Hi I am Callmeawesome and I am a big fan of Miraculous Ladybug or in some cases Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. I don't think I'll be writing any fan fic for anything other than that. But you're welcome to suggest any books/movies/tv shows. Anyway I didn't know what else to write for my profile so I'll just copy stuff from my favorite authors.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

(copied from ShandyCandy)

COPY AND PASTE: 'CAUSE ITS FUN!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (When people ask me how many books I read each year, I say too many to count! But seriously I read like 100 per year!)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dumbledore in Harry Potter, sob)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (One time my class had a potluck and someone brought spaghetti in a clear container with a clear red lid. I thought that all the spagetti was covered in tomato sauce and I was like ew! And when they opened the lid I was like hey the lid is red! all my friends stared at me and one was like duh!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (Blame it on the daydreams!)

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. (The weird looks that they gave me made me laugh more!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (on the bus, on the train, during science, at lunch, etc. I could go on forever!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. (Now the next episode in MTLBCN! :D What will happen?!).

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually enjoy math, copy and paste this into your profile. (I like how there are different ways for different people to solve one problem!)

(copied from ShandyCandy)

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) -

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repos

(copied from ShandyCandy) I'm ARIES because that's my birthday but I think I should be SAGITTARIUS or TAURUS because it fits my personality better.

WARNING: THIS POEM IS SAD!

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

(copied from ShandyCandy)SOB!!!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

(copied from ShandyCandy) I'm the 5% that re-posted it!:)

You know you're a MIRACULOUS fan if you :

1. Ship one of the four ships of the love square (AKA MariChat, Adrinette, LadyNoir, and Ladrien) (Marichat 4 life!!!).

2. Your reaction to season two FINALLY coming out was : YAAAAAS!

3. You want to slap everyone in Paris for not being able to see what's right in front of them.

4. You want to knock some common sense into Adrien/ Chat Noir or Marinette/Ladybug.

5. You write/say 'Chat Noir' instead of 'Cat Noir'.

6. You know that Marinette's name is NOT spelled/pronounced 'Marionette'.

7. You want to give Chloe a piece of your mind, even if you' have to wait in a very long line to do it.

8. #LetAdrienEat

9. Your nickname for Adrien is 'Sunshine/Sunshine Child' or 'Cinnamon Roll'.

10. You thought that Gabriel was Hawkmoth.

11. When you found out he was, you did a celebratory 'Told you so/ I was right' dance.

12. You know that Marinette and Adrien's future kids will be named Emma, Louise, and Hugo. You also know that they will most likely have a dog, a cat, and a hamster as well.

13. You want to throw Lila off of something higher than the Eiffel tower.

14. Your have a Miraculous OC with their own kwamis and powers.

15. Adrien's Mother's Disappearance is frustrating you to no end because there are too many theories floating around her.

16. You know that Marinette has a secret thing for stealing phones.

17. You think that Adrien is definitely a weeb/anime fanboy and gets his inspiration from Tamaki Suoh from OHSHC.

18. You think that Adrien plays a lot of Legend of Zelda games.

19. You've been on YouTube/ Deviant Art/ Tumbler/ Amino to learn everything you could, and read all the comics you wanted.

20. You can't wait for the reveal to go down.

21. You know that Sabine ships Adrinette harder than anyone.

22. You also know that Alya ships LadyNoir harder than anyone.

23. Whenever you talk you have to stop yourself from using Chat Noir's puns instead of normal words..

24. You know all of their pet names for each other, both canon and not canon.

25. You've wondered about whether or not their suits give them other animal-like qualities. Especially Chat Noir.

26. You wonder what would happen if they got akumatized/ if it is possible for them to be akumatized/ who they would be if they were akumatized/ what the situation would be that would lead to them being akumatized.

27. You've fangirled/boied about it to most of your friends and forced- sorry, convinced them to watch the show with you so that you could fangirl/boy together.

28. You call every Ladybug you meet Tikki and Every Black cat you meet Plagg. (You also offer them cookies and Camembert).

29. You have the Miraculous theme song stuck in your head

30. You know that Nathalie should receive a reward for all of her hard work trying to help Gabriel become a better father.

31. You only know Adrien's bodyguard by his cannon name of 'Gorilla'.

32. You can think of every single time they've almost kissed, including all of the times that they've fallen on top of each other- and that the Dark Cupid episode is the best of them all!

33. Au's, Au's, Au's... you can think of so many Au's...

34. You felt so bad for poor Nathaniel during Evilustrator.

35. You ship Nathaniel and Chloe or Lila, and you also probably ship DJWIFI.

36. You really want to smack Hawkmoth in the face. Repeatedly. With an anvil. (Same goes for Lila and Chloe).

37. If you had the butterfly brooch, you'd either do a complete imitation of Hawkmoth, turn it into Master Fu, or use it to create you're OWN love square...

38. You probably saw all of the hints that point to how opposites attract and the Yin-Yang symbol all throughout the series.

RE-POST IF YOU AGREE!

(copied from ShandyCandy)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, thecrazyfatguy, CheshireMax, Lover Of Animes, xxTwisted Dark Dreamsxx, SakuraBlossom24, Lacus01, Mirai Cheshire, ShandyCandy, callmeawesome,

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS.

(copied from RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley)