Have you ever had a question for any of the characters of Pokémon? Well, here's your chance to ask them! Any question, any character, any canon...anything! They're desperate to know and they'll answer accordingly. Random hilarity and fourth wall breaking shall ensue! - Currently "attempting" to post multiple chapters at once in order to catch up

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Black justed wanted to sleep! Was that too much to ask? Maybe not... Gangbang, Poke/Hum, M/M, lemon, yaoi, ect.

Lily's Umbreon wants into her bedroom. What could it possibly want? One-shot lemon. uh, IndentInvent you might not wanna read this.

If the Gym Leaders had credible, untrolled Wikipedia entries...what would they say? Complete!

A series of one-shots revolving around Cress and Chili. All ranging from fighting to loving. Because despite being lovers they were brothers first after all. rated T for now, will probably change to M in the future.

Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.

Natural Harmonia Gropius.

In a teasing moment, Bianca and White realize just how much fun being home alone together is. ShiroShipping OneShot. Rated M for Lady Lemon.

At the end of the day all you want to do is to come home covered in dirt and desserts.

Black is under much stress. He cant go anywhere without some one wanting to battle him! Can two of his most trusted pokemon help him out? YAOI M/M Hum/Poke

Exactly what it says in the title! Contains a bit of DenNor.

Taniguchi ropes Kyon into helping him pull a prank on Koizumi. However, this particular prank wasn't so well planned out... Itsukyon, notice the rating

Haruhi wants to investigate the Urban Legand of the Headless Rider in Ikebukuro. There's just one problem, if this "headless rider" is indeed headless, it could spell trouble...

Oneshot, lemon. Silver decides that he wants to be "in control" for a change, but Gold won't go down without a fight! PreciousMetalShipping. Rated M for sexual content.

just two boys having a good time. in bed.

Cress decides what's going to happen and when. Incest. One of these days I'll figure out why ffn likes to ruin all my nice formatting.

Black's definition of privacy is a little different than Ethan's used to. Okay, more like a lot different. Black/Ethan shameless shower PWP

Pokémon, N understood completely. He could hear them speak and have bonds with them. Humans…N was unsure how to even coexist with them. Upon meeting Black, N's whole worldview is thrown into chaos. Isshushippping, Rated M in case I feel naughty.

He heaved a sigh: beneath the jittery discomfort at laying himself back in the grass with his legs spread like welcoming arms and his pelvis raised to his gently swaying Serperior, was the pride in what he was doing for the man he loved.

N returns! But he's more twisted, strange and untrusting than he was before. What will Black do about it? Can he do anything? Can he heal this wounded soul? Rated M for language, sexual content and mentions of abuse. Isshu/Unovashipping. Sequel is DISCONTINUED.

Falling in love with Red was the stupidest thing he had ever done so this time, Green disappears. No one will miss him anyway. RED&GREEN, game-verse; originalshipping

Mpreg story with N and Black. Whole their life would change when they meet the annoying and perverted pokemon Kawamari. Crappy summary is crappy, awsome story is awsome. Isshushipping, lemons, can sometimes be some swearing.

This story may not end as you'd think. WARNING: This may be the most random thing you've ever read. Rated T for perverted thoughts. One-Shot.

How it came to be like this, Red will never know. Neither will Green. -GreenRed

It's hard to break old habits. At least Gold seems to accept this fact... sort of.

Gold was, without a doubt, the most stubborn person Silver had ever met.

It's just a normal summer day in New Bark Town. Gold and Silver are at Gold's house, avoiding the dreadful heat, and Silver notices the way that Gold is eating his lollipop...

Red/N/Black. M-rated for a reason! N-joy

A young trainer from New Bark Town has a chance encounter with a legendary Pokémon, but not exactly what he had in mind! Human x Pokémon You have been warned!

Oneshot; Black meets N at the Ferris wheel in Nimbasa City, and their feelings for each other become apparent. - Rated M for highly suggestive scenes, Isshu Shipping.

Silver figures out that there's more to a fever than just chicken soup. Yaoi!

Their relationship was gradual but didn't waver in the least. NxBlack/Isshushipping;; Slight AU because some events aren't exactly to the gameline.

Lucas and Ethan have an argument about Pokemon eggs. Then they make out.

Our 12 year old Pokemon trainer, Red, has fallen for his rival, Green, but not in a way you would think he would. He is infatuated with the brunet to the extent that he leaves everything behind to take Green away deep into the Viridian Forest.

N loves Pokemon. So what happens when Black and N end up in a room filled with Otamaro? Crack fic. Rated T for language. Warning: Contains Yaoi boyxboy

Red/Green- originalshipping. Red leaves, and Green can't make him stay.

: Silver wakes up next to Gold, and gets a nice fright and Gold makes him an over that he would happily oblige in. Rated M, Yaoi, One-shot. M/M relationships, don't like, don't read.

this is a mild yaoi of GilXBreak any fangirls of this group HIGH FIVE but those you isn't a yaoi fan then sorry but read it because it's cute

Gold thinks he's so smart and a master of disguise, but someone recognizes him.One-shot Yaoi Preciousmetalshipping

GoldSilver. Silver's rivalry with Gold has taken on a new aspect. Warnings inside

Ethan's mother watches the evening news, and hears a very... interesting story.

Well, one thing was for certain. If his life truly was a game, damn it all, he was going to play it right.

Lucas would very much like to work in peace. Ethan would like the opposite. Yeah I bet you'll never guess what the main pairing is.

Gold can get really annoying. PreciousMetalShipping. Fluff.

Gold and Silver accidentally get high. Later, they shave a Mareep. Sort of PreciousMetalShipping.

Leaf gets curious about Red and Green's personal life... YAOI, RedxRival, Game-verse. M FOR A REASON.

What makes training fun? The risk of being a cat for the rest of the day. Ash learns this through unconventional means. Oneshot!

Gary's smirk has annoyed Ash for years, fortunately he knows a way to get rid of it.

Antonio has had enough of hearing foreign languages, so he demands that Romano speaks Spanish to him... it shall happen one way or another...

Spain cared first, France confessed first, Prussia kissed first. In such a house, how can you choose? Bad Friends Trio/Romano; polygamy at its finest.

He's always been better. But not now, for once, I'm better. Ash/Gary Palletshipping

just a story about boyXboy action.....and what a good story is without some fangirls?....

Not when they do things like this, at least. Gary/Ash

Ash and Gary have a give and take relationship. Ash is coaxed into taking, and Gary has no qualms with giving. AshxGary, slash.

They said it was a car accident that killed his parents. Gary knows what really killed them, because it keeps visiting his nightmares... Gary-centric. Rated for horror. No pairings.