WINCHESTERlover67

I'm here, I'm queer, where's the food?!

Welcome to my humble home--er, profile!

"'Scuse me, ma'am, your intro could use a little better characterizations."

"SHUT UP ARNOLD, I'M WRITING HERE!"

MY WORKS:

~ LadyChesters

~ Freddieception

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Rules of Heaven

~RULE FIVE~

All items taking the form of a butterfly shall become guns.

-Clause One-

Vice versa.

~RULE FOURTEEN~

Only individuals sexually or romantically attracted to those of the same gender may leave a closet or other area of clothing storage.

-Clause Eight-

All individuals may enter a closet.

~RULE THIRTY-EIGHT~

Possession of any electronic devices used for the breeding, care, or observance of virtual organisms is forbidden, as this will result in many problematic occurrences.

-Clause Nine-

Tamagotchis are under no circumstances allowed in Heaven, as they will cause widespread chaos and will interfere with the lives of resident angels.

-Clause Ten-

If a hacked or otherwise altered Tamagotchi is ever present and active in Heaven, it shall cause the dimension to implode, releasing billions of souls. Thus, any person discovered to be in possession of an altered Tamagotchi will be immediately and forcefully moved from the premises, and the Tamagotchi will be smote.

from Celestial Punnett Squares: Anelg Genetics for Beginners

ON ANELG GENETICS

Anelgske, the little-known ancestors of angels, have the most fascinating genomes of any creature yet discovered in any realm, celestial, Earthly, or infernal. These creatures, though generally stupid, small, and weak, are incredibly complex in terms of genetics. Anelgske have two non-identical sets of 46 chromosomes, resulting in a grand total of 92 chromosomes. One set represents the phenotype genotype, or the genetic material that presents itself physically. The other set represents the genotype genotype, which does not present itself physically but is still incredibly important to Anelg evolution. Anelgske reproduce through the Process of Confusion, which is still relatively muddled; it appears as though they combine their phenotype genotype and genotype genotype in a brilliant flash of light, producing another Anelg that may bear little or no resemblance to her parent Anelg.

ON OIHCONNIPIELLE'S SYNDROME

Oihconnipielle's Syndrome, more commonly known as OS, is a somewhat rare disorder that results in oft-severely malformed Anelgske. The disease occurs when three of four genes out of a particular set of alleles (or occasionally three entire chromosomes out of a set of four) are missing, resulting in extreme genetic defects and a single-letter phenotype genotype. These gaps in coding can sometimes result in extreme changes in the entire Anelg. These changes are not confined to one gene, and, in most cases, will spread (or at least attempt to spread) to other genes and chromosomes. In order to prevent fatal changes, the Anelg's system will release a hormone to protect it. This hormone results in the Anelg's skin being blue.