O~kay! First things first: You can call me Emerald, Star, or Emerald Star. And if you want to be less formal, then you can just call me Shina. Either way, I love manga. I mean, completely addicted/obsessed with it. But who isn't? Okay, so maybe you aren't. Any weirdly insanely awesome person is though. Like me. nods knowingly My favourites? i really don't think you're gonna bother reading all of the ones I put up here, so I wont. Or maybe it's just that I'm too lazy...?

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
I found this somewhere, and it's hilarious...

Hi! My name's Nobody. Nobody's Perfect.

Hey, I thought pigs lives in zoos...then what the hell are you doing here?

I love your smile and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Tell you later!

Alcohol isn't the answer, but it makes you forget the question.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

I see regular people!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better

Sorry I'm late. I got into a fight with my rice krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck that Asshole."

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club." (personally I think it should be "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Flamethrowers Bombs Guns AK47s Scissors and Grenades Club." but thats just me...)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" =p

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

"SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

f you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've had a conversation with a friend over two guys/girls from a book/movie, copy this onto your profile.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better,” but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

if there are times when you want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the hell of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards said people, copy this into your profile.

if you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, BelovedMikura, My.Emerald.Star

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your prof

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, BelovedMikura, My.Emerald.Star

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, SOPROL, sesshomarukoishii, phantompha0, mmetoffee, BelovedMikura, My.Emerald.Star

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

I find "good morning" contradictory

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P