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 Author has written 2 stories for Gakuen Alice, and Hunger Games. Hi people! Being a fan of fan-fiction(anime/manga/books), I decided to join! Please forgive me for any flaws in my stories, it's my first time writing stories (other than compositions) and publishing them. Also my vocabulary and grammar isn't very good! I would appreciate if you could give me some tips to improve my writing skills! :D I'm really very very and sincerely sorry to everyone who has read my stories as I am very super unlikely to update any of them. As I have, am and will be very busy. I rarely even log in, I just read fan-fictions when I am free (which is rare) offline. So, if I update, that will be when I have a sudden inspiration of sorts. Once again, i am very sincerely apologetic that I have disappointed you all, but this is what it will be like. But yes, I do have another story for Hunger Games in mind but will not be writing it down and publishing it, because it will take me ages (like eons) to update them, which may disappoint the readers, so I decided against it. -0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Some Info About Me: Name: ??? Haha, not telling! Nickname: Honoko/Hana (you may address me using them :D) Gender: Female Age: Never ask a lady/female her age! Egg Crack, B'Day: March ?? (go on and guess) Zodiac Sign: Aries (may help) What I like (other than mangas/fan-fics/animes): HUNGER GAMES!! HARRY POTTER!!!! Amigurumi animal, sweet food, animals (not all), computer, purple, blue, music especially Japanese, Taylor Swift and others... What I dislike: Insects (disgusting!), homework, school (exc. friends) and exams Latest Update/News: -- 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0--0-0-0-0-0--0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Stories Status: Probably never going to update them. Sorry!! :(((((( Everlasting Stars Multifarious Destinies Crimson Eyes - Love or Hate -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0 List of my fav mangas/animes!! (not in order) Gakuen Alice Shugo Chara Kaichou wa Maid-Sama (moe) Fruit Basket Cardcaptor Sakura Koko ni Iru Yo Barajou no Kiss Stray Love Hearts (SLH) Fairy Tail Ouran High School Host Club Vampire Knight Nurarihyon no Mago Special A -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0 Favourite Couples :))))))))) Gakuen Alice: MikanxNatsume (favorite couple), HotaruxRuka, MisakixTsubasa and MikanxRuka (sometimes) Shugo Chara: AmuxIkuto, UtauxKukai and RimaxNagihiko Kaichou wa Maid-Sama: MisakixUsui Fruit Basket: TohruxYuki, TohruxKyo (can't decide, argh!) HatsuharuxRin, HanajimaxKazuma and HiroxKisa Cardcaptor Sakura: SakuraxSyaoran Koko ni Iru Yo: SuminoxTeru Fairy Tail: ErzaxJellal Ouran High School Host Club: HaruhixHikaru/Kaoru, HaruhixKyoya (weird couple) Vampire Knight: YukixZero Nurarihyon no Mago: RikuoxYura Special A: KeixHikari, MegumixYahiro -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0- Tamaki Prince Type: You are French Kyoya Cool Type: You wear glasses Hunny Loli Shota Type: You're the shortest out of your friends. 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BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three GAKUEN ALICE ...G...Put This ...A...On Your ...K...Profile ...U...If you ...E...Absolutely ...N...Love ... ...Gakuen Alice ...A...And ...L...Your ...I...Its ...C...No.1 ...E...Supporter Put this on your page if you fail at stuff. Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. Girls rule, boys suck. The. End. I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a Facebook, copy this onto your profile. If you died a little inside when you thought Nemo was dead at the end of Finding Nemo, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate people who swear becouse they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007,britishmexi27, Honoko-chi If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile. If you ever tune out of reality when reading any kind of manga (especially manga you like) and don't pay attention to surroundings, copy this onto your profile! If your family constantly accuses you of being obsessed with random stuff, copy and paste this to your profile. (sometimes) If you read your own stories or profile just for the weirdness of it, copy and paste this to your profile If you think too much swearing is unnecesary,copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile If you ever wonder why you repeat some of the 'Copy and Paste' thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste. No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile. 99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile. If you believe everyone has a right to be free and not in slavery, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate people who bully others, copy this onto your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look it's _", copy onto profile. Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked. If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually read through this thing (profile), and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile. If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile. If you like anime subs, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think this whole 'paste this to your profile' thing is getting out of hand... eh, you know the routine. Children: You spend the first 2 years of your life being taught how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told sit down and shut-up. If you agree with me, copy and paste this into your profile. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. What to Do During an Exam 1. GET a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. TALK the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. BRING a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. ON the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. RUN into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off. 6. 15 MINUTES into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes. 7. COME into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. BE as vulgar as possible. 