Hello. Im a Huuge fan of twilight and most of my stories will be vampire or edward and bella based, maybe a few name changes here and there.

So, i will give you acouple of details and that shit later :D

Here is some background, I am very good looking JOKE wishing here. I have Longish Brown Hair and Caramel Crunch Eyes According to my mates :D I knoo! I have been dancing for most of my life, started when i was 3! I LOVE Twilight and all that, loving vampires all together really. Im not a very broing person always happy and that shitt!

Hate Profiles never really know what to say, and then you end up going on with yourself like me now... GAWP!

Name: Well if i told you that, you could most probaly stalk me, and we wouldn't want that now eh? LMAOOO

Age: Hehe Hmm im gonna say less than a hundred but at the same time more than 0. That help?

Hobbies: Playing my base, piano, reading ermmm playing baseball! Lmaoo The Jasper my fellow Twerds! :

Fave Books: Hmm.. well all the Series of twilight. Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun! Apart from twilight.. erm Harry Potters, any teen book used to read Mates, Dates and ..., ever book it always changed! Thats it I think. But i will be finding more time to read. (not to self)

Loves: People that notice the little things that put the BIGGEST smiles on your face, My Fellow Twerds ILYG! Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Really Your Guys are Actual Gods, I love them so much i amd Team Robylor or Taybert heheh... You see what i did there?? Lmaooo. Erm what else to love in this world??

Hates: Boring People, Haters of twilight Serious, read the books then get back to me oh but wait you'll be too lazy to do that wont you muther uckers HAHA!

Anything else: I dnno really what else there needs to be said posting a story tonight guys = !

Twilight Related Talk:

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

(Was Copied of PerfectSmuttyVampire) I think ?

Bite Me Cullen .

... Just Do it.

Jasper Hale The walking Chill Pill =

When Life Gives you Lemons, I Throw then back and Demand Edward Cullen !

You Havent Read Twilight, Go and Shoot yourself in the Foot !

About three things i was certain. First, Edward was a Vampire. Second, There was a Part of him, and i didnt know how dominate that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third i was unconditionally and irrevaicablly in love with him.

Only a Vampire...Can Love You Forever

(Talking about Mike) But as we were entering the gym, he asked, "So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that."

I have: AACIBD--addicted to all cullens including bella disorder
AV-Addicted to Vampires
LES-Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS-Wishing I was a vampire syndrome

Boy and Girl Convo:

Girl: Hey, do you mind if i ask you a couple of things?

Boy: Nahh, shoot.

Girl: Do you like me? Because you never come near me and when you do you look at me like food and you stifen up and that, do i ofend?

Boy: No no no, you dont affend. Its just i can be around you.

Girl: Oh, hmm do you like me, am i ever in your thoughts?

Boy: No and no.

Girl: Hmm, well if i left how would you feel about that?

Boy: Havent thought of it.

Girl: (starts to cry) Well, i will go its obviously you hate me and want me away from you...

Girl runs away suddenly a van starts to skid and the boy runs and pushes the car out of her way. Looks are excahnged.

Boy: Can we go somewhere quiet please.

Girl: Ok. The woods maybe?

Boy: Yeahh, that will be good.

Boy and Girl walk into the woods.

Boy: The Reason I dont go near you because your sent is like a drug to me. Your Like my Own Personal Brand of Heroin. I have to restrain myself, from a want to taste you.

Girl: ... (gulp)

Boy: The Reason i dont like you if because i love you. And your never not in my thoughts. The reason i dont think about you leaving is because i never want you too, Your My Life Now. Where ever you go i will be. Im a Vampire I am a lion... you are my beautiful Lamb

More Twilight:

Bella: Your Impossible Fast and Strong, Your Skin in Pale White and Ice cold, Your eyes change colour, and sometimes you speak, like your from a different time, You never eat or drink anything, you dont go out in the sunlight. How old are you?

Edward: (pauses) Seventeen.

Bella: How long have you been seventeen?

Edward: (pauses) A while...

Bella: I know what you are!

Edward: Say it...Out Loud. SAY IT!

Bella: (Pauses) Vampire!

Edward: Are you Afraid?

Bella: No.

Random Things:

6. Some people are just danger magnets. Quote From KayleighLovesTwilight. Yes Kayleigh Danger Magnets Not meaning you Lmaooo !

People Be Teammm Roblyor or Taybert ! People see what i did there

Hmm, I surpose Its Better to Have Love and Lost, Then To Have Never Loved at All :)

Edward Cullen A Girls DREAMM Boy! Remeber that Lads !

Sarcasim Get You Places! My Family Is Famous For Sarcasim, Kayleigh you got me ROLRING with your shitt. I.E

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Thats True !

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior. Yeahh Kayliegh you would get men by the Car Load !! ROLF!

My Profile aint that long lol. = Cya on the Flip Flop LATERRR RAWR! :)