Hello and welcome, I am Lili.

Meh, anyways. Here's my page thing.

If I dance does the world become my stage?

Quotes:

"Boys are like flashlights, some brighter than others, and Ron, well, Ron needed a new battery." -unknown

"Violence is not the answer, it is the question and the answer is yes." -unknown

“I am sure of nothing besides death and taxes.”-Jane (Grin and Bear It) *taken down/deleted/vamoosed

"Soon comes the day all shall be free. Even you, and even me. Soon comes the day all shall die. Surely you, but never I" -Fain (The Wheel of Time)

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.-Douglas Adams

Facts are stubborn things-Douglas Adams This leads into my favourite quote: "Truth fears no trial!"

“Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.” - unknown

It is always easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler

The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie, and even to murder with the truth. -Alfred Adler

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain. -William Rounseville Alger This being among a buncha advice quotes

”You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you”- Unknown lol, Go justic system!

"'Note to self:' Hiei thought. 'I hate you!' " -Hiei (Seven Deadly Sins)

"When in doubt, I don’t do anything. I just freeze up. Bakura seems to resort to violence when he’s not sure, and Yami Malik seems to live by the phrase Malik’s so fond of quoting; “When in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.” I just freeze." –Yami Yugi (Dark Addiction)

"The life of a Makai bandit: wake up, complain about life, eat, complain about lack of food, travel, complain about the weather, kill some guys and rob their corpses blind, complain that he got more stuff, make camp, complain about the location, and go to sleep, complaining about dreams full of fluffy bunnies and dancing purple dinosaurs." -Sagi-chan (Tossed and Found)

“Ah hell, why not face the music. I can always bash the composer if I don’t like it”.-Jane (Grin and Bear It) *taken down/deleted/gone

“I’ve found something out. I can’t fly. At all” -Jane (Grin and Bear It) *taken down/deleted/gone

Draco raced down the stairs before the mirror could get another word in, briefly wondering if Granger was thinking of starting MUTE: Mirrors United from Treatment of Evil. ie bad hair. -Hush

“Imps are vicious, demon eating herbivores. This story is about a group of these demon eating herbivores that had been taken into "slavery" by a toddler.” -Sagi-chan (Tossed and Found) Plant demons are yummy?

"(to Hiei)We're mourning your death before it happens," -Yusuke (AntiLiberation)

"Human's are like slinkys. Though they are not useful, it will always make you smile when one tumbles down the stars." -unknown

He suspected he was dreaming when he started to thoroughly describe the healing benefits of liquefied feathers to himself. –Kurama (Buds Choked on the Vine)

“WAAAH! Oh Hiro, what’ll I do? Yuki told me h-h-h-h-…”-Shuuichi
“Get drunk, cry, dance, or throw a tantrum. Pick one.”-Hiro
Shuuichi: starts crying, dancing, throwing a tantrum and getting drunk -Gravitation

Duo: Why did I even bother to rescue this guy (Heero) in the first place? He’s anti-social, thinks he’s evil-connival, and hardly speaks! You’ve got such a gloomy personality, why don’t you just give up and stop pretending to be human?
Heero: Hey…Could you keep it down over there?
Duo: Yeah, sure, forgive me for interrupting (Heero was fixing his Gundam, or something). -Gundam Wing

“It’s no honour to be laid to rest under a head stone that says, ‘I was honourable.’ ”-Taikobou (Soul Hunter)

"You're leaving at the exciting climax and that offends my sense of aesthetics."-Shinkohyou in the anime stepping out of his role as spectator to stop the bad guy's escape so as not to ruin his 'show'

“I’m knee-deep in snow, in the middle of the summer, surrounded by females. On top of that, two have gone crazy. I don’t have a clue as to what’s going on, but I’m waiting for whatever is wrong with them to spread to you.” -Keni'Chi (Unexpected Allies Part III: Trial of the Century ) by: Striking Falcon

"Oh, well, I forgot about that. You're right."
"Of course I am," Artemis smirked.
Draco rolled his eyes. "Shut up, arrogant prat."
"Same to you, conceited git." -Artemis Fowl and Draco Malfoy (The Family Name, by: Elbereth in April)

"Friendship means obligations and having to share your chocolate. What else?"-Artemis Fowl to Draco Malfoy (The Family Name: Third Year, by: Elbereth in April)

“Oh. He’s a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear …With fangs.” – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."- James H. Kabbler III. (=(Lili:I agree with everything except statements 4, 7, and 8)=)

