"This isn't even my cat," Sakura protested. It wasn't Sakura's fault that animals liked her. She was just returning from a late shift at the hospital when she found the cat sitting in front of her door, mewling to get in. What is Sakura to do when a huge, mysterious man shows up at her door? Modern day KisaSaku AU with a sprinkle of platonic ItaSaku

Batman and Joker have been playing their game for a long time, now. They know the rules, they know the moves. But what happens when someone starts a new game? Bruce doesn't know, but, as he embarks on a truce with his greatest adversary, he can only hope they learn the rules quickly enough to win.

Sometimes you meet people in really unpredictable ways. Sometimes its the best thing to ever happen to you. Kisame/Itachi, KisaIta

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Kisame loved Itachi but he hated liars more. When he finds out the truth about Itachi, not even their past can stop Kisame from taking out his betrayal on his once lover.

[Modern AU] When Itachi entered college, his only goal was to maintain a 4.0 GPA. Easy, right? Now throw in a flashy roommate, your typical failing athlete, and a laid-back cousin who swears that he's got everything under control. (Pairings to come later)

A terrible misunderstanding leaves Clark and Bruce fractured. Hurt and shunned by almost everyone, help comes to Clark in the form of a certain Scarlet Speedster with a crazy idea. Warning: Slash, Bruce/Clark and Hal/Barry. Reviews and constructive criticism are loved!

The obligatory Hearafter aftermath Superbat fic.

Itachi's heart skipped a beat, stopped, then kicked into overdrive while clicking on the embedded source link to take him to the organization's press release. Quickly skipping the details of Orochimaru's contract coming to an end, his eyes searched for the list of prerequisites for applicants. "Akatsuki eSports is holding tryouts," he nearly whispered. Real-life pro gaming AU

Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne has proposed to Clark Kent. What they want to know now, is how?

[AU. KisaIta] Ever since I turned thirteen, my parents have been coaching me for the day I finally meet the perfect woman. At the time, I didn't know what to do with such information. Who knew that, fourteen years later, it would get the opportunity to use it? My only question is: does the same apply to a man? (currently under mild revision/editing)

Fugaku Uchiha meets his eldest son's boyfriend. Needless to say, he does not approve. Modern!AU, KisaIta, sequel to "The Woes of a Matchmaker."

Step 1. Set Itachi up with Big Hulking Shark Guy; Step 2. Let their parents lose their shit over that; Step 3. Calmly tell them, "by the way — meet the nice, normal, tattoo-less guy I'm dating. Just ignore the fact that he's Naruto." SasuNaru, KisaIta, Modern AU.

Itachi had entered the genetic engineering program because he knew that humans had to adapt or die. Earth's landmass wouldn't be able to support their population much longer. He had expected to become a merman, what he didn't expect was what he found underneath it all. He had never expected to find a beautiful world that was teaming with life and love, but he had with Kisame.

Caring about someone meant weakness and weakness meant compromise. The Kiri nin did not compromise and Kisame didn't either. Until Itachi.

Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING, SOME MATURE CONTENT.

Itachi reincarnates into his child body. He doesn't remember himself to be this ugly nor his cousin being an idiot. Since when has his life become this mundane and chaotic? Mild ShiIta, Mild KakaIta and mostly KisaIta. Background Shisui/Tenzou Edit Jan. 2017: Rated M because there's definitely some smut in here.

KISASAKU. Waking up next to Kisame was a unique experience for Sakura, but with the time alone to contemplate their recent shift in relationship, she takes the time to explore him. - - - Shameless (and I really do mean shameless) smut.

Shikamaru, Kiba, and life after the war. Together, eventually. But it starts with a mission in Suna. ShikaKiba / KibaShika / various pairings het and slash. COMPLETE / Epilogue up

During their final battle Sasuke hits Itachi with an attack that leaves Itachi as a 13 year old. A 13 year old who still thinks the clan in alive but holds secrets that Sasuke will want to hear. Secrets he did not expect. Can he cast away his hatred for Itachi?

Someone is stalking Kisame and the shark soon discovers it's no ordinary stalker either. Based on a deviantart picture. Contains yaoi and straight pairings. Review please! Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Sakura comes home after a long night at the hospital to find the last person she expected to see in her bed.

