"Je veux embrasser toi," Blaine says, and Kurt thinks his heart does actually stop for a second before it starts beating double time. Because, yes, the pronunciation was terrible, and the accent was flat, and if Blaine said anything that atrociously butchered in his oral exam he'd probably be kicked out, but…his boyfriend just said he wanted to kiss him. In French.

Quinn has secretly been seeing Brittany, Rachel, and Santana behind their backs. This is what happens when the three find out and decide to dish out their very own taste of revenge. G!p. gleekinkmeme fill.

"What're you doing to me, man?" Puck asked gruffly as he squirmed around in Finn's arms. "Nothing," said Finn innocently, running his fingers feather-light up his buddy's back. "Just playing with you…warding off the demons…" Pre-series, Pinn, slow burn, Puck/Finn friendship, romance, fluff and a touch of hurt/comfort