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Tomorrow and Today

These are the things I thought I would say

I didn't know I wouldn't make it past today

I always guessed I would have the time

But before I could I had to die

These things I wanted you to know

you will never hear

Because sadly, I had to go

and I left you here

So say the things of tomorrow, today

Don't wait until it's too late

Say I love you

Say I care

Say I want you

Say I'll be there

Say don't leave

And say don't cry

Say stay with me

Say your goodbyes

Because we'll never know when we'll die

Tomorrow or today might be the time

So say the things you wish to share

And also say a prayer

So that the things of tomorrow will be said

before you are dead

Do not wait

Do not delay

Say the things of tomorrow... today

(this is completely original but feel free to copy and paste if you want!)

I am a Christian!

end of story!

just had to say that!

The boy who cured cancer

The girl who created the flying car

The boy who created nuclear fission

The girl who saved her mother from committing suicide

The boy who saved his regiment

The girl who helped a struggling friend

The boy who comforted a lonely girl

The girl who led a broken man to Christ

The boy who transformed the world

The girl who fed the needy

The boy who reached out to the hurting

The girl who became president

The boy who wrote amazing stories

The girl who lived

The boy who lived

They never existed

Because before they were born

Before they had a chance to change the world...

They were killed

Stop abortion! You don't know whose life you end when you kill a baby!

"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"

Clarence from It's a Wonderful Life

I know this is going to get me a lot of hate but I feel if other people can share about their beliefs than so can I.

... here it is...

I don't believe in homosexuality. Or bisexual. Or transgender... people...

*everyone boos, shouts profanities, calls me intolerant, and rants about equality and stuff*

No don't think I am homophobic. I'm not. I'm not freaking out when I talk to them. I don't hate them. I don't think that they're all going to go to hell or anything like that. I know that they're people. but I also know that they're lost people. I know that we, as humans, long for love because we feel it will boost our self worth. We all base our self worth off of things we do and people we hang out with, boyfriends, girlfriends, money, status, fame, health, we all want these things to feel better about ourselves. To feel accepted. And I'm not an exception. I, one day, want to be famous, I want to be rich, I also want lots of friends. I want to feel better about myself. We all want things in order to feel complete. But the truth is, we can't. These things will never fill us up because they are of the world. And the world will try to fill us up and distract us, but we will never be content because we our without Jesus.

*There it is! Someone says blandly*

Back on topic. I know there are people who are searching for love and when they don't receive it from one group, they'll look for another. They are lost searching for something to satisfy themselves. That's why I don't believe in all that gender "X" stuff.

I believe God created us with a certain plan in mind. With a goal for us to reach.

These are my beliefs and I know probably a lot of you are going to hate me or something but I feel you all should know the truth.

The real truth

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

Copied from Callmeawesome

You know you're a MIRACULOUS fan if you :

1. Ship one of the four ships of the love square (AKA MariChat, Adrinette, LadyNoir, and Ladrien) (Marichat 4 life!!!).

2. Your reaction to season two FINALLY coming out was : YAAAAAS!

3. You want to slap everyone in Paris for not being able to see what's right in front of them.

4. You want to knock some common sense into Adrien/ Chat Noir or Marinette/Ladybug.

5. You write/say 'Chat Noir' instead of 'Cat Noir'.

6. You know that Marinette's name is NOT spelled/pronounced 'Marionette'.

7. You want to give Chloe a piece of your mind, even if you' have to wait in a very long line to do it.

8. #LetAdrienEat

9. Your nickname for Adrien is 'Sunshine/Sunshine Child' or 'Cinnamon Roll'.

10. You thought that Gabriel was Hawkmoth.

11. When you found out he was, you did a celebratory 'Told you so/ I was right' dance.

12. You know that Marinette and Adrien's future kids will be named Emma, Louise, and Hugo. You also know that they will most likely have a dog, a cat, and a hamster as well.

