Hi! I am your average insane author. And I can't spell!

Ahem

Anyways, I haven't really posted here in a while. I got back into posting here with the uploading of Salvation, a short oneshot about Daklozen D'or, one of my OCs. Just a story about his thoughts as he travels.

I than went on to write The Waltzing Matilda, a song fic written to Waltzing Matilda. Focuses on one particular day of Wishy's travels. Won't say much more about it here. Just read if you really want to know.

I'm also working on a much longer work that will actually be a series of stories. I'm figuring four or five at this point, depends where I end three and four if there'll be a fifth. I'm around 10,000 words into the first one with tons of plot left to it. I'm guessing a T rating for it. Nothing descriptive but still many mentions and cases of death and dying. The title for now is Lost and Found focusing on... Uh... Four main charecters, I think? All OCs since it's a sort of history I've made for the Irkens so the setting is before the show.

Although I'm not good with long works, I'm also hoping to create a collection I'm calling Menagerie, multiple stories independent of each other that all deal with the uncommon fan character. The only one I've even satrted working on is Contravene, although I really should do a branch story dealing with Gnaven and Mimar, since I'm not sure if they'll show up after the first chapter. Depends how far I go with the story, but current plans don't include them reappearing again, except maybe for passing mention.

Stories I'd like to have in the Menagerie collection (be warned these are just ideas, with no guarantee of actually being written):

Contravene- Complete. Sequel planned. (T; General). Warnings- Possible squick.

Pendulum's Progress- Idea formed, likely to take a long time to write (K+ or T; General). Warnings- None so far.

Deist- In progress. Hoping for two parts with a total six chapters (T; General, Family(?)). Warnings- Potentially sensitive topics, child neglect and possible implied child abuse, language, non-explicit nudity.

Lusus Naturae- Idea formed, might be a one-shot or might be two chapters (T, possibly M; Romance). Warnings- Sensitive topics, high potential squick factor.

Perspicacity- Likely only a chapter or two; somewhat fluffy style (K+; Friendship). Warnings- None so far.

Teleiophilia- (Title likely to change) No idea on length; heavy subject matter (T, although probably pushing it due to topic; ???). Warnings- Sensitive topics, major potential squick.

Opprobrium- (In progress) One-shot; heavy subject matter (T; General, Angst(?)). Warnings- Sensitive topics, Song fic

Jump to the Left- No idea on length; pretty light (K+; General). Warnings- A large lack of morals. Brief, accidental incest. Really, I need to write the incest. Nothing heavy, just a bit of flirting.

Auxiliary- Probably only a chapter or two (K+; General, Romance(?)). Warnings- Excessive attempts by character to be funny might not really be funny at all.

Dead Ringer- (Title likely to change) Probably one or two chapters (K+ or T; General). Warnings- Not sure yet, but I'm sure there will be warnings.

The One Thing We've Got- No idea on length; could be a one-shot could go on for a while. Depends where I start the story (K+ or T; General, Romance(?), Angst(?)). Warnings- None so far.

Enceinte- Three chapters, maybe? Likely to be short and written in a blurry, rather confusing manner; like a largely forgotten memory (K+ or T, Family). Warnings- Some questionable relationships are likely.

Bonobo Bosom Brothers- Likely a one-shot and assorted disjointed adventures thereafter (K+ or T; General, Humor(?)). Warnings- Excessive attempts at humor.

Good Help- If this isn't a one shot, I'll probably change the name. It just sounds like a short story or fable title (K+; General). Warnings- None.

Volition- Probably a one-shot (K or K+; Family). Warnings- None.

Order:

Deist and Pendulum's Progress need to come before Lusus Naturae and Teleiophilia. Opprobrium should come before Volition and Jump to the Left. Dead Ringer and Good Help can be written anytime after Deist. The One Thing We've Got can be written anytime after Dead Ringer. Enceinte should come shortly before or after Dead Ringer. Perspicacity, Auxiliary, Bonobo Bosom Brothers, and Volition should be able to be written at any time.

The Complete Irken Report: This I have no excuse not to complete because, unless some one requests/suggests a section I haven’t thought of, the whole things already written.

Story Status:

The Complete Irken Report- Working on expanding the PAK chapter. May split chapter in to two parts.

Deist- Chapter two in progress.

Opprobrium- Started in a burst of inspiration. Likely to sit until Deist is finished.