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Age: //17 Going on 18//

Music: //JasonMraz/SaraLov/LaRoux/ReginaSpektor/MissyHiggins/KateNash/PriscillaAhn/OneRepublic/WeTheKings/CuteIsWhatWeAimFor/She&Him//

Television: //Bones/NCIS/Fringe/Warhouse13/Avatar:TheLastAirbender/MerlinSeasonOne/Scrubs/Chuck/LegendOfTheSeeker//

Movies: //1995PrideAndPrejudice/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas/HarryPotter/FunnyFace/BreakfastAtTiffany's/RomanHoliday/SecondhandLions/MyFairLady/Psycho/SherlockHolmes/IronMan//

Books: //HarryPotterSeries-JKRowling/MortalInstrumentsSeries-CassandraClare/PrideAndPrejudice-JaneAusten/1984-GeorgeOrwell/Fahrenheit451-RayBradbury/AGreatAndTerribleBeauty-LibbaBray/TheBellJar-SylviaPlath/LookingForAlaska-JohnGreen/SherlockHolmesAndTheHoundOfTheBaskervilles-SirArthurConanDoyle/LetTheGreatWorldSpin-ColumMcCann/ShortStoriesAndPoems-EdgarAllenPoe(especially AnabelleLee)//

Actors: //CaryGrant/RobertDowneyJr/JohnnyDepp/GaryOldman/ColinFirth//

Actresses: //AudreyHepburn/EmilyDeschanel/ZooeyDeschanel//

Female

Wearer of Glasses/Contacts

Night Owl, Book Worm

Hates Twilight

Loves Syfy, Disney Cartoons, and secretly enjoys JONAS, Sonny With A Chance, and Hannah Montana (sue me).

Passions of eating, baking, being a ninja (only in my head, like the Jason Derulo song but less dirty).

Enjoys theater, being backstage, dressed like a ninja!

CDM (-400).