13. You want to throw Lila off of something higher than the Eiffel tower.

14. Your have a Miraculous OC with their own kwamis and powers.

15. Adrien's Mother's Disappearance is frustrating you to no end because there are too many theories floating around her.

16. You know that Marinette has a secret thing for stealing phones.

17. You think that Adrien is definitely a weeb/anime fanboy and gets his inspiration from Tamaki Suoh from OHSHC.

18. You think that Adrien plays a lot of Legend of Zelda games.

19. You've been on YouTube/ Deviant Art/ Tumbler/ Amino to learn everything you could, and read all the comics you wanted.

20. You can't wait for the reveal to go down.

21. You know that Sabine ships Adrinette harder than anyone.

22. You also know that Alya ships LadyNoir harder than anyone.

23. Whenever you talk you have to stop yourself from using Chat Noir's puns instead of normal words..

24. You know all of their pet names for each other, both canon and not canon.

25. You've wondered about whether or not their suits give them other animal-like qualities. Especially Chat Noir.

26. You wonder what would happen if they got akumatized/ if it is possible for them to be akumatized/ who they would be if they were akumatized/ what the situation would be that would lead to them being akumatized.

27. You've fangirled/boied about it to most of your friends and forced- sorry, convinced them to watch the show with you so that you could fangirl/boy together.

28. You call every Ladybug you meet Tikki and Every Black cat you meet Plagg. (You also offer them cookies and Camembert).

29. You have the Miraculous theme song stuck in your head

30. You know that Nathalie should receive a reward for all of her hard work trying to help Gabriel become a better father.

31. You only know Adrien's bodyguard by his cannon name of 'Gorilla'.

32. You can think of every single time they've almost kissed, including all of the times that they've fallen on top of each other- and that the Dark Cupid episode is the best of them all!

33. Au's, Au's, Au's... you can think of so many Au's...

34. You felt so bad for poor Nathaniel during Evilustrator.

35. You ship Nathaniel and Chloe or Lila, and you also probably ship DJWIFI.

36. You really want to smack Hawkmoth in the face. Repeatedly. With an anvil. (Same goes for Lila and Chloe).

37. If you had the butterfly brooch, you'd either do a complete imitation of Hawkmoth, turn it into Master Fu, or use it to create you're OWN love square...

38. You probably saw all of the hints that point to how opposites attract and the Yin-Yang symbol all throughout the series.

RE-POST IF YOU AGREE!

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[Here are my beliefs. You don't have to agree with me, but I'm putting them out there.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a
man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost it.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this on your profile.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH FAN FICTION WHEN:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews" and/or "PMs," a.k.a "Private Messages."

9. You're so used to typing/writing that you're constantly touching on your face, picking at your zits, playing with your hair, pulling loose hairs off of your clothes, fiddling with jewelry, etc., etc. just so you can be doing something with your hands because you feel the need to keep them in constant motion out of habit as a result of so much writing.
(this one is true of me. when i'm not doing something on the computer or writing something down, or even drawing (though i'm not much of an artist) i'm always doing something with my hands, usually one of the above, especially playing with my hair and pulling loose ones off my clothes)

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers and noobs. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fan fiction, and even if you haven't, you can't use the ones you have left because they're either off-topic or your teacher wouldn't know what in the heck you're talking about, so you'd probably fail anyway. (so true, so true XP i had a chance to use a pair of OCs once, but that was it)

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny, and somtimes it brings plot holes with it, because that's just how the bunnies work.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you mother frickin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fan fiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens or a random train of thought enters your head, you screech, "Ooh! Fan fic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this chiz onto your profile! :)

TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER

1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.

2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.

3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has NOTHING to do with what you were talking about.

4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.

5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here)

is about!”

6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.

7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters geting killed

8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.

9. When you begin to in vision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.

10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Woman: Really, I'd put "F" and "U" together

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

... This is why we need Jesus...]

All of this was copied from LymeWarriorCosplay... she's amazing... go check her profile out.