[AU. KisaIta] Sex with Itachi. That's the only thing that really matters in Kisame Hoshigaki's life. For Itachi Uchiha, sex with Kisame was a nice distraction from the responsibilities of his own life. But now that he's assumed legal guardianship of Sarada, the sex will have to wait. Unless Kisame has anything to say about it that is! TITLE CHANGE: USED TO BE "MAYBE NEXT TIME"

Kisame wants Itachi as his mate, and he's not going to let anything get in his way. Though, neither of them expected for Itachi to get pregnant, of all things. ((KisaIta)) ((Mpreg, and Mature Themes))

Itachi wasn't so naïve or stubborn not to notice his liking toward the older male. However, he tried to reason that it was because Kisame was one of the few alphas whom he knew and trust, not because Itachi actually had a feeling for the stupidly strong and caring Kisame. [Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics] [AU-Werewolves!]

Looking like a shark doesn't do very well for a man's self esteem, especially when that man is Kisame Hoshigaki. Oneshot, Lighthearted humor.

Slight change in story, please read details in first chapter. The mission should have been an easy one, at least that's what Itachi thinks. Despite all its initial flaws, the mission had been going well. Until Hidan had messed everything up. Now Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori are stuck taking care of three S-ranked criminals-turned-children.

Let it be known that although the Batman may stand for justice, Bruce Wayne stood for revenge. Clark really should have seen it coming. (Written in response to a question for the story, Morning Habit, though both can stand by themselves.) SuperBat one-shot.

[AU. KisaIta] Rule #1: One need not be asked to be a wingman.

Hidan was not a match maker, and Kisame hated him. So after giving his advice on how to hook up with Itachi, he didn't expect this, "You should come over more often!"

[AU] To Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha has it all; a lavish downtown apartment, a nice car, and a well paying job whereas he himself has nothing. No home, no job, and no prospects. But when their paths cross, Kisame comes to realize that beneath the surface, Itachi has everything to lose while Kisame himself has everything to gain. It just depends on how you look at it.

That's life. The story of prep school, night clubs, homework, carnivals, football, bad ideas, worse ideas, car rides, friendship, loneliness, family, dating, and a couple kids named Itachi and Kisame that have navigate through all this. kisaita and more

A differing of opinions on one simple matter leads to problems between Itachi and Kisame. kisaita

AU Sakura Haruno doesn't like it when people come storming into her office, demanding to see her boss without an appointment. She likes it even less when Death himself does so. But Sakura needs Tsunade to sign her paychecks, so this big blue guy in the cloak is gonna have to come back another day.

The Sheriff is no fool. He knows something is going on. He doesn't know what, but he's determined to find out. Sterek!

Six Times Kisame marveled over Itachi's body and one time Itachi marveled Kisame's.

Sakura is given the most dreadful mission she could think of. She only wanted to go to that hot spring, but instead, she got lost. What a drag. Rated T. Contains strong language.

The Joker finally decides to crash one of Bruces parties and no one knows as well as Batman how to catch the madmans attention. Bruce just never thought he'd use it without the mask to save lives. Unfortunately for him once you've got the Clown's attention you never lose it and the last thing Batman needs is a madman whispering in his ear while a new villain is trying to out him.

Some people will read in between the lines no matter how minuscule a possibility. Itachi really wishes they had just gone to the art museum like he suggested; at least then he could tune out all of this gossip and presumption. A strong argument for why you don't take your students on a boring field trip. KisaIta.

While trying to escape from Batman, the Joker ends up in a gay bar. Crackfic.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Kisame is a big kid. Itachi is a little kid. Kisame has a lot of friends. Itachi doesn't have any. Kisame wants to be Itachi's friend. [AU. KisaIta. Elementary school romance]

A story based on the events in "Deathstroke #58," where Joker receives a letter from a little girl and ends up doing something heroic. His rare act of heroism comes back to haunt him ten years later, when the child he rescued grows up to adore him, a fact that Harley Quinn is not at all pleased by. Thanks to Lilpixiegirl2511 for the suggestion! :-)

Brucie is a popular AI robot by Wayne Enterprises, a new production line based on their socialite CEO. Clark Kent has nothing to do with Gotham's questionable products until Oliver Queen decides to send him a Brucie. Now Clark is responsible for an AI that looks and behaves exactly like the public persona of his best friend, and he sure as hell does not want Batman to find out.

[AU. KisaIta. Fluff] In the event of a tropical storm, Kisame convinces Itachi to stay the night at his apartment which becomes an attempt to rekindle the sparks of a forgotten romance.

Itachi isn't having a very good Halloween, until he meets another boy named Kisame. Now a series!

During Superman's mission report, a certain little bird decides to make an appearance after a nightmare. "Superman!" he crowed. "Oh my gosh, this is so cool!" Quivering, Robin looked up at his mentor, excitement and energy practically radiating from him in waves. "Batman, it's Superman! You're talking to Superman!" Now TBC!

The sheriff was having a long day. It was almost over when another trip to the station for Derek Hale complicated things. Mentions of Sterek!

"'Cause the World might do me in... It's alright, 'cause I'm with friends... 'Cause I'm giving up again, it doesn't matter..." A series of caves are the only witnesses to the beginning of a tale of heartbreak and betrayal. KisaIta, one-sided OroIta. Part 1 of 3

What else do you do when you know that no matter what, you're going to end up breaking the heart of the one that you love?... Itachi can accept the facts and all that can be done is to make Kisame accept them too. But the shark-man has completely different ideas about what the "facts" are.

Someone has Kisame doubting Itachi's love, and also himself, but I'm pretty sure it's someone Itachi wouldn't suspect. One-shot. KisaIta. "Fluff". "Yaoi".

Short stories about Bronzeshipping, based on the 30 Day OTP Challenge. It's all lovey-dovey fluff.

Sometimes love is all you have in life. Sometimes that's all you need. kisaita fluff

A series of slashy Superman/Batman one-shots. Lots of fluffiness, craziness, and possibly even some supervillain schemes. Chapter 5: Bruce asks Clark out. Well, sort of.

Several months after the events of Death of the Family, the Joker is kidnapped from Arkham Asylum. Bruce has no choice but to go after him, and finds himself facing a curious enemy, familiar and new, and questioning his relationship with the Joker. (BatmanxJoker. No knowledge of Death of the Family plot line necessary)

When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.

30 days challenge from Tumblr! Follow Batman and the Joker's love story from the begining to the end... In only 30 days! Shoul be updated every day. Enjoy!

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons

The famous Joker - Bane face-off, if their had been one, and how it might have played out. Or the the one where Joker tries to be fair (he really does) SLASH

Itachi was in a bad mood. "You need to get yourself laid." Kisame/Itachi yaoi yumminess. Nom nom.

Itachi and Kisame are returning from a mission, when they encounter an unusual obstacle. Very light kisaita, peinkonan

What's in the box? What's in the box! That's what the Akatsuki wants to know.

Itachi's love life would be much better if he would just talk to his crush. Fortunately, Deidara and Hidan are here to help. kisaita

Itachi felt no emotions after his brother died, letting himself become a whore since he no longer cared about anything anymore; but what happens when the brute that's been watching him for weeks finally makes a move and may give him a reason to move on. Rated M: YAOI, LEMON, depression

When the Joker and Harley Quinn break up, Joker hires a new henchgirl to replace her, whom he names Fake Harley. Fake Harley turns out to be the perfect sidekick, much to real Harley's dismay. She thinks the Joker must be overjoyed to have a competent henchgirl at last. She doesn't know the Joker as well as she thinks.

In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.

Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.

Sasuke accidentally gets to see something that leaves him numb, stupefied and ...hard. Yaoi. Kisame/Itachi with Sasuke as the voyeur.

Derek feels comfortable enough around Stiles to be in his wolf form, but what happens when the sheriff comes home to find his son cuddling with a predator? Fluff and feelings and wolves, oh my! Rating might go up for later chapters. Wolf Derek x Stiles M/M Yaoi You have been warned.

When Itachi goes blind after a fight with rogue ninja and using his Mangekyo Sharingan, he becomes completely dependent on Kisame. Will hidden feelings arise as these two do their best to get by while waiting for Itachi's eyes to get better? One-Shot! Kisame/Itachi. REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED!

