My mission in life is to become a writer of some sort.

SO with that being said, my second mission in life is to make people hot with some of my writing.

Now you know what I do here. This is a bit of who I am. Enjoy.

:About Miss HardLuck Joesephine.:

Hey, I'm Samantha Joesephine McClard, Live and Online Miss HardLuck Joesephine herself.

Actually I’m just your normal, tattooed and pierced, gum chewing freak next door. You’re either going to Love me or Hate me. There is no “Fence Sitting” when it comes to an opinion about me. So, be prepared to be blown away. I am a force of nature and crazy as hell! Come in and find out...

I am 30, fucking sexy as hell, and drive a standard truck. If you see me, don't be scared. I know I seem so immense and bad, but really. Come on! Try talking to me first; I know I know, I look so big and scary. I’m a pussy cat, I promise.

My brain has an endless captivity for useless information, especially if it involves Books, Music, Movies, and Pop Culture. My collections of these things are massive and huge. Lmao I Love, and I mean LOVE, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Watching Movies or T.V., and listening to Music. Friends are always optional. If you know a lot about these subjects, and pop culture, I’ll probably latch onto you and then try to introduce you to the rest of my twisted family.

If you want to win Brownie Points or possibly my phone number, know some stuff about Math, Politics, Boston Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Redskins, Card Games, Art, Comic Books, Role Playing Games, Japanese Culture, James Bond, Cool Cars, Martial Arts, and Computers. I think that’s it.

Someone once said something about me that was completely true and I thought it was the biggest compliment EVER.

I am a Faerie. Their bodies are SO tiny that they can only hold one emotion at a time. This is very true in my case. I can only show one emotion at a time, and no more!

Now that you know, don't you want to come and waste your life with me?

Samantha Joesephine McClard