tsujigiri
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Joined 05-13-09, id: 1933848
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and Kim Possible.
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Bomb the Pyjack by The Red Celt reviews
Wrex and F!Shepard play a krogan drinking game. Fun minific, rated T for drinking. (This drinking game shows up in "Battlemaster and Commander, too, although this fic was written first.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
My Big Fat Quarian Wedding by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Dossiers by Holocron Coder reviews
Collectors defeated, Shadow Broker overthrown, Shepard spends some time in the Shadow Broker's headquarters reviewing some valuable information.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Blue Beginnings by SHADO Commander reviews
An early experiment in industrial espionage has a lasting effect on a young Drew Lipsky. Yes, at long last, learn the TRUE horrifying story of the final incident that created the infamous Doctor Drakken. Oh, and a certain green thief shows up too.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Cooking With Kitty by Red Witch reviews
Kitty decides to star in her own cooking show.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Ice Cream by Fabius Maximus reviews
Sometimes, fame can lead to complications. Fortunately, there's always ice cream.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Kim P., Anne Possible - Complete
Friday, I'm In Love by Bittersweet x reviews
It's Friday. James is in love. Enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Published: 10/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's Holiday Hi Jinks by quidditchmum reviews
To fulfill a childhood fantasy, Harry takes the Weasleys on summer holiday to a Muggle beach in Florida. Will they survive it? Will Florida?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Book Four: Air by aka Arashi reviews
Water, Earth, Fire, Air. We believed we'd saved the world by defeating Ozai and ending the war. But as the dust settled, new conflicts arose. And that was just the beginning... Canon pairings, Continuation Fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,500 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sokka
Welcome to City 17 by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 160,384 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Gordon F., Alyx V. - Complete
Downtime by blackberet reviews
KotOR 1. A series of stories about the crew of the Ebon Hawk and their interactions with each other as they journey to find the Star Forge. FemRevan. Some Revan/Carth, but the gang's all here.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,649 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Revan
The Fundamental Orders of the Sukka Household by ZutarianNaiad reviews
To every relationship, there are rules and every house is built on a strong structure. So Sokka and Suki hammered out a few rules to keep things pleasant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Running Interference by Silver Thunder reviews
Aang discovers that being the last airbender might be more challenging than being the Avatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - [Aang, Katara] - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker by Phoenix Satori reviews
The first time he meets her, she’s drowning herself in his ocean. ::Poseidon/Sally::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
Career Day, HalfBlood Style by PenBlender '95 reviews
Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Firelord's Holiday by Written Parody reviews
The war may have ended three years ago but the stress of rebuilding a nation has not eased with the years. And so the gaang decide to meet up again and take a well-earned vacation. One that has some peculiar situations… Zutara, Taang, Sukka, Sibling!Toko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
An Unfortunate Gathering by Dreaming Knightess reviews
An offhanded comment about Matsumoto Rangiku's breasts evolves into an orgy of misfortune. Literally. Absolute crack.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Byakuya K. - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by LadiiAJ95 reviews
Byakuya feels it is time for Rukia to know how to protect her "abstanance" and when he says protect he means with the "Protect Your Abstanance 9000".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Psych Profile by Just Another Tree Hugger reviews
Scott debriefs the team.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Squad 4's Pregnancy Guide for the Unwed Shinigami by ManonLeChat reviews
He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Near Misses and Total Hits by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
A whole lotta banter, a couple internal monologues, and maybe even a genuine moment or two. And did I mention some good old fashioned dysfunction? Yep, sounds like another D/S drabble collection. Note that new "complete" status.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
The Birds and The Bees by Scholars at Large reviews
Kakashi gets roped into teaching the youth of Konoha all about the birds and the bees...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Teaching Old Hellhounds New Tricks by Sunshine Dust reviews
Mugen, Jin, and Fuu haven't seen each other in three years, but someone has given Mugen an assassination job that will bring their paths back together. Will the guys be given a reason to finish their fight after all?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Brain Food by captainkodak1 reviews
Ron's cooking and so is Drakken. Kim and Shego are staying out of the way.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2001
The Talk by Sarina Argus reviews
Set in the animated universe, Batman, Superman and Nightwing have 'The Talk' with Robin (humor)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/25/1999
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Drakken Balboa reviews
Pre graduation, during a time when things aren't going so well for his evil ventures, Drakken attempts to improve things by emulating an unlikely role model and tries a new scheme. Also Shego gets embarrassed
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Drakken, Shego
Group therapy reviews
In which some of the titular character's greatest foes reminisce about the bad old days, and try to come to terms with getting beat up by an adolescent ginger
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A.