a strange new world and their only hope of survival is cooperation . . . Yeah, they're probably doomed.

Ten-year-old Severus Snape finds by accident his mother's old trunks from her Hogwarts years. With no lost love for his parents and with a wand, books and an isolated life, he spends his days practicing charms and spells that can give him comfort, changing the way he lives and enjoy his life. Watch him grow up into a different person, but still killing people with his snarky mouth.

Starscream reproduced, much to Megatron's horror. Years after his treacherous Air Commander's disappearance, Megatron comes across a familiar looking sparkling with a familiarly bad attitude. M/SS

Thanks to his villainous looks, a young Severus Snape finds himself recruited to participate in a Halloween contest by his horrible cousin Cerys Carnigan. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. NOTE: Original story begun before the completion of the series. Some canon elements missing or different.

Sequel to Faust. Starscream's not going to let Megatron go without a fight. Perhaps the road to Hell really was paved with good intentions.

In a bid to win himself the Decepticon throne, Starscream strikes a deal with Unicron the Chaosbringer. The devil's due a spark. M/SS

Fate is a fickle thing. Sometimes, all it takes is a little... push, and everything changes. Skyfire didn't crash in the storm- Starscream did. The war continues on. AU

Megatron has always thought that he knows his Second, especially when he gained himself the ability to filter Starscream's CPU. However, when Starscream is captured by the Autobots, he is forced to reflect the true nature of their relationships...

Megatron had been filling Starscream's megacycles with nothing but grunt work since he had returned to the Decepticon ranks. The seeker, more than irritated with the situation, finally finds a way to stick it to his 'One True Master' in the most pleasurable of ways, by taking a bot they have both been after for vorns. MA Starscream/Soundwave. PWP One-shot. Explicit Sticky. DL? DR.

AU. Vos: independent, isolated, and self-governed by absolute monarchy…until a miner turned gladiator caught the optics of its young Crown Prince. Not all is fair in love and war. Warning: MegaStar; sticky. Based on M:Origin & G1 while taking liberties. [HIATUS]

Data is startled to find Lore in his quarters one night after a night shift. Lore has a surprise for him, but does Data want it? Data/ Lore Warnings: Bondage, Dubious consent, Language, *nosebleed*. Do not read this if you aren't looking for android smut. Paramount owns these gorgeous hunks of synthetic human. Not me.

Two mechs that don't really like each other stuck in a tin can, as Wheeljack so aptly put it. It wasn't the ideal situation for either of them, but unexpectedly an accidental graze along a pair of sensitive wings, which should have felt wrong considering who it was coming from, somehow just felt oh so right. What's a seeker to do? ;) Three-shot. Shameless PWP. MA-Sticky. DL? DR.

Megatron angers one God too many and Primus finally deems it time he and his Decepticon followers learnt a cruel lesson. But will they change after seeing life through the eyes of the humans in one of the poorest places on the planet. Eventual Slash.

Little one-shots of little importance. Kisses between the Decepticon Warlord and his treacherous Air Commander. Suggestions welcome. M/SS

Sequel to Chaos came with a bang. Sometimes Starscream's pride isn't at all good for him...

G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.

'Datalore' episode AU. Lore drugs Data, then he has his evil way with his defenseless younger brother… at least that was the plan before he let Data top. [Data/Lore]

Starscream/Knock Out. Ficlet. Takes place in season 3's episode Thirst after the little talk they had.

When there was work to be done, Starscream enjoyed being as annoying and salacious of a distraction as he could.

Starscream has been travelling as a spark for millions of years and eventually finds himself at the end of times. Not quite ready to meet the end of his own existence, The dead seeker summons Primus and requests a last favor from him.

Pre-series while Megatron is off doing space things. The aerials miss their master and find a balance with each other in his absence.

(G1) From the loveless debuts of their relationship to its morphing into something neither of them could have expected, Megatron and Starscream go about their business as warriors engaged in an endless war, and the secretive business that concerns only them.. Each chapter stands for a different kink/theme.

Season 2 finale celebratory evil robots.

"I thought you knew better not to challenge me" Starscream purred. Starscream and Megatron relax around a cube, then over the desk, after a strategy meeting gone well. Just a pwp (G1/ One-shot/ sticky)

Starscream/Soundwave. Tactile. Cable tentacle things. Booze. Takes place after the season 2 finale, "Darkest Hour."

TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.

Clark is ready to pop the question to Lois. Bruce tries to persuade him that she isn't the one - too bad his attempts at seduction keep going awry. Slash.

REPOSTED It was firmly believed that the reason Starscream was, and always would be, second was because he was just to crazy to be first.

Starscream's never been the most perceptive mech. /Rating will go up as the story goes on/ slash

Among those who share a throne there can be no loyalty. TF: Prime. SoundwavexStarscream. Pre-season one.

In which the man who's faster than a speeding bullet is pretty slow on the uptake. Bruce corrects this problem the only way he knows how: by being smarter than the average bat. Superman/Batman.

SLASH. Dean had just wanted to shock Castiel out of his porn-watching habit. But then the plan doesn't exactly go as planned, and Dean realizes that Castiel watching so much porn mightn't be such a bad thing after all.

Harry’s engaged to Ginny, but then along comes Severus Snape. SLASH, SS/HP, POST DH

Megatron decides to accept a new addition to his faction. Little did he know that it would share a similar trait that would cause him such problems.

Conrad has been sending Worth messages on his phone for a long time, out of the vain hope Worth will cease his jerk replies and maybe even come for coffee. He finds that all he needs to do to catch Worth's attention is change it up a little. Conworth.

Whether he likes it or not, Conrad is dependent on Worth for sustenance. He likes it even less when he finds out all that blood has been from Worth's own veins, less still when he can be maneuvered into sampling directly. Conworth. Discontinued/Completed.

G1. Thundercracker's troubling predicament prompts his Air Commander to go above and beyond to save his Trine-mate. SLASH, rated for mature themes!

G1. A near-loss becomes one Decepticon's gain ... or so he thinks. Rated for SLASH themes. SS/buncha 'Cons

Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson

After graduation Draco takes a holiday in Alaska and runs into someone he never thought that he would see again in this life time. a/n: this is a very tongue in cheek, semi-mockery of Twilight. If you like that series, this might not be for you

Based on the episode 'The Musgrave's ritual' of the Granada series. SLASH

Starscream is sick of being pushed around by Megatron, and decides to take matters into his own hands, much to Megatron's annoyance. MEGATRONxSTARSCREAM. Rated M for robot!sex.

Flyers always seem to end up buried under tonnes of rock. They do not appreciate this one bit. Disorientation and no night vision tend to lead to plenty of stupidity.

Sirius wants to reconcile with Regulus, and is at a crossroads in his own life, not quite sure where it's going to take him. Regulus wants to stay with him for a while. What follows is the best summer of his life. Warning: INCEST. Sirius/Regulus R&R

HIATUS - Once, Sirius Black decided to play a very nasty prank on Severus Snape. Sirius told him to go to the Willow and follow a tunnel to get a big surprise. When James Potter heard, he raced to save Snape before he met the wolf. But what if he was too late?

HP/DM.DM/HP - Story inspired by a quote and it will follow the boys through major life events spanning several years as they grow and change and become.

Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.

Slash, Sam/Dean. AU. Cowboys. On we go.

Megatron throws a party and gets more than just high grade. Pwp. Megatron x Starscream

Wilson comes back from vacation to find, holy crap, zombies have attacked! Warnings: mild HW slash, horror, gore, humor, character deaths!

It's time for Holmes and Watson to face the morning after the night before. Slash, oneshot.