A reposting of my Badou/Haine drabbles for a more convenient system of organization. Fluff, crude humor, and overall domestic moments inside.

Badou never thought he'd end up broke to the point of performing as a drag queen to make ends meet, and Heine never suspected he'd mistakenly buy breakfast for a man dressed as a woman. An alternative to how Heine and Badou began working together.

Heine's sick of not getting anything out of saving Badou's ass all of the time. HeinexBadou PWP. Rated for explicit sexual content.

Snapshots of two lives. Lives of blood, gunsmoke, and the occasional rare moment of simplicity, and peace. HainexBadou, 100 theme challenge

Walter comes up with an experiment to test on vampires...involves putting them in an intoxicated state

Integra finds Alucard brooding over his past and tries to comfort him. Valentines day fic...kind of.

Alucard quietly indulges in delicious pain.

A compelling tale of one buttpirateginger and one sciencecracker in the struggle for acceptance,love,and friendship. JUST KIDDING! Heine and Badou are up to their usual junk in these 'domestic' tales. Enjoy the mayhem, I implore you. R&R loves!

Death was always something Badou knew was coming. He just didn't realize it'd all end on top of his partner in mayhem, and with a raging one to boot. My Dogs fic debut, woot!