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Simple by Kaytrina reviews
Short scenes, in no particular order, with no plot connection or timeline, of the wonderfully weird, yet fascinating relationship between Sheldon and Penny. My first smut is in chapter 4, so beware.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Getting In Touch by Coilerfan35 reviews
Angela arranges a vacation for stressed Brennan, with who else? But Booth. Can Brennan keep her cool around Booth? Or will sexual tension get the best of her? CHAPTER 74 COMPLETED AND UP NOW!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 74 - Words: 204,571 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
and the reel plays on and on by greatestheights reviews
Pause. Rewind. Fast-forward. As Sheldon struggles to understand when things began to shift with Penny, he discovers his normal approach is useless here. Sheldon/Penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
The Distance Between The Partners by rhea michelle malone reviews
Brennan is gone on buisness for three months and Booth is kickin it in DC. They both have to deal with the other's absence and with the help of some unlikely people, they may get a heavy dose of introspectivness. Alternating POVs Last chapter rated T.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,639 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Galahad Principle by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Love's Philosophy by immortalbeloved13 reviews
Penny begins receiving love notes from a mysterious admirer.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Relocation Reasonings by Fayth3 reviews
Penny wonders if she should move back home. Sheldon has other ideas
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Naked Truth Reciprocation by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
After a few weeks trying to reconcile with the fact Sheldon has seen her completely naked, she confronts him with an ultimatum: bare it all or live with the consequences. Unexpectedly, her demands cause something entirely different to surface.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,129 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Dactylic Hexameter by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Sheldon and Penny are friends. Right?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Osculation Definition by Philyra912 reviews
Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Lessons From the Masters by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Euler's Identity by DSieya reviews
“It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth.”- Benjamin Peirce. sheldon/penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Conversations Between Two McKinley High Students by Glow reviews
...who are not friends. At all. Or: Moments where Noah Puckerman is not a total *bleep* to Rachel Berry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Alpha Female Tendencies by Manda517 reviews
All the eligible males at the Jeffersonian, including Booth, are being auctioned off as dates in a bachelor auction. Booth accuses Brennan of being an 'Alpha Female' around him, and she finally decides to embrace the label.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,497 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Hansel by lavillerespire reviews
The story of how Robin falls in love with Halloween, and Ted continues to hope. Inspired by comments made by Ted, Robin, and FutureTed in 1x06, "Slutty Pumpkin". Post-The Leap. Takes place in mid-Season Five. Written like an episode.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Pool Party by ScienceGeek2587 reviews
The team escapes the heat by lounging by the pool. Brennan and Booth reveal some of the nature of their relationship. A fun one-shot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Something to Talk About by Buckingham reviews
It doesn't take much to get people talking...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
In Time by SSJL reviews
The obligatory post-finale speculation piece. Spoilers for The End in the Beginning
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Ever the Same by SSJL reviews
The morning-after is always a little nerve-wracking...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Boy Who Saved Brennan by CooperTrooperSG1 reviews
After the events of the Season 3 finale, Booth and Parker convince Brennan to come on vacation with them, all trying to mend the damage done by recent events. BB UST, plus Parker. Rating is only for a few words, just to be safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,820 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Boy From Philly by MilkMamaReturns reviews
Booth's father's health is failing. He returns home. In the meantime, Brennan learns more about her partner and his childhood. Not your usual story. Rated M for language and situation. Story Complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Solace in Facade by SimOph52 reviews
A young Seeley Booth sneaks out of the house while on a family vacation in Seaside, NJ to find some solace and finds it in a young girl whom he is drawn to.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Exponentially by EleanorRigbee reviews
She wishes they could go back to before, to just being friends who didn’t know what the other looked like naked...Post Shelter Island, Robin and Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Five Things Robin Scherbatsky Doesn't Do by fearlessfan reviews
Robin doesn't fall in love with Barney -- except for how she totally does . Barney/Robin, with spoilers through the fourth season, although the most recent plot points play out differently in this story.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Liaisons by pokeitlikejello reviews
Cuddy enters a relationship and isn't prepared for the damage that is to come.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 110,061 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Sensate Focus by 5SteamboatsShippingCo reviews
When personal crisis strikes their best friends, Booth and Brennan reconsider their stance on therapy, and their understanding of what brought them there in the first place. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,416 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
High Heeled Shoes by Imagination-Parade reviews
A single pair of stiletto heels will forever change the way Zack looks at Agent Booth and Dr. Brennan.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Never Say Never by C.M. Bones reviews
Neither of them could have anticipated what being partners would imply this time. And neither of them believed that betrayal would ever threaten their partnership. But you know what they say…
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,715 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
If I Should Fall by Liria247 reviews
Brennan returns from an expedition to Nicaragua, but all is not well when she unexpectedly falls ill. Even the strongest of us can crumble. BB.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,222 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Of Sense and Education by EllaBella87 reviews
After tragedy strikes the Bennets in unfair proportions Elizabeth feels compelled to begins work as a governess in London, she is surprised to find out who her employer is.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,305 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Scared Stiff by 5SteamboatsShippingCo reviews
The first story from the combined efforts of Jamie and Mia. Booth and Brennan attempt to spend the night in a haunted house to one-up the other. Maybe fear isn't the only emotion they'll end up feeling...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Access Granted by LikeMulderandScully reviews
Booth knows alot more about Brennan than she thinks. A series of oneshots about all the things Booth knows about his lady scientist.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,761 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Cast Me Gently into Morning by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
After Ba Sing Se Zuko is given a chance to redeem himself. With the help of Guru Pathik he sets out to open the seven chakras. Along the way he confronts painful truths about his past and himself, as well as experiencing the power of forgiveness and love.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,142 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by o0MissBennet0o reviews
Can Temperance Brennan be charmed by the magic of Christmas?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,539 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Sanguine by KitKat925 reviews
Set in late spring of 1812. Neither Elizabeth nor Darcy visit Kent, but they both attempt to travel to North America for different reasons. A storm wrecks the ship and Elizabeth and Darcy find themselves stranded on a deserted island alone together.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
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Walk Like A Man reviews
Booth's at his father's funeral and reflects on his past. Inspired by Walk Like A Man by Tim McGraw. -BB-
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - S. Booth - Complete
alone reviews
being *alone* is never human nature. *inspired by* feel it now - black rebel motorcycle club from soundtrack . *BoothBrennan* caution: contains cheesiness.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete