Jade is a blonde with blue eyes pale complexion and scrawny she is a little over average height and is slightly curvy she loves reading and doodling especially about love and the past but if it is the Civil War she eats it up she has a "Slight" obsession with Nightmare Before Christmas.

OK, I am totally Optimistic I was born in south Carolina and but super Crazy and I am Team Emmett I love being me if you don't like me let me know because I will be straight with you I try to be everyone's Friend Because I think it is important to have some one to lean on no matter what Past, Present, or Future. And yes I personally know Karkats Matesprit59 I am A southern Girl in a world were few understand that we southerners don't give a f#ck were ya from as long as you got my back got yours and I don't do bulling that's all I have ever had though my life so dream of Soul Mates and all of that and don't doubt me for a second you can't go around messing with my friends and my family. Jasper Whitlock fought for the South and I stand for it. And in most of my stories My name will be Jade. I might do Bella if I'm lazy enough.

SINCERELY

JackSkellington'sBride

GO TO HELL YA DAMN YANKEES YOU HAVE MADE YOUR LAST ACT AGAINST US THIS IS WRONG!!!!! YOU HAVE DISCRIMINATED TWO VERY IMPORTANT MEN OF THE SOUTH AND WHEN I CAN I WILL GO TO LEXINGTON FLY A CONFEDERATE FLAG IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK HAVE STICKERS OF IT ALL OVER THE TRUCK THEN SAY A BIG F#CK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS LAW THIS DISCRIMINATES OUR RIGHTS OF RELIGION, AND PEACEFUL PROTEST THIS SHALL STOP I WILL NOT BE TOLD I CAN'T FLY MY FLAG GO TO HELL YANKEES CAUSE IT WILL BE HEAVEN IF I FIND YA'LL.

TO ALL MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS WHO THINK THE SOUTH SHOULD HAVE WON I HAVE A LINK FOR YOU IT IS OF MY HOME STATE SOUTH CAROLINA AND D*MN IF I WASN'T ALREADY PROUD OF THEM I AM NOW THEY STILL FLY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG OVER THE NORTH END STATE HOUSE AND OBVIOUSLY THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A YANKEE BUT MY STATE STARTED THAT WAR AND WE STILL FIGHT FOR IT. IT WASN'T ABOUT SLAVERY IT WAS ABOUT OUR WAY OF LIFE AND HOW WE DEFENDED OUR RIGHTS WASN'T THAT WHY WE CAME TO AMERICA FOR FREEDOM, FOR HOPE, FOR JUSTICE, AND PEACE. DON'T YOU YANKEE'S GET IT WE WON MORE PRESIDENTS ARE SOUTHERN BORN. YA'LL FOOD IF IT TASTE GOOD MORE THAN LIKELY SOUTHERN TO SOME ROOT WE WILL ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! RE-SHARE IF YOU MY SOUTHERN SIBLINGS AGREE!!!!

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=beautifulBrownAustralianShepherds&start=89&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=539&tbm=isch&tbnid=_uYNeQg_dAmOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.dailypuppy.com/puppies/gracey-the-australian-shepherd_2008-09-08&docid=vZzVgrgxH9LO_M&imgurl=http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/8824/20080824105376_P8211179-44.jpg_w450.jpg&w=450&h=356&ei=xYHeT8j-JIWG8QTYpMnMCg&zoom=1My Australian Shepard from Chapter 2 of Am I Worthy.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=imagesofabrownandwhitePintohorsea&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1228&bih=814&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=KdcXztMATeGh-M:&imgrefurl=http://lesleyharrison.net/&docid=uBAK1xN_GZS5LM&imgurl=http://lesleyharrison.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pinto.jpg&w=510&h=358&ei=G3btTrKjNIqztwfXub20Cg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=696&vpy=154&dur=2003&hovh=187&hovw=267&tx=78&ty=123&sig=110713409413827462425&page=1&tbn h=139&tbnw=176&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0 My horse in Just Another Soldier.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

(.•)(.• (.•)(.•) Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Pick Up-line and shut downs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile(he sparkles and he is not that handsome dude)Emmett and Jasper are. you can find Southern men like these or you can sit on your dream boat at the age of 55 with all your cats around you still waitin for Edward.

copy if you cried when Mr. Crepsley threw himself to the stakes!!