It was the start of another school year for Ryou, and he was less than looking forward to it. With no real friends apart from his brother, Bakura, this year seemed to be the same as the many others he had endured. Until something unexpected happened. Deathshipping and Thiefshipping.

Because even geniuses and Uchihas can't be the best at everything. Rated for language.

Set after The Dark Knight. An injured Joker finds out that Bruce Wayne is the Batman and pays him a visit. Slash. UPDATED March 6th 2013.

Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru

He isn't aware of it yet. Aware of how close he get or how often he wants to be in contact. Bruce wouldn't tolorate it for anyone else. Batman/Superman Superman/Batman Slash

Seasons come, season go. People are born, people grow. But what happens when our loves ones change to such a point where we think we can't recognize them? KisaIta

How did I get myself into this mess? All I did was get on a subway, I didn't mean to get on the bad side of any sadistic businessman! KisaIta AU, semexdominant!uke

When you open up your home, make sure you know who you're opening it up to. Otherwise you might end up with a drop-dead sexy incubus who wants nothing more than to bend you over the nearest surface and have their way with you. Shameless KisaIta, demon!Kisame.

"I won't forget you." Kisame/Itachi, one-sided.

Joker is holding hostages so he can have sex with Batman. But their feelings complicate things. NOT movieverse Rated for a reason Dis. I do not own Batman

Stiles and Derek are part of the same pack but that doesn't mean they like each other. Derek can't stand Stiles, and Stiles is afraid of Derek. So what's with all the cuddling? Derek/Stiles. Fluff.

Itachi is 15 and Kisame is 27 but Itachi has a crush on Kisame. Feelings will be tested and rules will be broken as the two play a part in their battle. Kisame will battle to stay neutral while Itachi will battle to make him fall head over heels. Yaoi AU.

A long time ago, a dangerous prophecy was fore-told that would effect all of the land. This the story of the child at the center of it all. KisaIta one-shot, lemon inside.

Kisame and Itachi are together. Kisame is a mechanic and drives a beat up old truck. However he lives in a rich neighborhood with Itachi who has a high paying job and drives a Mercedes. Kisame feels insecure so Itachi shows him he is everything he wants.

It started out as a bet- nothing too serious. But maybe Kisame can get more out of it than just the money on the table...

"Don't worry," Mikoto chided to Fuigaku, "You can intimidate the teacher in the comfort of our lovely home, behind closed doors and without Itachi's ear near. After all, you don't want to scar our child, do you?" KisaIta WARNING: Ephebophilia

What will happen when Harley convinces the Joker to come home with her for Christmas? Christmas-fic Joker/Harley

Just smutty goodness...there really is no plot. Don't Read it you Don't Like.

Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.

Smell and preference through the years.

Jack Ramsey will one day become the Joker, but for now is just the new kid at Bruce Wayne's high school, and their friendship turns to something more. Mature themes.We are now in the second part of the story with Joker/Batman. I own none of the characters

A powerless Clark Kent falls into bed with Bruce Wayne. Slash Bruce x Clark , PWP, sexual content, adult language.

Can Bruce Wayne find a way to save the Joker from himself? Can a man with no rules capture the heart of Gotham's hero? And will the Joker's time in Arkham save him...or break him? Batman/Joker. Mature content.

Asuma had known that fey, otherworldly things lived under Whitewood trees... but nothing could have prepared him for the beautiful, mysterious boy who had saved him while was lying upon magical tree roots... and dying.

What happens when Kakashi and Iruka play matchmaker to get Shikamaru and Kiba together? Will love sprout? Will hihijinks insue? Only time can tell! ShikamaruxKiba KakashixIruka...Yaoi..Sequel to The Space Between Two Worlds COMPLETE!

Itachi Uchiha would never know what possessed him to do it. Perhaps he was just a little feverish when he began to trail kisses down his companion's stomach. He was feeling a little hot after all... WARNING: YAOI. Don't like, don't read. KISAME X ITACHI

Kisame/Itachi. While Itachi is out on a mission Kisame decides that one little one-night stand with Hidan couldn't hurt anybody. That is until Itachi shows up right in the middle of it... Lemon, future fluff.

