Cinderella dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss her fella, but instead she kissed a snake. How many doctors did it take?

Love Stories happen everyday, never let a good one get away- Michelle Phan

I'm a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic bean buyer...come sit by the fire...for we have some flax golden tales to spin. -Shel Silverstein

My name is Cindy, my nickname is Cinderella. I live in New York and have been writing fan fiction for over a year. Sadly I've had to delete a few of my stories, A Love Story (Has to be edited and will be transferred to the Vampire Academy section) and my Twilight love story(Deleted and will never be heard of again). Music is my world and I love my family to death. I'm Mormon and proud of it. I hope you guys like my stories and If you need any tips or just want to talk, feel free to message.

No one can make you feel inferior with out your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

You could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's ever proven otherwise.

List Of Favorite Books:

--The Mediator Series
--A Great & Terrible Beauty
--Harry Potter
--Uglies
--The Princess Diaries
--SweetHearts
--How Not To Be Popular
--Nightworld
--Alex Rider Series
--Stephanie Plum Series
--Vampire Academy
--Percy Jackson & The Olympians.
--The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

I could go on forever but these are my recommendations.

Stuff I thought was funny!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?

The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching."

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

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In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.