9. BRING things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. AS soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. EVERY 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam. 12. TURN in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. GET the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (ie. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. SHOW up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy). 16. COMMENT on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. COME to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. IF the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get Pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. TRY to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. BRING some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. DURING the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. PUKE into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. TAKE 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. ACT spazzy. 25. WALK in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. DO the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. BRING a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. EVERY now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. FROM the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai. 30. AFTER you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. IN the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. BRING cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. STAND up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. FAKE a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. WEAR a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting, "What? I'm on my way!!" Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. TAILGATE outside the classroom before the exam. 37. IF your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. BRING a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. COMPLETE the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. BRING one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. MAKE strange noises and get people to stare. Look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. DRESS like the professor. 43. CROSS-DRESS. 44. USE invisible ink to answer the whole exam. 45. ORDER catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. PS: Never ever do any of these stated above during a real test or exam. You will be blacklisted for your whole life in any school you go if you ever attempt them. Something for you to see... 1. Go to 5 2. What? I said play a game? Okay, whatever. Go to 7. 3. Who are you? Go to 6. 4. Sigh. You people are seriously irritating sometimes... Go to 9. 5. Wrong place! Go to 8. 6. Okay lets play a game! :))) Go to 2. 7. What!? You're still playing!? Go away or else... Not frightened? Now, go to 4. 8. Why are you here? Go to 3. 9. Leaves are turning yellow. YOU ARE WASTING TIME! Spend your time on something else more useful. You can continue reading my profile, but don't regret wasting time on this. A/N: I don't mind you wasting time but not regret it! 10. What!? Seriously... Did I tell you to go away? Fine, go to 4. Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to tell people to stop wasting time and end up regretting it. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! This is bunny. Copy and paste him into your profile to help him gain world domination. If you are getting old and you keep on loving cartoons, copy and paste it to your profile. If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile LIST YOUR TOP TEN OURAN CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME 1. Kyoya Then ask the following questions What would you do if 1 (Kyoya) woke you up in the middle of the night? "Kyoya, are you okay?" 4 (Hikaru) announced he/she's going to marry 9 (Renge) tomorrow? “I thought you loved Haruhi, Hikaru! Are you out of your mind!?" 5 (Honey) cooked you dinner? "Thank you." 6 (Mori) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Tickle him and see his reaction. Then run away. 7 (Nekozawa) suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Cool! Interesting brother I have! Creepy aura :D 8 (Tamaki) got into the hospital somehow? Go visit him to show that I am a friend (kind of not). Secretly snicker behind his back. 9 (Renge) made fun of your friends? Punch her in her face. No one makes fun of my friends!/ Scream until her ear breaks. 10 (Yasuchika) ignored you all the time? Whatever, I don't really care. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Kyoya) do? Nothing, I guess... No benefit for Kyoya right? But actually, I think he will call the police, he's not so bad rite? You're on a vacation with 2 (Haruhi) and you broke your leg. What does 2 do? Panick and bring me to the nearest hospital. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Kaoru) give you? Hmm... I don't know. Something simple? (I seriously don't know!) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Hikaru) do? Laugh hysterically for a while before calling 911. You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Honey) do? Huh? Heh, heh, I don't know. Ask me if I'm sick/having a fever? You're about to marry number 10 (Yasuchika). What's 1 (Kyoya)'s reaction: No thanks. I don't wanna marry Yasuchika. I guess Kyoya would just say in a emo tone, "I'm happy for you." Or some congratulation sentence? You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Nekozawa) cheer you up? I honestly I don't think he would... You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Tamaki) calm you down? "Here, have some coffee and some warm, good old ramen!" You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Renge) support you? Cheer for me but after a while leave to play her favourite dating sim game as she feels bored. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Yasuchika) do? Keep quiet and look at me as if I am drunk and walk away. Number 1 (Kyoya) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? What!? Kyoya is NOT all I've ever dreamed of. I am NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM for goodness sake! Number 2 (Haruhi) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Renge). "Yew! You are a les?" Then I would probably lecture Haruhi about how she should fall in love with a male not a female. (no discrimination here!) You're dating 3 (Kaoru) and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? I don't think I would date Kaoru. I guess we would get along while talking about business? Number 4 (Hikaru) loves number 9 (Renge) as well. What does that mean? HikaruxRengexHaruhi. I'll take it in another way, Renge and Haruhi are both in love with Hikaru. Yep! That's how I like it better. :)))) Will number 5 (Honey) and 6 (Mori) ever kiss? OMG! Never in my life until the universal ends! Nononononononononononono!! This is disgusting! Number 6 (Mori) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do? Slap his face and said that Honey will hate him forever and he is a sucker and a disgrace to his family. You had a haircut and 7 (Nekozawa) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Scary... Is he planning a evil spell on me? Number 8 (Tamaki) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? No worries sissy prince. Go and marry some crazy fangirl of yours. If they refuse then, I guess you will die as a lonely old man. FOREVER ALONE! Number 9 (Renge) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Type: No way ever until rainbow-colour cows fly and talk, chickens can swim and breathe under water and the aliens arrive on earth! Go and die! You spot 10 (Yasuchika) kissing 1 (Honey). How do you react? ... Wait a moment. Yasuchika doesn't like Honey, and now he kisses him! Absurb! And yew!!!!! You notice that 2 (Haruhi) and 3 (Kaoru) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? "Is one of them having diarrhea?" Could 1 (Kyoya) and 6 (Mori) be soul mates? NO! N-O, NO WAY as long the human race continues to live on and the universal does not end! Would 2 (Haruhi) trust 5 (Nekozawa)? Most likely. 4 (Hikaru) is bored and pokes 10 (Yasuchika). What happens after that? Yasuchika glares and punches him. Maybe he'll go to the hospital due to injuries? 5 (Honey) and 1 (Kyoya) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? I really don't know... Business related to cakes??? If 6 (Mori) and 3 (Kaoru) cooked dinner what would they make? Something Italian? 7 (Nekozawa) and 9 (Renge) apply for a job. What job? Difficult to say due to their really different personality. But I don't really care. 8 (Tamaki) gives 5 (Honey) a haircut. Is that okay? I guess so... But I really wonder, what hairstyle is Honey doing to end up with. Probably a horrible one. Pity Honey. 9 (Renge) sketches what 5 (Honey)'s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 (Mori) be happy? Umm... Depending on the drawing I guess... 10 (Yasuchika) and 9 (Renge) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Huh? Yasuchika would blush? Maybe his crush? Fufufu... 1 (Kyoya) accidentally kicked 10 (Yasuchika)? Okay.. I don't think Kyoya would be so clumsy. Well if that happens, I guess Yasuchika originally wanted to attack Kyoya but decided not to. 2 (Haruhi) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 (Renge) got it. What would happen? Renge would faint of moe-ness?? I really and honestly don't know... 6 (Mori) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? That wouldn't happen. I won't leave any of the host members (maybe exc. Tamaki if he happened to irritate me a lot during the days near to my birthday) out of my birthday guest list. 7 (Nekozawa) won the lottery? Congrats. I never knew that you would do lottery. If you don't want the money, give it to me. $$$$$ 8 (Tamaki) had quite a big secret? He really wants to hug Renge and he is actually a poor commoner but tricked his way up to pretend to be part of a rich family. 9 (Renge) became a singer? She will have more haters than fans. 10 (Yasuchika) got a daughter? “You're too young to have a daughter! Tell me whose the mom!" What would 1 (Kyoya) think of 2 (Haruhi)? Innocent and cute What would 4 (Hikaru) envy about 5 (Honey)? He would? What dream would 5 (Honey) have about 6 (Mori)? Both of them having a fun time at the playground and eating cakes. What do 6 (Mori) and 7 (Nekozawa) have in common? Their gender. What would make 7 (Nekozawa) angry at 8 (Tamaki)? Tamaki, being a clumsy idiot, accidentally stepped on his Belzeneff doll. Where would 8 (Tamaki) meet 9 (Renge)? Where else but the host club. What would 9 (Renge) never dare to tell 10 (Yasuchika)? She prefers Honey to him. (LOL! I think it may be true.) What would make 10 (Yasuchika) scared of 1 (Kyoya)? When Kyoya know embarrassing facts about him and has embarrassing pictures of him, especially when Yasuchika makes Kyoya angry in any way. Is 3 (Kaoru) Gay? Hopefully not. You're dating number 3 (Kaoru) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? I don't think I'll date him. Well I think he will as long he doesn't destroy anything, be rude, insult them in any way and be over mischievous. Number 9 (Renge) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Only if it is not burnt and after I have checked it making sure that there was no poison in it. 10 (Yasuchika) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? I don't know and don't care. 1 (Kyoya) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? Something about how to become successful or something about money. 2 (Haruhi) suddenly goes emo. How does 8 (Tamaki) feel about this? "Are you okay my daughter? Did anything happen? Did anyone offend you? Why are you ignoring me?" Still being ignored, Tamaki would probably cry in the corner and grow mushrooms. 3 (Kaoru) told 6 (Mori) she started her period. From the start, Kaoru IS NOT A GIRL/FEMALE! SO this would never happen. 4 (Hikaru) slaps 9 (Renge) with a fish for going out with 7 (Nekozawa) I don't think that this will ever happen. Like Hikaru doesn't really care about Nekozawa and he (Hikaru) is not gay. 5 (Honey) cusses 2 (Haruhi) out in German. 