"It's time for Batsy to take his medicine." Joker drugs Batman, with some interesting results. B/J slash, hard NC-17 rating for sex, violence and language. Mind the warnings and the rating.

Marik and Bakura met during the Battle City Blimp Duels. Bakura storms into Marik's room, and their lives are changed. Graphic sex, language, and violence. Read at your own discretion.

Batman is always right. SupermanxBatman SLASH

It has more meanings than you think... KisaIta

To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE

Marik and Bakura hate each other, and they aren't afraid to use their other halves to further fuel the hatred. And a dark and dirty bet involving seduction is only going to make things more interesting. YAOI, language, lemon.

Would a blossom get eaten if it fell into a sake pond home to a shark? A fortuitous meeting at a bar and a temporary truce may change quite a few things. While Sakura does not mind being eaten, both know that war is near. And they're not on the same side.

Office sex! Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne. Slash, yaoi, lemon.

In which Superboy deals with puberty and all of its… surprises. Beware of uncooperative x-ray vision, awkwardness, Kaldur being awesome and seismic events.

One Shot, KisameXItachi. Our favorite duo, on orders from Pein, finds themselves at... a brothel? Is this really what the team needs to relieve tension, or will this only make things worse? little Fluffy, just little angsty, yaoi/shounen-ai, no lemon

Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.

Kiba begins to lose control of his instincts because of an all too addicting scent. The alluring scent of another shinobi is seemingly haunting the poor dog-nin. KibaShika, yaoi.

Bruce and Clark are trapped in an elevator on New Year's Eve. What happens when the clock strikes midnight? SLASH, fluff.

She twitched and whimpered in fear every time she slept. All he did was watch and wonder what the nightmare was about this time. Rated for language and future situations. KisameXOC and hints of ItaSasu.

Kiba has a slight obsession that turns into something more... KIBASHIKA yes, Kiba and Shikamaru get it on. YAOI LEMONS

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

After a tiring mission, all Shikamaru has on his mind is sleep. An encounter with Kiba changes that. NC-17 Wild!Kiba

Note:I've rewritten Chap. 3 & made it longer The Joker's been badly brutilized and Batman's the first to come upon him. But what will The Dark Knight do and how will he react to finding his greatest and most dangerous foe in such a compromised positi

“You are not a monster, my son. No matter how different you are, you’re still human, and though other people may forget that, you must promise me you never will...”

Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha are prideful monsters by nature. They share more in common than they realize as Itachi is subject to Kisame's past and present as a member of the Seven Swordsmen of The Hidden Mist.

While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.

A hotshot reporter devises a clever way to get an exclusive interview with Batman-but it doesn't go quite as planned, and he learns a few unexpected things about Gotham's top two "public enemies"...Oneshot. Batman/Joker SLASH.

Deidara is sick of hearing Itachi and Kisame go at it, so he decides to get some enjoyment out of it for once, with Tobi by his side. KisaIta, TobiDei, Yaoi, Lemon.

"She was a beautiful woman, with thick coppery hair, pale skin and viridian eyes. And she was in love with Itachi." When a woman moves in next door, Itachi has difficulty assuring Kisame that he's not interested in her. KisaIta One-sided OC/Itachi.

For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.

Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour

Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon

In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu

Sequel to HnYnG. A new enemy threatens the tenuous balance of light and shadow and the world is in danger once again. With the return of the Millennium Items and armed with the heart of the cards, will it be enough to save the day? YM/M B/R YY/Y S/J

Coming out of the closet is never easy. Especially not when you're Batman and Joker. Sequel to 'In The Closet' B/J Slash. Disclaimer- NOT MINE. NEVER WILL BE. SCREW OFF. Warnings- allusions to sex, f-bombs and angsty, unbeta'd writing. Please review!

Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.

Ever wonder what happens between Itachi and Kisame during their mission to Konoha? Well wonder no longer! Introducing a parody of their journey to Konoha!OOCness and ItaxKisa friendship fluff! Rated M for cursing. Ch 9: Hotel Madness Pt 2! Please R&R!

