Hullo, is there someone here? No? Perfect. I'm Kagura, the sexiest alien hunter to have ever existed, and I'm currently married to an idiot called Okita Sougo. I've been told to study my japanese, yes? So I decided I'll write about my stupid, sadistic and gentle husband, dear diary, and there's a lot to say. I hope he doesn't find it! Suggestions accepted!

After Kazui's birth, Ichigo and Orihime are swamped with baby presents from their long list of 'well-wishing' shinigami friends. However, it turns out that shinigami (... and Quincies ... and humans ...) are not so great at gift-buying, especially for four-week-old babies ... Ichihime.

AU. A plague descended upon the village, and to appease the God of Death they offered him a bride as a sacrifice. (FINISHED! FINALLY!)

"The fast thump of her own heartbeat, and the steady thump of the newborns in her arms was all she could hear. All she could feel as he came into view." The war was long, but he was home. The three loved soldiers return home, and a certain Strawberry meets his little girl for the first time in a fluffy tearful moment. Ichihime. Renruki. ChadSuki.

Orihime and Ichigo and married... But that's about it. Orihime wants more out of their bland relationship, she wants more from Ichigo. If she can't find it here, will she find it from someone else...? AU, slight OOCness. Sequel is now up.