3 (Kaoru) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she/he do? Go up and challenge Honey which = protecting Haruhi. As we know, Kaoru loves Haruhi. BUt honestly, it never once crossed my mind that Honey would cuss at Haruhi. 6 (Mori) got high. "Did Honey get angry at you causing you to drink?" 7 (Nekozawa) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Laugh like a crazy hooligan. Take a photo of it and run away to show the picture to Hikaru and Kaoru. And probably used that for blackmailing business. 8 (Tamaki) reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? That's nothing about him and him being not in my friend list. 9 (Renge) can't stand 1 (Kyoya) , so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her? So wrong. Renge loves Kyoya so she wouldn't want revenge. (according to me) 10 (Yasuchika) starts working at a bar. "You are weirder than Honey." 1 (Kyoya) comes in and tells you he/she's pregnant from 2 (Haruhi). "Kyoya, you're a male, so it can't be possible, moreover, Haruhi is a girl. Are you high on alcohol or drugs?" Number 3 (Kaoru) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him? If the other host club members swim together, then it is a yes. Otherwise, it is no. 5 (Honey) is having a birthday party and he/he picks a theme. What is it? Cakes, cakes, stuff toys and the theme should be something like that, childish. 6 (Mori) and 1 (Kyoya) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? Funds for the host club? 7 (Nekozawa) stalks 9 (Renge) home. 10 (Yasuchika) sees this. What does he do? Nothing. 8 (Tamaki) buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it? Order lots of commoners coffee and ramen online. What does my pen-name mean? (derived by using website(s)) H is for heart, warm and loving/ is for hope, the encouragement you give/ is for honest, something you hold dear/ is for hardy, can't keep you down!/hug, give one today! O is for old fashioned, you cherish the past N is for neatness, your orderly way/ is for nice, need I say more/ is for noble, your regal bearing O is for ornate, nothing plain here!/ is for openness, it's refreshing K is for kindness, you always show/ is for keepsake, you treasure your memories/ is for keen, your sense of honesty/ is for kid, the child within O is for orderly, a lifelong passion/ is for outlook, pleasing to all If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. Listen Faster, people! Things to do on an Elevator STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. MEOW occasionally. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly SAY -DING at each floor. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. Pick your birth month JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious. FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners.Loves home decors. Musically talented.Loves special things. Moody. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. And just to point out, I think being fearless is stupid. MAY: Stubborn and hard-headed. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts.Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift. JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay . Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends. SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-headed. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable. DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical. DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: THE EYES: THE MORSE CODE : CASH LOST IN ME ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. He who laughs last didn't get it. I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes. Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face? The past is just the future with the lights on. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Sticks and Stones can break my bones, Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. I just found the funniest, and most eloquent, bit of writing ever. Read this: Plot bunnies are little rabid demons from hell. They look all cute and innocent and you just wanna give them a little pat and the next thing you know their sharp little teeth are clamped around your fingers and shaking them spastically around doesn’t do anything but make you look stupid. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0--0--00-0-0-0-0-0--00-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--00--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--0--0-0--0-0--0-0-0--0--0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0-0--0-0--0-0--0--0-0 Come to the dark side we have cookies... Fufufu... 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile. 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile. If you've ever wanted to scream at the top of your lungs for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever read a book and wanted to yell at the author for killing off your favourite character. Copy and Paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile. If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile When in doubt, make words up! Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you just need a hug copy this into your profile! If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. if you have ever cried over the death of a fictional character, then copy and paste this into your profile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me FAT won't make you SKINNY, Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE, Calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, Calling me USELESS won't make you PERFECT, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me GUILTY won't make you INNOCENT, Calling me BORING won't make you FUN, Calling me SHY won't make you OUTGOING, Calling me a LIAR won't make you HONEST, Calling me a LOSER won't make you a WINNER, Calling me a NERD won't make you POPULAR, Calling me a COWARD won't make you BRAVE, Calling me a SLAVE won't make you a MASTER, Calling me a FAILURE won't make you SUCCESSFUL, So why even bother...? Every insult you make is only hurting YOU! |
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