AU somewhat. The Fourth Ninja World War is creating havoc throughout the world, involved or not. Follow Kisame through a different world, where Akatsuki aren't Akatsuki anymore. And maybe, they'll be the solution to this war instead of it's cause.

The four Hatake children Kisame, Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto have just lost their adoptive parents, Kakashi and Iruka Hatake in a horrible fire in their mansion. Now they have to deal with their new guardians. KisaIta, SasuNaru.

Bakura has a crush on Ryou. His best friends Malik and Marik are Friends with Ryou. But wait! Ryou's not a girl Bakura, he's a boy! High school au fic, a bit different to the normal high school fics. YAOI! Bakura / Ryou, Marik / Malik rated M 2 be safe

Written for the batmanjoker Secret Santa challenge. During a Christmas party, Alfred witnesses something that shakes his world to the core. M/M, sex, language, unbeta'd. Reviews are awesome! ;D

Egypt is a land devoid of magic. Sold into slavery and haunted by his brother's death, Malik understands this. The gods are dead. Myths have lost all meaning. Where, then, is he to turn? Certainly some hope still burns between the desert and the sky!

...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta

.".all my plans can't be undone in a single day...can they?" Bakura finds himself questioning his plans and Ryou pays the price. With help from the other yamis and hikaris, can he save Ryou and redeem himself or will the shadows swallow his soul? BxR DONE

The Joker has escaped from Arkham, but doesn't feel very well. Batman is called in to re-capture him and discovers a terrifying secret. Can he get the madman back without endangering the citizens of Gotham? Slash, smut. Dr. Crane has a cameo appearance.

Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!

The story of Kisame's past. How he came in possession of Samehada, why he betrayed Kirigakure, how he joined the Akatsuki and how he lost his first friend. Rated for violence,language and other future content. CLOSED.

Itachi, Kisame, and what lies between them. Written in 2006, pre-Uchiha reveal, so it's sociopath!Itachi.

After a series of chance encounters, and one of Kisame's more capricious decisions, a pink haired girl has become Akatsuki's newest tool. What? He's the one that has to deal with her? Damn it, he really should have paid more attention in that meeting.

Itachi has nightmares of regret for killing his clan and hurting Sasuke and only Kisame can comfort him. Smut One shot! Yaoi

old fic. this bet is a test between two great forces; kisame's willpower, and itachi's power of seduction. kisaita yaoi, oneshot

kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot

Three years after Bruce and Clark decide to settle on the label "friends with benefits," Lois Lane gets married to someone else. Who is there to help Clark through his heartbreak but his good friend Bruce Wayne? SLASH WARNING.

ShikaKiba, ShikamaruxKiba. Naruto smells bad, Shikamaru doesn’t: this leads to Kiba wanting to figure out why. Which leads to other things. I suck at these . .

Malik/Ryou, Marik/Bakura. Malik, Marik and Ryou decide Bakura needs a holiday, and they don't like doing things by halves. Don't worry though- they won't be footing the bill.

A sequel to 'Surprises On Street Corners'. It didn't matter the mask or guise, they would always be drawn to one another. Even if they didn't want to be. Slashy. Batman/Joker, Bruce Wayne/Jacob.

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.

KisaIta. Kisame knew that his partner was frigid; everyone in the Akatsuki knew that. But for one moment, he knew that he could be the one who would melt the avalanche that was named Uchiha Itachi.

Bruce and Clark in bed again... and the aftermath. NOT slash.

Crack Pairing. KisaSasu. Sasuke begins to wonder why his brother, Itachi, loves Kisame so much. He decides he wants to test-drive the shark-like man, himself.

just a little kisaita i thought up. don't kill me for putting deidara and orochimaru in here at the same time; i didn't know deidara was snakey's replacement until after this was written.

Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

Dr. Leland wants to know why Harley won't leave the Joker. But Harley will never tell. Inspired by Arleen Sorkin's opinion on the matter:Everyone else sees the Joker laugh. Only Harley has ever seen him cry. Mild adult themes. JokerxHarley.

But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac

Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.

