After having numerous homosexual dreams involving Butters, Cartman diagnoses himself with Faggotitus. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to help Stan with his drinking problem.

For all ButtersXCartman fans, you've obviously seen "Cartman Sucks". So, the question arises: What if Butter's dad hadn't walked in when he did? I found it somewhat funny, also explicit non-intercourse boy-with-boy things. Fair warning