dark angel reina formaly rez
 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, and Uglies. my nick name is renesme u can call me multiple things my bff calls me rezzie (her nick name is bella and even though shes my bff if i'm having a bad day or most of the time i call her mum) my bffl calls me renesmee my bf calls me nessie (i call her alice and i will be calling her that alot and in my fanfics thats mainly who i think of when i say alice i call her auntie alice) but u can call me any other nick name u can think of i can also say one thing without giving anything away i have created a character over the past three years i call a hell girl becuase her world and the people arund her's are hell because of what she is O_o hope i didn't give too much away Signed rezzie black ／l、 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty twilight abc's A ID FOR ARO, AMUN, ALICE, ATHENODORA, ALEC, AFTON, AND ALISTAIR B IS FOR BELLA AND BENJAMIN C IS FOR CARLISLE, CARMEN, CHARLIE, CAIUS, CHEALSEA, CORIN, CHARLES AND CHARLOTTE D IS FOR DEMETRI AND DIDYME E IS FOR ESME, EDWARD, EMMETT AND ELEAZAR F IS FOR FELIX G IS FOR GARRETT H IS FOR HEIDI I IS FOR IRINA J IS FOR JACOB, JASPER, JANE AND JAMES K IS FOR KACHIRI, KATE, KEBI L IS FOR LAURENT, LIAM AND LEAH M IS FOR MAGGIE, MARCUS, MARRY AND MAKENNA N IS FOR NO ONE O IS FOR OUT OF NAMES P IS FOR PETER AND PAUL Q IS FOR QUESTION MARK R IS FOR RENESMEE, ROSALIE, RENATA, RANDALL S IS FOR SENNA, SASHA, SIOBHAN, SETH, STEFAN, SULPICIA, SANTIAGO, SAM T IS FOR TANYA, TIA U IS FOR UKNOWN V IS FOR VASILII, VLADIMIR, VICTORIA W IS FOR WERE OUTA NAMES X IS FOR XYLAPHONE Y IS FOR YOU Z IS FOR ZAFRINA, Bold the ones that fit you stereotypes suck.! You Know You Live in 2009 When... 1. you go to a party, sit down, and take myspace/facebook pics 2.you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3.the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/myspace/facebook 4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV 6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer 7.you read this list, and keep nodding and smiling 8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this 9.you were too busy to notice number five 10. you actually scrolled/looked back up to see if there was a number five 11.and now you're laughing at your own stupidity 12.put this in your pro if you fell for it. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!! 7 Ways to Know You Are Addicted to Twilight (I Know I Am): 1. You can quote any passage from the series at the drop of a hat. 2. The first thing you do when you get on the computer is check Stephenie Meyer's website 3. No matter what song comes on the radio, you automatically find a way to relate it to Twilight 4. You find yourself daydreaming about Edward Cullen and wishing you were Bella. 5. No guy will ever live up to your expectations because Edward is too perfect. 6. You can talk about the book for an entire lunch period without running out of things to say. 7. You look through a vocabulary book or dictionary and can instantly pick out which words are found in the series Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know ~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~ Funny things I laughed at One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. friends are God's way of apologizing for family Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. He who laughs last didn't get it. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. my friends say 'look a birdy' behind me in the lunch room then my goldfish are gone!! people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im triping you good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. -I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!- -Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it? Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. One for the Girls!! 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Speak in improper English like ain't, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer Two!' Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three!” Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are the most bestest' in the class and demand to be moved up. During a test, tell the teachers the voices' are making you cheat Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School. Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate's hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously. If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say I'll never tell' and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet. Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say I just did' Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you. Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door. When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class. Meow and bark occasionally. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school! I thought this was McDonalds! Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher I swear to drunk I'm not God!' Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest. Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren't late) Meow to answer a question Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class. Chew gum in class. If teacher says I hope you brought enough for everybody' take out packs of gum and start passing out gum. Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don't have any gum, and put it back in your mouth. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had the problem' for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks. Cry out randomly that everyone is against you. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you're a volcano. Tell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow. Tell your teacher that you're going to be sick tomorrow. In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language. Write Gullible' on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the _(floor ceiling or chalkboard). If they don't believe you point, then say Made you look!' Randomly laugh hysterically Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm Write objects in mirror are dumber than they appear' on a small mirror. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror. Do the above, except on the bathroom mirrors. Wear tissues on your head Come into class with sunglasses, and pretend to shoot at your teacher with your fingers. Then loudly whisper Sorry, I had to get rid of the alien scum' Pass around a petition against petitions Raise your hand, act terrified and cry, saying You didn't have to be so mean!' If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say It's the voices again.' Hum If your happy and you know it' loudly then randomly start to cry Try to get your class to sing “We don't need no education” Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened. Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you're sure you are about to win. Pretend to slap a fly and then go mmmm snack time' Lead your class in a sing-a-long. Poke the person sitting next to you repeatedly until they get angry, then blame it on your imaginary friend. Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him. In a creepy voice say to everyone You will die in seven days' Act like nothing had happened. (If in a school that requires uniforms) Loudly talk about how one person's uniform is so two minutes ago' (even though you are wearing the same thing) (If in a school with no uniforms) Put on a weird shirt and loudly whisper about everyone's bad fashion sense. Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you. Raise your hand and wave it eagerly like you know the answer. Do this for every question. When called on, answer every question Abraham Lincoln.' Make up a language and when no one understands it act like they are crazy. Laugh hysterically and proclaim You shall all perish! Perish I say!' Act like nothing had happened. Try to hold a swordfight with rulers. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom. Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say That's mine!' Read with your textbook upside-down. Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.” Bring in a pillow and lie in the aisle and pretend to go to sleep. Walk down the aisle and pretend someone tripped you. Glare at that person for the rest of class. Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out I'm lost!' Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener. Carefully place the tissue box in a certain spot at the beginning of class. In class, scream or gasp and run over to the tissue box, acting like it was moved. Carefully fix it. Repeat. Ask if you can teach the class. Draw caricatures of your teacher. Sign the paper with a classmate's name/initials. Leave the pictures on the classmate's desk. Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you. Knit. Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join. Wear Mardi Gras beads and a party hat, and throw confetti into the air when school lets out. Talk about your dream job as a janitor. Bring a baby bottle to school. Drink out of it all day. Cry if it gets confiscated. Act like you're in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma'am and sir. March everywhere. Poke someone. Twice. Bring crutches to school. Ask your teachers if they find sick pleasure in tormenting you. If a teacher isn't already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal. Put raisins over your teeth and grin widely at everyone you meet. When you get homework, stand up, outraged, and yell that you're going to sue. Convince someone to pretend to be your lawyer. Bring them to school the following day. Dress up as the Phantom of the Opera or Dracula or other cape wearing people. Swish your cape. A lot. Whenever the bell rings or an ambulance/police car passes, yell about the pigs coming to get you, and run out of the classroom. Like, say like,' like, a lot…like Speak with an accent, love. Do the chicken dance. If any of these get you in trouble, grumble loudly about how you hate Sharpies. i couldn't find any more good bored things to do list do i decided to make my own. 100 or less things to do if your a reader. 1. read a book and when an unimportant character dies draw a crude picture of he or she and put it in a shoe box draw a bunch of stick people and put on a black dress (even if your a guy) and hold a funeral in a local park. with all the stick people there 2. write a speech on how unimportant book characters are soo important. read loudly at a ban stand. 3. read a childrens book upside down in a park and anounce loudly how you don't understand the story line. 4. sit at a bench in the park and turn to a random person and ask them there opinion on a random book. 5. read a book in class and begin crying when anything happens to a character (even a hapy thing) 6. be depressed when a book character dies. 7. if some one gets maried in a book draw stick figures and hold a wedding in the park and cry out how much the character has grown. 8 say you are dating one of your book characters and that they told you so 9. cry in a public place and say said book character dumped you. 10. call a relitive realy far away and talk to them for 2 hours about how one of the characters in the book you were reading died 11. say said book character was cheeting on you anyway 12. on paint take a picture of you nd draw said book character with you then rip it in half and kiss in lipstick on the side with the drawn character 13. tell everyone how happy you are without him and make it look like your totaly not 14. read a book on a road trip then exclaim excidedly how you just saw the main character force parents to go back. 15. when you get there say someone must have picked them up. (even if theres no cars for miles.) 16. when you get to your destination exclaim how you want to go t said characters house and see them walk up a random street knock on random door and ask if said character is home. 17.tell parents "oh (said character) must have moved" all i can come up with for now 1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? the little things give you away 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? free 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? take me on the floor 4.WHAT IS 2+2? two worlds colide 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? goin' crazy 6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? good bye to you 7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? life 8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? soemwhere over the rainbow 9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? dear john 10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? decode 11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? shattered 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? someone wake me up 13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? black magic 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? passion 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? stupid things 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? lose my breath 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? happy (??) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? some days 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? superstition 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? 4ever 21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? bad habit 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? back flip 23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? tremble for my beloved 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? the difference 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? all that you are 26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? gonna get caught |
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