Ryou sighed. The people who dealt with hard boiled criminals couldn’t deal with crying women. Ryou was sure there was someone with the right kind of training for it but he was always trusted with the panicking, the hysterical and the grieving... After some hesitation, Ryou sat down and hoped he wouldn’t screw up and get hit or bitten or laughed at. “Hey,” he started and smiled even though she didn’t look like she was paying attention. “This floor is pretty uncomfortable but there’s a chair just behind this desk. Would you rather sit there?” She glanced at him from behind her messy hair. “It’s a very nice chair, I should know, I sit on it every day.” -Ryou (Shattered Crescent)

"By Friday morning, Draco had carefully built a manor on the left bank of "denial" and was comfortably living in it without any thought whatsoever...
And with that, Harry Potter had joined Draco Malfoy on the banks of Denial, but had been very careful to build his housing of choice on the opposite side of the river, away from Draco's manor because they wouldn't want to be neighbors... no not at all." -Black Truth, by: InferiorBeing

“WOULD YOU MAUL HIM ONE AT A TIME PLEASE?!”-Sanzo/Draco "Indigo" Malfoy ("Strange Return" by Shivera)

“They’re selling pictures?” even Harry, who had some experience with Indigo’s habit of collecting stalkers was shocked now. “And you don’t mind?”
“I get 30 of every sale, and Jackie monitors it so nothing dirty gets onto the market.” Indigo shrugged again. “Cash to burn.”
“But, it’s like, porn.”
“Modelling. I’m fully clothed.”
“You are weird.”
“Hi pot, I’m kettle and we’re both black.”-Sanzo/Indigo & Hakkai/Harry Potter (Strange Return by Shivera)

"morality must be shot at." -Nietzsche

"To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher." -Nietzsche this one made me laugh, Aristotle says that men are social animals though, aren't even philosophers men? If not then they shouldn't be meddling with my morals

The turban was removed, and Quirrell turned to show a snake-like, red eyed face with no nose on the back of his head.
Harry remembered those eyes.
“Hello Voldemort. I was under the impression that you were dead. Silly, isn’t it?”
Voldemort smiled. It was moderately horrifying.
“Brave boy, to look on me without fear. How did you end up a Ravenclaw? Gryffindor seems more the place for you.”
“I will lie, cheat, steal and destroy things for really good books. And I will sell my soul for an internet connection, I miss Google damnit!”- Harry Potter and Voldemort (Strange Return by Shivera)

"Sanzo?"Hakkai had a steaming cup of coffee in one hand, equally useful for waking up bleary-eyed priests or scalding unfortunate attackers. "Is everything all right?" (Entanglements by Vathara)

"Yes Mother."
Zero snorted, "I would've hung myself years ago if I were your mother, Kaname." (Egg Rolls by LeaNicolaie)

Still looking plenty skeptic, Zero slowly nodded. "Alright, but if you faint on me, don't be surprised to find an 'I told you so!' post-it on your forehead. I'll tell Yuuki about it too, so she can guilt-trip you into making sure you never do it again." Zero to Kaname (Egg Rolls by LeaNicolaie)

"Who are you spending the rest of your life with, huh? This couch maybe?"
" Excuse me, but I'll have you know I'm in a very serious relationship," Harry replied.
" You'd better not be talking about coffee," Ron said warningly.
" No, really, there's someone. A human someone," Harry said blushing.
" Could you be more vague? A human something? Good grief. Now, what's her name?"
" His name," Hermione interjected. " Ron you promised me…" (Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen)

"Am I gonna have to separate the two of you?"
Draco turned his glare from the offending pumpkin to the grinning face of the speaker, Potter, who had just sat down across from him. In response, he turned the pumpkin around to face the other boy, making him laugh at what was carved there. (Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61)

Potter scoffed. "Oh, please. You have more beauty products than any girl I've ever met. What normal guy has two bottles of Nair in their locker?"
"What can I say, Potter? I know it's something you wouldn't understand, but perfection like this isn't easy." Draco sniffed snobbishly, looking down at his nails. He ignored the incredulous look Potter was sending him.
"I'm sorry, would you and your ego like to be alone?"
Draco looked up at him indifferently. "If I said yes, would you leave?" (Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61)

