Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.

Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.

During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.

Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.

Sam and Dean have had a long week of hunting and turn to each other for some one on one time. Wincest morning sex.

Dean gets edgy if it's been too long since Sam has indulged Dean's pain kink. Dean's been pushing for it for weeks now. Sam decides it's time to give Dean what he needs. Sam/Dean, Top!Sam, Bottom!Dean, talking dirty, D/s, implied pain play. Wincest. Sam/Dean.

There was always going to be one creature that was too much for them. '"Have you ever heard of the Slenderman?" Sam asked.'

Dean always did come harder with Sam's palm over his mouth anyway . . . WARNINGS: incest, references to past underage Sam, 17-ish ; general kink. Autoerotic manipulation of an inanimate object. Emo-porn.

Dean keeps getting distracted and Sam wants to know why. What will happen when Sam finds out it's because Dean is looking at him

The Impala breaks down in the middle of a rainstorm and Dean, after much tinkering under the hood, can't seem to get it running again. Sam comes out to see what's going on and just ends up annoying Dean with all his questions. The only logical thing to do is bend Sam over the hood in order to shut him up. Wincest, Dean/Sam, sorry excuse of a plot.

Wincest. At Missouri's Sam is enjoying a bowl of homemade vanilla ice cream and he's also enjoying the bottle of Askey's chocolate sauce too. Dean is enjoying the view more than he should really, considering this is his little brother.

Part of my Deleted Scenes series. The tag for 'The Usual Suspects', 2x7. Wincest

It took less than two minutes of listening to some chick wail on about her cheating boyfriend before Dean was convinced he could feel a headache forming behind his eyes and was absolutely certain he would never be able to sleep with that crap on, no matter how low Sam kept it. This would not do. Dean/Sam. NC-17, heavy slash.

In which Sam and Dean don't communicate well, and have a faulty air conditioner, and kill a monster. And then everything changes, but not really. WINCEST

Because you can't have bone-shattering orgasms all the time. If you did, you'd never leave the motel room, things wouldn't get hunted, people wouldn't get saved, and the family business would go to hell. A follow-up to Mine. Sam/Dean. This means Wincest.

Dean loves it when Sam begs. Sam/Dean, D/s. Wincest. Sam/Dean.

Dean knew he had a pretty mouth, but didn't realize how much it drove Sam crazy. Until now. Wincest. Sam/Dean.

A few first between Dean and Sam. Wincest and some noncon

Something happens to Sam and he needs Dean to make him feel better and Dean can't say no to his Sammy. TeenChesters

Sam and Dean's relationship started at night

Dean hires a prostitute that looks like Sam, what happens when he gets caught?

Subtitle: Boxed Wine and Crackers, or the Decline of Public Funding, Remix. If you can do this, you must be morally old enough for a drink. Thanks to mskatej for beta reading.

Slash Sam/Dean. For Dean, sex always came with the tag line 'no strings attached', but this time it comes with the whole freakin' bundle.

Harry has lost everything to love and war. Draco is slowly giving it back to him. Hogwarts AU, pretty much everybody is dead. First person.

Sam is fed up with Dean's behavior and decides to shut him up, even if it's only temporary. PWP M/M Slash.

Birthday porn! *throws confetti* Pretty much that's it. General spoilers for Season 7. Wincest.

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes can always use a guinea pig. Two Weasleys and a Malfoy in a cellar under Diagon after the shops have shut.

When Fred goes on a two week business trip, George finds that missing his brother intensifies his once well-kept hidden feelings...M for the beautiful incestual smut and for the twins' dirty mouths.

Draco gets kidnapped by the Weasley Twins, but nothing goes as expected. The Final Battle starts prematurely, and Draco learns more about himself. *Extremely bad title is extremely bad* Warnings inside.

Dean can't keep living like this, he can't keep walking this tightrope never knowing which way he's going to fall. He needs to know one way or the other. A tag for 'Scarecrow', 1x11. Part of my Deleted Scenes series. Explicit Wincest.

Draco feels like he is being stared at. Who is the culprit? None other than the famous Weasley Twins! Threesome Fred/George/Draco Yaoi action! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!

SHASSIE! When a body is found that has a striking resemblance to Shawn, Detective Carlton Lassiter is a little more then disturbed. Not because of the victim's looks but because of the new way the case starts to makes him see Shawn - romantically. DONE!