Itachi is not perfect. He has found a flaw in himself, one which Kisame greatly indulges in. There is no power struggle, only sex, manipulation, domination, and gratification. Yaoi, KisaIta

Itachi accepts a dare, in which, he must convince Kisame to kiss him. He's doing it for the free drinks but he's also getting a phone number. AU - Yaoi - KisaIta

Angst and meloncholy in the rain, culmination of an unlovely love story. They don't know it, they can't say it, but it's there. L-O-V-E. Slight spoilers. KisaIta. YAOI. Oneshot.

What would you call this relationship? Are we friends? Or are we... something else' 'I think,' Bruce started hesitantly, 'that we might be... something in between.'

AU Itachi starts his final year of highschool. There are many things awaiting him in this year, along with his friend Sasori. And what secrets will they uncover about the past of this mysterious place only known as the district of Konoha? Complete

A brief moment of terror leads to something Kisame never expected. ItaKisa, oneshot.

Itachi never bothers to ask and Kisame never bothers to tell.

[Neji x Shikamaru, sequal to Make Your Move] Can Neji and Shikamaru work things out or will the Inuzuka and sinks keep getting in the way? [on a sort of HIATUS?]

A young Suigetsu meets Kisame for the first time.

ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.

Oneshot. Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.

One war, two sides, four boys and the men they love. Yaoi JY YS BR MM

[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.

[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.

Well it's finally happened. Yami, Mariku, and Bakura...are aliens. And they are sent to a 'new planet' to try to fit in with these 'humans' and try to find out more about them, hopefully bringing one or more back with them for studies. YY, BR, MM.

Kisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]

Confusion? I've never been touched like this. [KisaIta MM Yaoi Itachi Pov Slight Kisame PoV Crossdressing!]

When he entered Club Khonsu, Bakura sought only to drink away his troubles, but then he met Mariku, and it became so much more. Who is this beautiful yet violent boy, what is his connection to Malik, and why can't Bakura seem to forget his face?

Kisame has a complex side Itachi x Kisame PWP, OOC

Death, like beauty and madness, is sometimes only in the eye of the beholder. But when once trustworthy eyes begin to lie, where is truth to be found? Complete. Mild KisaIta, last chapter.

Drabble Omake. Various moments in the life of Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi. KisaIta, Shonenai, and an obscene amount of crack.

CD. Oh no, YamiMalik is back! What is he up to? And what will happen when he falls for his hikari? And what does Malik think of this situation? MarikxMalik; sidepairings: YamixYugi, BakuraxRyou, SetoxJou

Itachi has a slight problem.. Kisame to the rescue! [Kisaita].

This is something I don't want to cure [KisaIta MM ShounenAi First Meeting 3rd POV Oneshot!]

Bakura and Marik have escaped the Shadows, but at what cost? Now it is the monsters who must be saved. Can Ryou give the Thief something to live for besides revenge? Will Malik find it in his heart to heal Mariku's newfound soul?

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

Please note rating: M! Sasuke set his life on one goal, after that goal is over he is left with one question: Now what? Maybe find out just who it was he killed? KisaIta No, really!

Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.

One Shot Several years after Battle City, Marik has acquired his own body and he now lives with Malik and their son, Sei. Things get a bit hectic, though, as his paranoia comes to a head. YAOI, MM NO MPREG IN THIS STORY.

It all began in a rather strange way, even for being them.' ItaKisa yaoi, quite explicit. Rated to be safe.

Marik loses a bet to his hikari and has to endure a little humiliation, Bakura isn't complaining though! YAOI

They were killers, they were partners, they were a deadly team working for the Akatsuki. But perhaps there was more to them than that. A Kisame x Itachi Collection.

Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru

Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.

[YMxR] [YBxM] Sidealong yaoi story with the Battle City Plotline. Strange how Ryou Bakura is never seen in Battle City. Strange how often Marik has the chance to pop into visitors rooms. When they meet, how will fate change for them? [COMPLETED]

First love often hurts... but first love theirs is not. Kisame x Itachi, seriously.

During Battle City Marik rapes Malik while he is in Anzu's body. Nine months later Anzu gives birth and Malik has to take care of his son. But what happens when Marik suddenly returns? (MarikMalik) (its actually fluffy and funny as it goes along) ONHOLD

[NaruShika]. Sex isn't all it's said to be. Cynical Shikamaru one-shot, drabble. Implied Sex. Yaoi