"What are you doing here?
"I- What are you wearing?" There was a flash of white curtain, and suddenly Draco's defensive face was the only part of his body visible.
"Nothing."
"Believe me, Draco, I'd be a lot less surprised if you actually were wearing nothing. Is that a dress?"
"Of course it isn't, you idiot. Why would I be wearing a dress?"
Harry's expression said he was wondering the same. "I don't know, but it looks like a dress... And it's pink."
"It's peach. And it's not a dress, it's a sleeping gown."
"Ohhh. A gown. Yeah, that's much better." (Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61)

Kurama arched an eyebrow. "I'm a grape?"
"Darn it, Kurama!" Koenma sputtered, "I'm serious here. It all sounded more eloquent when I was devising the analogy, than it did when I was explaining it. I'm trying to explain a very complex concept in terms you'll understand. Now pay attention--I have a point to all of this."
"I'm a grape," Kurama goaded. "And apparently a stupid one." (Judgement Day, by:Cerulean-Searoach)

"He was so going to need counseling after this was all over. Perhaps if he took Tom and his merry band of murderers they could get a group discount. Merlin knew that they all had problems."-Harry Potter/Jasper Cole in Bloody Fox's "Langsyne".

Cyrus bowed in thanks to his new 'master', as he'd been trained to under threat of stick. "Thank you Master Gyrdrich for taking the time to teach me this past week."
The demon made one of those noncommittal, thoughtful hums as he pulled at his white beard. "I be speaking to Yankovich through fire. Much more I will teach before you are ready to be apprentice of my pupil."
Cyrus frowned slightly. "Apprentice?"
The demon whacked him with his stick. "Yes, apprentice! Cannot be such powerful idiot student and not become apprentice! Would be waste." -Harry "Cyrus" Potter and Master Necromancer from Toki Mirage's "Bloody Skies"

"I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection, the other bodyguards will make fun of me."-Edward (Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series)

(=(Lili quote explanation: James and Tony used a Time Turner by mistake and are now trying to get back into place to avoid anyone noticing)=)
Gibbs of the past came into view, so James pushed Tony behind a fake palm tree. Tony gave him a look. "I'm flattered that you would think I'm so thin. . ."
"There's a charm around us. We're behind the tree because I wanted to push you."
"Oh, so first I'm gay, now I'm a punching bag?"
"I didn't punch you. Had I done so, you would be thinking you're a six year old girl," James said.
"Why do you want to emasculate me?" Tony asked. James rolled his eyes and sighed. -Harry James Potter, Tony DiNozzio (Prodigy by: ChipmonkOnSpeed)

"I have combined all my first-year Battle classes into one, which allows me to offer you twice as much class time as Doubles sessions -"
There were gasps of horror.
"- an increased load which I will make up to you by not assigning any homework."
The gasps of horror cut off abruptly.
"Yes, you heard me correctly. I will teach you to fight, not to write twelve inches on fighting due Monday."
Harry desperately wished he had thought to sit next to Hermione so that he could see the look on her face right now, but on the other hand he was pretty sure he was imagining it accurately.
Also Harry was in love. It would be a three-way wedding: him, the Time-Turner, and Professor Quirrell. ("Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by: Less Wrong)

Harry wanted to scream in triumph at the top of his lungs. I CAN DO MAGIC! FEAR ME, LAWS OF PHYSICS, I'M COMING TO VIOLATE YOU! ("Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by: Less Wrong)

"Thin ice, Zabini," Draco warned. "You're about to become the mysterious smell by the lake." (Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61)

"Try again, club boy. I'm not that easy," Draco said, recognizing the manipulation for what it was. Wood just smiled. "What's a wannabe lit professor doing coaching a high school sports club, anyway? Shouldn't you be doing something book related?"
"Old habits die hard, I guess," Wood replied. "I was riding a football scholarship before this. Lost it freshman year when a three-hundred-pound linebacker crushed my radius. Long story short, now I'm here."
"Sounds like a movie-of-the-week," Draco noted before he could think better of it. Wood blinked at him in surprise. "Um."
But Wood was laughing. "Better than your movie. What, lonely rich kid wins the heart of troubled teenaged outsider? Angst, angst, the end? Sound about right?" (Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61)

Thomas thought the pranks were so funny that he refused to turn Lucius' hair back to normal and added to Sirius' purple-ness so it would last for another day. Remus commented that he wasn't sure he wanted a grape for a mate and was turned blue in retaliation to, as Sirius put it, "Join me in the fruit bowl, my lovely blueberry." Remus had just laughed. (Deguiser by Batsutousai)

Jace: "Who wants to do me?"
Magnus: "A regrettable choice of words." City of Ashes by: Cassandra Clare

"Nothing less than seven inches! That's my motto!" -Isabelle, City of Ashes

"Alec had History, first period." Jace pointed out again, and Alec nodded. "And Isabelle had him, too." Another nod from the girl. "Now let me make a wild guess about how this Mister Bane looks like," No harm in that, right?
"He's tall…And sort of glittery, with spikes. And working those boots. Props for the man for working boots in this hellhole. And no, Izzy, he is most certainly not straight. But he has the attention of most of the girls, attention that should be for me," He frowned, and Isabelle and Alec frowned, too.
... "Why does the air around him glitter?" Jace finally said after a few moments of silence, his apple half-way eaten. "How is that even possible?"
... "I like his glittery ways," Isabelle said. "It takes a real man to glitter." (A Crazy Little Thing Called Love by: Incomparable-Insanity)

"Thank Merlin!" Hermione exclaimed the moment the door was shut and Harry had lit the flat. "I was afraid they would have tried to attack you two before you got here."
"Afraid for me, Hermione? How nice," Tom smirked at her, chuckling when she blushed.
Harry swatted his arm. "Stop teasing her."
"I was being serious. A muggleborn was worried for the Dark Lord. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside," Tom deadpanned. -"The Black Bunny" by:Windseeker2305

The man turned to them with a grin and Harry saw that he was holding something shiny in his hand. The young wizard barely managed to stop himself from gaping. It was the head from the Fountain of Magical Brethren. "Alas, poor Yorick!" Bakura said, holding the head dramatically and eyed it with fake sadness. "I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times…" the man paused and frowned at the golden head. "Is it just me, or does that sound extremely kinky? What do you think, Yorick?" (King's Jackal by Esama, I absolutely adore Ryou in this story; Esama made him into a very impressive character)

Favorite animé/manga:

Rurouni Kenshin

Yu Yu Hakusho

Fullmetal Alchemist (Chibi-san!)

Spiral (Go Narumi-san!)

Shaman King

Soul Hunter (anime and manga)

Zoids (the original one with Bit, Leena, Bradd, Jamie, and Dr. Tauros)

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone ComplexS.A.C. 2nd GIG (poor Tachikomas and Major. Tachi forever!)

Yugioh (minus the Atlantis arc)

Gravitation

The Beautiful World

Fullmetal Panic (the trilogy)

Gensomaden Saiyuki

Final Fantasy: Advent Children

The Cat Returns

Hana-Kimi: For You In Full Blossom

Black Cat (anime and manga)

King of Bandit Jing (anime)

Bleach (anime and manga)

ES: Eternal Sabbeth (What an ending!)

Culdcept

Skip Beat!

Vampire Knight

Deathnote (anime: manga's a bit boring and too long-winded, plus, over-exaggeration of ordinary movements is amusing)

Darker Than Black (anime)

Tokyo Crazy Paradise

(plus)Anima

Appleseed ExMachina

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Kiba (Yay Amil Gaoul)

HunterXHunter

Naruto (shippuden: couldn't stand Sasuke pre-shippuden, still can't but at least he's not a 'comrade' anymore, plus Gaara is much more lovable in shippuden)

Favorite animé characters:

Sanoske Sagara (Rurouni Kenshin)

Yukina, Yusuke Urameshi, Shizuru Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Edward Elric, Maes Hughes, Risa Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Narumi Ayumu, Kousuke (Spiral)

Yoh Asakura, Anna (Shaman King)

Shinkohyo, Taikoubo, Nataku, Outenkun (Soul Hunter)

Gin Ichimaru (Bleach)

Kujaku (RG Veda)

Vega Obscura (Zoids)

Major Kusanagi, Tachikomas, Laughing Man (Ghost in the Shell, SAC)

Malik, Prof. Banner (Yugioh/Yugioh GX)

Ryuuichi Sakumo, Mr. K (Gravitation)

Hatsuharu Sohma, Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket)

Nuriko (Fuushigi Yuugi)

Kagura (Inuyasha)

Dr. J, Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

Eli, Yue (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)

Jing, Kir (King of Bandit Jing)

Sagara Sousuke (adorably naive and 'innocent' despite his career) (Fullmetal Panic)

Dr. Alec Howell, Shuro (Ceres: Celestial Legend)

Kayashima (the Ghost dude) (Hanakimi)

Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Here's something I found on LeaNicolaie's page that I wanted to share, it's not hers either, but oh well:

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.