Hey! My name is Kinsey!

I usually just write about whatever random garble pops into my unusual mind, but, lately I've been planning a Star Wars Fan Fiction. The story between Anakin and Padmé is just so touching.

Please don't ask me if I enjoy sports. I do not, mostly because I fail epically at most sports. Scratch that, all sports. I also have no physical prowess, also I am very clumsy. Last year I fell down three steps and broke my ankle.

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My Favorite Couples:

Anakin x Padme (Obviously

Naruto x Sakura

Ron x Hermione

Couples I hate:

Obi-Wan x Padme (Ugh.)

Obi-Wan x Anakin (Eww.)

Naruto x Hinata

Sasuke x Sakura (HE DOESN'T LOVE HER!)

Harry x Ron

Harry x Hermione

(Lastly, May I note, that I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake, I am the same decaying organic matter as everyone else!)

Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits ~ Who Knew by: Pink

Waking Up ~ Imaginary by: Evanescence

First Day Of School ~ New Kid in School by: The Donnas

Falling In Love ~ Falling In Love In A Coffee Shop by: Landon Pigg

Fight Song ~ Prayer Of The Refugee By: Rise Against

Breaking Up ~ Mr. Brightside By: The Killers

Prom ~ Sometime Around Midnight by The Airborne Toxic Event

Life is Just…OK ~ The Truth by The Spill Canvas

Mental Breakdown ~ Take Me Under by Three Days Grace

Driving ~ Nothing Good Has Happened Yet by We Are The Ocean

Flashback ~ Everlong by The Foo Fighters

Getting Back Together ~ Can’t Stop by Landon Pigg

Birth Of A Child ~ How You Remind by Nickelback

Wedding ~ Up the Neck by The Pretenders

Final Battle ~ Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Death Scene ~ Whisper by Evanescence

End Credits ~ Trust Me by The Fray

The only reason people invented religion is to make themselves seem more important than the meat they eat. That they have a purpose. But, c'mon, people. Stop lying to yourselves. You have to admit that you have no purpose, you are but an accident in the universe. You have to admit to yourself that nothing you do in your life matters, because in this whole expanse of stars, planets, rocks, and gasses, and in the time that our universe has existed, you live and die quicker than a blink of an eye. You have to admit that you are an animal, and that we evolved to our current state to live and flourish. You are an mammal, just like a monkey, a dog, a cat, a rat, a bat, etc. You will live a meager life, and you will die, and have no impact on the scheme of things. If you do have a purpose, it is pure animalistic: to survive.-

~If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone, who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!~

The Penguins are coming!

Don't annoy the crazy person.

No touchy me cheeze!

Your age is a number, so mines a letter.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit back and let the rest of the friggen world figer out how you done it.

4,8,15,16,23,42 the LOST 's.

I'm a fucking flying butterfly with no wings.

Random Quotes.

Don't knock on death's door ring the door bell and run away, he hates that.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Never cry over a boy, because the boy that's worth your tears won't make you cry.

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man:"I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

.98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 percent who hasen't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told told you it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this inot your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Crystal Shores, The Labyrinths Scribehem, X5 - 452 and 494.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Yes people its possible! Lol)

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

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If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile. (I'm weird and proud of it!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, SassyLostie, iloveweirdsocks, X5 - 452 and 494, Pastry Basis

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't do drugs, copy/paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoyingTrix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.-Johnny Depp.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.- Shelly Winters

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.- Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.- Robin Williams

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? - Billy Connolly.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -Unknown

I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids! - Milton Berle

"Love me or leave me…Hey, where you all going?" Unknown

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been a Star Wars character for Halloween, post this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to use the force, teleport, or use some othef kind of power after it was used it a movie you loved, post this on your profile.

If you have talked to youself, pretending that you are meeting a famous person, post this on your profile.

If you are priting a picture of Hayden Christensen right now, post this on your profile.

If you like Ryan Gosling, and have seen 'The Notebook' too many times to count, post this on your profile.