Testing out new products for the Wheezes was fun right? George doesn't think so with the possibility of him losing all control and not only telling Fred how he feels, but showing him as well... in the best way possible. TWINCEST, HARD PWP

George has been having strange dreams about his twin brother, and he knows they're wrong. But he can't stop his feelings. This story is rated M for the following: yaoi, twincest, sexual situations, and all that fun stuff. A bit OoC and PWP. One shot.

Some fighting in the car between the boys gets John angry and they end up lost in the middle of nowhere. Now John has to find a gas station by foot, so car!smexing ensues. Wincest, Dean/Sam, underage, one-shot.

Drake finds something out about himself that scares him at first, but Josh comforts him, shows him that it's not so bad after all. Rated M. One shot. Intimate/sexual scenes between step-brothers. DID NOT EDIT. Review PLEASE

Rated M for very explicit content/ The adventures of the Weasley twins and Draco Malfoy in an S&M dungeon where Draco is successfully dominated.

This is for MaleXmale Goddess101, promt-Fred and George are sick of the way their family treats Draco, they know he has changed so they make up for their families insults with a bit of hot bedroom fun. fred/draco/george. slash.

Sideshot of And A Happy New Year! Fred and George have a surprise for Draco on New Years Day. But Draco too has a surprise for Fred and George. See how they celebrate the New Year. FW/DM/GW. Warning: Slash, M/M, language.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

What can Draco say? Third time's a charm. SLASH. FredW/DM/GeoegeW. O/s.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Draco is celebrating getting Harry and Twins a life long Quidditch ban in the Hog's Head when the twins arrive looking to get drunk... Expect both Fire Whiskey and fire crotches before its done! Draco/Fred/George slashy goodness inside - be warned.

HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.

Shawn and Lassiter are buried alive.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

What else are brothers for except spontaneous changing of plans, keeping the T.V. remote from each other, and just generally fighting? Drake/Josh

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

D/J The progression of their relationship. But when Josh kissed Drake, his brain completely short circuited. The rest of the world fell away, and he didn’t think of anything at all, floated on the tip of Drake’s tongue and the edges of Drake’s hips.

Drake realizes something that causes him to have a no good, very bad, wished he'd never fallen out of bed bad day. Lucky for him, someone else is in the same boat.

Sequel to The Case of the Missing Cockatiel. Several convention-goers have gone missing in Santa Barbara, and it's up to Shawn and the team to catch the killer before he catches Shawn.

Its too hot in Smallville and everyone has different ideas of how to cool down. Naked Clex. Slash.

Josh is a priest with just one weakness. Unfortunately, it's a big one. SLASH. AU/AR. Drake & Josh are not stepbrothers in this fic. Adult concepts/language. Includes religious themes/concepts some may find offensive or blasphemous. Read at your own risk.

Sam finds out why Dean eats everything in sight. S1

Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash

Drake and Josh find Megan's new hobby very inspiring. Drake/Josh slash. Warning for adult concepts and language.

Josh gets more than he bargained for when Drake decides to reminisce. Drake/Josh slash, one-shot. Written for Yuletide 2008. Thanks to Amanuensis for the quick beta.

In a moment anger, John unwittingly causes the Winchester Cold War. Angst, and, of course, a little Limp!Sam tossed in for added pleasure. For DreamShadows, who requested this.

Shawn's next case turns out to be more than he expected. He's got more than keen observational powers at his disposal, thanks to a run-in with a true fortune-teller who leaves him with psychic abilities of his own.

No Exit prequel and tag: Sam had broken his hand once before.

Spoilers for 3x12: Jus In Bello. Henrickson's smart-ass comment reveals a surprising truth Sam didn't want known. Hurt!Sam, angry!Dean, bad!John. Happy ending, though. WARNING: mentions of father abusing his child sexual . Nothing graphic.

Malfoycest. Be warned. My first though so please R&R. Oneshot.

Draco is chained naked to the middle of a dark room. He only needs to ask to leave and he'll be released, but can he gather the strangth to do so? Can he ask for one release when his body is screaming for another? SEX, TWINCEST, VIOLENCE, RATED R .

Drake forces Josh to realize his feelings for him. DrakexJosh slash... Reviews are love.

Sam and Dean get drunk and play a game. WINCEST

Lex takes care of a lot of Clark's firsts. Rated M, Slash. One Shot.

Secrets belong to everyone, but Fred wishes to unlock only two. fw/gw, fw/dm, gw/dm, gw/fw/dm, gw/sf, dm/sf, ss/dm, (and if you're not sure about all these pairings, just read the story)